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Lily Slay she/they

@lilyslay.bsky.social
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🎸 Lefty Folk-Rock-Country Crooner 🦠 Covid-Informed 💇‍♀️ Whimsical Wig Tamer ⛓️ Big Bald Benevolent Domme 🔥Midwest Hot Mess 💅Hater for the Greater Good

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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love sending your conservative dollars to the local food pantry All vocals and guitar written and recorded by me with zero Al #country #yallternative #leftist #comedy #politics #protest #bdsm
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In the rich white neighborhood where I’m dog sitting, the sad beige children get Klan inspired bouncy houses to commemorate US imperialism
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm co-producing this 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 livestream concert on Friday the 29th featuring the dope af @lilyslay.bsky.social! She's like an angrier, hotter* Pete Seeger who swears a lot! Check out one of her tunes in the threaded post and register for your free tickets! 🔥 (no offense pete u were also hot 💘)
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Remember, we’re here to stick it to giant corporations and media platforms, not the little guy. We need to envision a future with robust analog skills, musicians, and third spaces for revolutionary art!
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Please: -carpool, bike, use public transportation to reduce the need to buy gas -take pics, help promote, and share details of the event in the days before and after May 1st
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
THIS FRIDAY, MILWAUKEE! It’s a boycott/media blackout day, but that doesn’t mean we can’t support small venues and touring artists who can’t afford to skip a Friday!
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nothing I hate more than a sell out class traitor . Bootlegger’s Son by Lily Slay and the Vertebrae Feat Ghost Crab on fiddle . #folk #country #singersongwriter #classwarfare
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey #milwaukee I got a benefit for Voces de La Frontera coming at you on April 24th! Sliding scale donations! Free menstrual supplies, respirators, ear plugs, and extra air filtration at ALL my shows!
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wake up, babe, we’re having a class war #oligarchy #wagetheft #prounion
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My response every time I see a new warehouse burn down
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
6 warehouse fires and counting! Things are getting hot around here 🥵🔥
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In America, they plead for salvation to their overlord Mayor McCheese and the Sentient Sauce Glove
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
But daddy I love him/her/them
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
But daddy I love him/her/them
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hot Take: I miss how late shows used to start. Especially on weekends. Y’all got me scarfing down dinner at 5 pm like a goddamn rescue pit bull or an Amish farrier. I’m a pretty girl! Please stop!
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I left a dryer full of my socks and panties at my dog sitting client’s house and I just had to meet him in a random parking lot for what appeared to be some sort of clandestine ransom exchange where he paid me and also gave me a garbage bag full of my own underwear.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels voting today while we’re on the brink of nuclear war
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Heads up #milwaukee we got fun lil benefit show for Voces de la Frontera in a couple weeks. If you like cheeky slutty leftist folk from an absolute acoustic diva UNIT, come on out to High Dive April 24. And if you don’t like it, you just haven’t see me yet. 💅
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Y’all, this man says he teleported to a Waffle House and I just have to say, it really hurts to see someone else living your dream
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Entering my Jim Croce Schoolhouse Rock Era of disability justice #maskup #covid #science #History #singersongwriter
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I feel like it says a lot about how hip and current my taste is that the radio station I listen to most frequently plays almost exclusively ads for funeral homes but I really can’t unpack that right now
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
As someone with her same chronic illnesses and someone who is paying attention online to WWIII as it unfolds, I’m having a hard time not laughing at the concept of 7 hrs of sleep. But yeah, even if you’re saying a prominent journalist is lying in an interview, I would say that’s fairly noteworthy.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Isn’t it literally her job?
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Isn’t it just detailing how she is able to do her job? Like, if a news outlet interviewed a landscaper and asked how much time they spent outside. She’s an internet journalist. Might be noteworthy to people interested in entering the field, or people who care about how things work.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
JK Rowling: this creature has a scorpion butt, the face of a human baby that spits acid, armpit hair tentacles, and it sings dirges that paralyze you into an endless waking nightmare! Trans person: Hi, my name is Luna- Jk Rowling: **shakes, sweats, barfs, cries, pisses pants, calls the police**
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Further proof that democrats don’t want to eradicate the militarized police surveillance state, they just want to control it.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Further proof that democrats don’t want to eradicate the militarized police surveillance state, they just want to control it.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
In which I explain Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s rumored BDSM predilections to the lead singer of Spin Doctors, using his own lyrics. Yes, really.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m Heauxing for Humanitarian Aid! Send me proof of your donations to Cuba through accredited orgs and receive more photos from my boudoir shoot. #bbw #mutualaid #cuba
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Heathercore @heathercore.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Senior citizen I spoke to yesterday kept calling Joe Rogan "Joe Rodent," and I gave no notes. It's Rodent.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
During interview, Moby says he is offended by the Kinks song Lola. Over coffee, I am offended that anyone is interviewing Moby.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Give him that hawk view-a
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m doing my part as a bald bbw siren serving subby foot weirdo demographic 🫡
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Maybe if we aggressively cared for actual kids- vulnerable kids, like trans kids- we could heal ourselves past the need to constantly fucking coddle our inner child.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Nostalgia is fascism lubricant
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Alt text: a fat pale crone is shot against a black and white geometric carpet while wearing a black mesh shirt under a peach pinafore, with a peach beehive and black headband. She is lying on her back to give herself the Poor Woman’s Deep Plane Facelift. Her own breasts threaten to suffoc*te her.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fill in the blank: you can be the sweetest, plumpest, juiciest peach in the world and there still some people who are gonna think peaches are ____________ . #Milwaukee come see my first show with my new full band this Sunday at Cactus Club at 7 pm. I’ve even got a hot-shit fiddle player. #alt #folk
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Following my bliss is resistance
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Anyone telling you that Al is our inevitable future is a lazy selfish coward with no imagination which means they’re DEFINITELY bad at sex, pass it on.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That’s because us true baldies have an aura one simply can’t replicate
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Personal Jesus. Such a good song. 🤌
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
(meeting a lesbian cop couple) so which of you does the domestic violence?
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No, I do not watch the news, which is curated by craven morons. I read online updates posted by sad jokers
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Thank you so much 🥹😓🙏
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
For the kids in Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, Sudan, and Congo. For the kids in the US in ICE detention, or kids doing active shooter drills. From a songwriting prompt to use Em-C-G-D and make it dark/heavy. I don’t think it gets darker than our choice to sacrifice children on the altar of capitalism.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is the name of my alter ego when my nipples are erect
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s almost like giving a school shooter bullet-proof riot gear is arguably more harmful than giving them more ammunition! It makes it even harder to intervene, and emboldens them to kill more freely with the ammo they already have.
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Lily Slay she/they @lilyslay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Wait, it’s a “normal guy” position that funding Israel’s offense is somehow worse than funding their defense? Normal guys, weigh in: do you think using US tax $ to buy Israel a big pile of weapons is different from using US tax $ to buy Israel a big pile of weapons?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leland palmer in the black lodge
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
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