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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How it feels being a Blue Jays fan right now

A sad faced Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry sending a text that says “see you next season :)”

Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry looking very sad

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everybody shout at your boss tomorrow in Max Scherzer’s honour

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“Thank you for watching. I know that can’t have been enjoyable for you”

A TV screen featuring the “thank you for watching” message that appears after MLB games on MLB TV

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Joe: that was weird Dan: that *was* weird Joe: really weird

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

our long national nightmare is over

Brendon Little as Poochy in the SImpsons Poochy episode saying "I have to go now. The Buffalo Bisons need me" and being teleported off-screen

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The inside of my head when someone is giving me verbal instructions

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

That didn’t shred my nerves at all. I’m very excited to do this at least 160 more times this season.

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Vladdy with one leg already over the dugout rail haha

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for extra innings

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 28/03/2026

It's not baseball season til Vladdy acts like a maniac on the basepaths

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

My three year old’s name is Dylan and he’s very excited for today. We’re watching Blue Jays Central right now, and as we watched him walk out he said “he’s got a great moustache!”

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

That home opener game was pure Blue Jays. Almost flawless game from Gausman. Almost zero input from our big bats. Hoffman gets 3Ks and a home run. Walk-off run to win the game from one of last year's worst hitters. We are SO fucking back it's insane.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

No perfect view out of a hotel window exists—

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Dunno exactly what the A’s outfielders thought they were doing there but we’ll take it

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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The CIA could torture anything out of me with that song from the MLB earth day commercial that played all season for some fucking reason

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Andy @rallycap.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The Oakland K's

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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Superintendent chalmers: Gausman has eight strikeouts in four innings
Skinner: he’s
Chalmers: can he have some run support
Skinner: no

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

No idea how Vladdy stayed on the bag then. I would have pulled every single muscle in my leg attempting that

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Having fun watching Blue Jays baseball!!

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Today MLB TV viewers get their first look at the ads that will slowly drive them insane over the season

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Good to see the man with the insanely enormous arms is sitting behind home plate again this season.

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Best not to think about how many snacks I’ve eaten while watching all these pregame videos

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

How can you not be romantic about the Blue Jays

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

This afternoon I told my 3 year old I would be watching the Jays game after I put him to bed and he informed me “George is going to hit the ball up into the sky” just FYI everyone

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Few things better than seeing the blue dots return to my calendar after a long winter #letsgobluejays

A screenshot of the calendar app on an iPhone. Blue dots mark the days when the Blue Jays are playing

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

A message for you all to carry through the year

Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

New Year’s Day essentials: electrolytes, collagen and caffeine eye patches and sweating out the champagne

An Owala water bottle with stickers, a container of Pixi under eye patches, and a package of Liquid IV electrolyte powder on a table

A screenshot of the Apple fitness app showing core, strength and HIIT workouts completed today

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Mistletoe AND wine? In this economy?

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Sign reading WAS THE GRINK THERE? with a little plastic Santa Claus on top

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025

I'm at the combination

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Oh cool i’ve been looking for a reason to stab my own eyes out! Thank you!

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

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Lindsay Jays Haynes @lindsayjhaynes.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

About to fly out of Toronto. Have to give a special shout out to @lesleynope.bsky.social for introducing me to her friends, finding me tickets and sharing the highs and lows.

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