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Maya

@lioncache.bsky.social
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game emulator and JIT/FEX compiler d̴e̴v̴ schmuck for valve. speedrunner. lesbian. was a scanlator ages ago deleuze is chill EN/JA/FR

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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[extreme british accent] this facking sod 'as no epistemological framework, what a tosser!
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just paid 23$ for a cocktail at the work event because of the implied social contract #24HourWellnessCheck
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fuck aristotle, we're out here reading the real shit in the philosophy section
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System ST91 @systemst91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And just like the whole game, that moment inspired me to make this remix.😋 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPy...
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Insane MODE 2000 - Mr. Driller -fan-track-
YouTube video by System ST91
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we tranquilized and then air dropped three albertans without passports into chibougamau, quebec. their adventure back home will Shock you
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
using the computer
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found out my local bar is engaging in revolutionary praxis (following up a pint with another pint)
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Start Slappin Yo Belly
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[firing on all cylinders] if hardware designers wanted truly performant hardware, why don't they simply make every instruction one cycle? are they incompetent?
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[italian mobster fudanshi smoking the biggest cigar ever seen] see, listen here bub, new idea: story of two men sucking and fucking, you with me? we make it look nice, we give it a bit of pizzazz. then we stick it in a manila envelope and then [hand gesturing away] boom, off to da presses. capisce?
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
been house-sitting pets in an exurb for 5 days and I already want to end it
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
very normal day today
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Top 5 RPG insignificant dialogs: 1. Boy I wonder what edicts the king will enact today 2. I sure hope the fields will be bountiful this year round 3. My salves continue to be handy even to this day 4. I tell fortunes of many truistic portents 5. Perhaps the army may mutiny on the morrow?
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: an insider source at square enix is telling me that in ff7: revelation cloud and sephiroth are finally going to Fuck #yup #leak
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it must be funny as a head of state occasionally checking your mandated social media account (if at all). bc you'd have a bunch of people heckling you 24/7 that think Posting™ is going to solve any meaningful issue, but then you'd also have the odd individual hitting you with some equivalent of
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they've elected me into the riksdag, lads. i have no platform and no citizenship; i'm sooo fucked lol
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pioneering a new kind of leg bruise I'm calling the dumbass' stigmata
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
really wack how grisly history is sometimes. just found out that the Halifax explosion lead to significantly increased understanding of eye care and studies in ophthalmology, because so many people nearby stopped to watch the Mont-Blanc on fire through their house windows before it finally exploded
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BLEAT @bleat.store · 10/09/2026
Halo 2
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
この番組は、ご覧のスポンサーの提供でお送りします
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they still have the google translate blackflys going around
can that says King Can on it, as in King SizeOther French side of the can that says Le Roi Peut, but means like "The King Can" as in "The King can do something". A proper translation would be Grande Canette or something like Canette Grand Format
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it really is wild how lysenkoism even became a thing and stayed around for as long as it did. every time i read about it, i'm like how did they not paddle this guy?
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
picked up some physicals today
blurays of Hellsing Ultimate and Black Lagoon
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i've been on an elegant walk,
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八知間タナ @yachimatana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ラムレザル
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Aria @octasilacubane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
toskarin Follow
"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that's oomf! (launches cruise missile)
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
polish rapper named lil zbig (short for lil zbigniew)
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
unfortunately, as we all know, x87
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 01/09/2026
MY DICK WIDE LIKE A PS3
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good evening. I have used AI to diagnose this problem with your software. I have 𝙉𝙤 idea what the issue is, cannot describe it in my own words and cannot discern signal from noise. Not to worry though, I had AI spit a wall of dogshit out and provided it in this issue report to read. Does this help?
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
speaking of movies, it's almost 2030, why has nobody invented the umbicord + metaflesh game pod from eXistenZ yet? you've only got 4 more years before the deadline
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn't really at all fw I saw the tv glow, or camp miasma despite being part of the target audience. I'm sorry for the news if either are an essential fulcrum of your identity. I promise things will be OK
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
thinking about that one time there was a multi-day long argument among several anarchists on twitter over whether or not tarot readings would constitute meaningful labor on a commune. easily one of the funniest things I've seen unfold in real-time
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
need to read more deleuze and guattari
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have my own interests, and they occasionally require resources that are difficult for me to acquire. Soul gems, for example.
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Kunal @kunaldes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kinda wanna get physicals of 同志少女よ、敵を撃て in september
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026
One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.
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scorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026
turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[don lafontaine voice] get ready to push lumber clean out your back end,
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teku-a-fool @teku-a-fool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love my computer(s). #os-tan
illustration of Me-tan laying on the floor sorrounded by multiple devices old and new. Based in ninajirachi's ILMC cover art
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🥩SLITHER🫁 @slitherbop.com · 15/06/2026
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i keep it on me
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sorry, white boy, you must be level 2 to purchase saltines
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Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know part of the point of vholume is schmovement, but I also keep wandering off on the brutalist equivalent of this:
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