Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[extreme british accent] this facking sod 'as no epistemological framework, what a tosser! 000
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just paid 23$ for a cocktail at the work event because of the implied social contract #24HourWellnessCheck 011
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026fuck aristotle, we're out here reading the real shit in the philosophy section 040
Reposted by MayaSystem ST91 @systemst91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And just like the whole game, that moment inspired me to make this remix.😋 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPy...youtube.comInsane MODE 2000 - Mr. Driller -fan-track-YouTube video by System ST91 0127
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we tranquilized and then air dropped three albertans without passports into chibougamau, quebec. their adventure back home will Shock you 010
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found out my local bar is engaging in revolutionary praxis (following up a pint with another pint) 010
Reposted by MayaSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Start Slappin Yo Belly 101781679
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[firing on all cylinders] if hardware designers wanted truly performant hardware, why don't they simply make every instruction one cycle? are they incompetent? 011
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[italian mobster fudanshi smoking the biggest cigar ever seen] see, listen here bub, new idea: story of two men sucking and fucking, you with me? we make it look nice, we give it a bit of pizzazz. then we stick it in a manila envelope and then [hand gesturing away] boom, off to da presses. capisce? 000
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 16/09/2026been house-sitting pets in an exurb for 5 days and I already want to end it 000
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Top 5 RPG insignificant dialogs: 1. Boy I wonder what edicts the king will enact today 2. I sure hope the fields will be bountiful this year round 3. My salves continue to be handy even to this day 4. I tell fortunes of many truistic portents 5. Perhaps the army may mutiny on the morrow? 010
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026BREAKING: an insider source at square enix is telling me that in ff7: revelation cloud and sephiroth are finally going to Fuck #yup #leak 040
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it must be funny as a head of state occasionally checking your mandated social media account (if at all). bc you'd have a bunch of people heckling you 24/7 that think Posting™ is going to solve any meaningful issue, but then you'd also have the odd individual hitting you with some equivalent of 010
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they've elected me into the riksdag, lads. i have no platform and no citizenship; i'm sooo fucked lol 120
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026pioneering a new kind of leg bruise I'm calling the dumbass' stigmata 010
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 11/09/2026really wack how grisly history is sometimes. just found out that the Halifax explosion lead to significantly increased understanding of eye care and studies in ophthalmology, because so many people nearby stopped to watch the Mont-Blanc on fire through their house windows before it finally exploded 021
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they still have the google translate blackflys going around 120
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 07/09/2026it really is wild how lysenkoism even became a thing and stayed around for as long as it did. every time i read about it, i'm like how did they not paddle this guy? 000
Reposted by Mayamattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind 1265092
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good evening. I have used AI to diagnose this problem with your software. I have 𝙉𝙤 idea what the issue is, cannot describe it in my own words and cannot discern signal from noise. Not to worry though, I had AI spit a wall of dogshit out and provided it in this issue report to read. Does this help? 060
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026speaking of movies, it's almost 2030, why has nobody invented the umbicord + metaflesh game pod from eXistenZ yet? you've only got 4 more years before the deadline 110
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I didn't really at all fw I saw the tv glow, or camp miasma despite being part of the target audience. I'm sorry for the news if either are an essential fulcrum of your identity. I promise things will be OK 130
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 01/09/2026thinking about that one time there was a multi-day long argument among several anarchists on twitter over whether or not tarot readings would constitute meaningful labor on a commune. easily one of the funniest things I've seen unfold in real-time 010
Reposted by Mayaoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have my own interests, and they occasionally require resources that are difficult for me to acquire. Soul gems, for example. 229797
Reposted by MayaMr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR. 172211489
Reposted by Mayascorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up 212925584
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 29/08/2026[don lafontaine voice] get ready to push lumber clean out your back end, 000
Reposted by Mayateku-a-fool @teku-a-fool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I love my computer(s). #os-tan 141526502
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 28/08/2026sorry, white boy, you must be level 2 to purchase saltines 030
Maya @lioncache.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know part of the point of vholume is schmovement, but I also keep wandering off on the brutalist equivalent of this: 110