Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 2hRead some post on Reddit with a mum clutching her pearls at her 14 year old playing some hentai game and it brought back a memory of being at a sleepover at a friend's house and we found an incredibly racist erotic novella belonging to her parents. No idea how she took them seriously afterwards. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My new friend, George the Hoover, has some very confusing instructions. 100
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Went to visit my Mum and this...thing has been dumped up her street. I have no clue what it is but I want to take it home and keep it as some sort of Objet D'art. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Might be The Judder Man for Halloween. #JudderþýðirMetzOgSchnapps 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me, attempting to chat you up: "Yeah he originally called himself "Larry Love The Singing Canary". I'm still waiting to find a copy of "With Love and Kisses from Tiny Tim: Concert in Fairyland" but if you wanted you could come back to mine and listen to the 7" he made with GG Allin..." 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Resident Evil was great! Unashamedly video game-ish, funny and full of great gore effects. Loved it. Also my friend and I bought a bag of ice and two glasses to pour ourselves drinks in the cinema. We must have looked like freaks but we had no choice, couldn't stomach a warm Buzz Ball. 021
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Time to see just how evil this resident is. #heinousinhabitant #immorallodger 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Popped to my Mum's to help her set up a new TV antenna and...umm...At least it's got a flared base. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Felt pleased that I actually knew and liked a recent pop song...Just discovered it actually came out 3 years ago. #I'mCoolI'mHipI'mDownWithTheKids 000
Reposted by Lillian Rubbish👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This seems important: 2388
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Going through my Dad's stuff and found this poster. Trying to value it for probate is impossible because we have no receipt and trying to find it on the internet just leads to the actual album cover and not whatever this is. It's pretty cool though. 001
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My Bafta winning production designer friend sometimes asks me to come up with fake product/brand names and it's my favourite thing. Coming soon to a TV near you: Tööfe or Mintolyne. (Tööfe is clearly superior) 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me but the thing at the door is just the Amazon delivery man wanting to check I'm old enough to buy a Stanley knife. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So far Matt has been completely open to my ridiculous decorating ideas but he's currently drawing the line at a room based on the set of Frank Sidebottom's Proper Telly Show In Black And White. Some people have no taste. 100
Reposted by Lillian RubbishChaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026who's up for robbing banks while shouting "stop the boats" so no-one arrests us? 1337184
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our electrics have been sorted so I no longer have to fear electrocution from turning on a light switch. And the electricians found even more hidden cameras and motion sensors from the old owners abusive husband and were very confused. Good times. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's one spider who repeatedly makes their web on my washing line. No matter how many times I have to destroy it they just rebuild. The wee dudes tenacity is incredible and I feel so guilty ruining their lovely work but I have no choice! 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm home alone so have decided that the best use of my time is to try to learn the choreography from Pulp's Party Hard video 101
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I said hello to our electrician and offered him a cup of tea! 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've been put in charge of purchasing an urn for my Dad's ashes. Sisters and I decided we wanted something wood and pretty plain. You'd think that was an easy enough ask but apparently not! Everything has a bloody tree of life or a quote about walking in the sunshine or some other bollocks. 200
Reposted by Lillian RubbishYour daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 011338
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: It's weird that I'm the only neurotypical sibling. Also me: Stayed up til 5 in the morning re-reading old interviews about Absolute Beginners to once again re-write my 20000+ word video essay script that I will never actually film. Then immediately lost my laptop after putting it down somewhere. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Absolute Beginners is truly unique. No other film can brag that it both nearly killed the British film industry and also nearly killed beloved mod singer songwriter Ray Davies. 010
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh great my doorbell camera has started mocking my fashion choices. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Have just discovered that behind the hideous wallpaper our downstairs loo has a false back. So am immediately drilling a big hole in it to peer in. If I end up living my least favourite horror trope - person living in the walls - I'm going to be very fed up. 100
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bit tipsy. Who wants to come see Sweet with me in December? #wigwambam #alsothatsongaboutalexandergrahambellthatsatotalbop 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When will Spotify stop being cowards and add Tiny Tim's "Rock"? I need my 23 minute long cover of Rebel Yell Dammit! 001
Reposted by Lillian Rubbish👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/09/2026okay so what you’re gonna do for this one is, you’re gonna scroll down a bit, click on ‘Google street view’ and then go thru the house that way www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...rightmove.co.ukCheck out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove5 bedroom detached house for sale in Wonersh, Guildford, Surrey, GU5 for £2,000,000. Marketed by Queenwood Property, Surrey 5011326
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Absolutely gross. Really didn't need to know the Scottish nerd twins views on trans people but great now I know they are scum. #I’mGonnaBe(500Miles)awayfromtransphobes 000
Reposted by Lillian RubbishBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets 196092191
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So we got an electrician in to check out our quite insane wiring and turns out that none of our light switches (with metal plates) are "grounded"... I'm not entirely sure what exactly that means but does anyone have any tips to avoid electrocution? 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Getting stuff from Vinted is always fun. What kind of packaging will people use? An old cereal box? A plastic shopping bag? A shipping box five times bigger than needed? The excitement never ends! 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm so pathetic Coyote Vs Acme made me cry twice. 120
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For some reason the previous owners chose dimmer switches for lights in the halls. They left really old school halogen bulbs in which we've now replaced but because we didn't buy specific dimmable LEDs our staircase is currently a discothéque 010
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026First Dolly then Tim then...Beloved queer icon, genocidal maniac Ratko Mladic? 010
Reposted by Lillian RubbishDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He even had a pog. 🖤 840074
Reposted by Lillian RubbishJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018377
Reposted by Lillian RubbishWill McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120363682
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can't help but feel slightly guilty. He's doing The Rock in heaven now 😔 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026People may not like David Lynch's Dune but you know he would have absolutely nailed God Emperor Worm Leto. Unlike Denis Villeneuve who refuses to continue adapting the books after Messiah...Coward #Iwanttoseethewormkingandlazatigers 000
Reposted by Lillian RubbishYour daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026 08714
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My new neighbours are weird. They have little get togethers every Sunday but rather than going in their house or in their garden they just stand around outside the front of the house/their parked cars for hours. Dudes do you never want to sit down? 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Everyone should go watch Cat People (the original on iPlayer) and join me in hating on Oliver and Alice for being cheating assholes to the poor cat person. 100
Reposted by Lillian RubbishBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Cat People is on the iplayer. It’s great fun, and only 70 minutes long 0121
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I need Bluesky to implement polls so I can return to asking really stupid questions like: Are you in love with: a) the girl on a certain Manchester Megastore checkout desk or b) The girl on the Manchester Virgin Megastore checkout desk. And have noone answer but still feel pleased with myself. 000
Reposted by Lillian RubbishYour daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026 013534
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I wanna know what Herbert West's Re-animator serum tastes like. It looks delicious. 000
Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This little skeleton wall thing is very cute...it looks like he's standing in front of a big sanitary towel though right? 000