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Lillian Rubbish

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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 2h
Read some post on Reddit with a mum clutching her pearls at her 14 year old playing some hentai game and it brought back a memory of being at a sleepover at a friend's house and we found an incredibly racist erotic novella belonging to her parents. No idea how she took them seriously afterwards.
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Brónagh @bronaghisgay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Simpsons bus driver saying “Don’t make me tap the sign” and then it’s the album “The Sign” by Ace of base
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My new friend, George the Hoover, has some very confusing instructions.
A section of the pictographic instruction manual for the Numatic George vacuum cleaner. At the top right is the heading "Emptying your machine". The first box shows a person using the hoover and the water tank being full. The second is a strange drawing of a person's featureless head with sound waves shown in thick, bold lines coming in one ear and leaving in thinner fainter lines from the other. Underneath it shows the hoover being emptied. The final box shows the same picture as in the first except the hoovers water tank is empty. The middle box is connected to the others by arrows pointing to the right.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to visit my Mum and this...thing has been dumped up her street. I have no clue what it is but I want to take it home and keep it as some sort of Objet D'art.
I don't have a clue. A box shaped thing with a board on the back and some metal tubes and other bits coming off it. I don't have a clue. A box shaped thing with a board on the back and some metal tubes and other bits coming off it.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might be The Judder Man for Halloween. #JudderþýðirMetzOgSchnapps
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me, attempting to chat you up: "Yeah he originally called himself "Larry Love The Singing Canary". I'm still waiting to find a copy of "With Love and Kisses from Tiny Tim: Concert in Fairyland" but if you wanted you could come back to mine and listen to the 7" he made with GG Allin..."
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Resident Evil was great! Unashamedly video game-ish, funny and full of great gore effects. Loved it. Also my friend and I bought a bag of ice and two glasses to pour ourselves drinks in the cinema. We must have looked like freaks but we had no choice, couldn't stomach a warm Buzz Ball.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to see just how evil this resident is. #heinousinhabitant #immorallodger
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Popped to my Mum's to help her set up a new TV antenna and...umm...At least it's got a flared base.
A photo of the packaging for a portable TV antenna. It looks very much like a long, skinny butt plug.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Felt pleased that I actually knew and liked a recent pop song...Just discovered it actually came out 3 years ago. #I'mCoolI'mHipI'mDownWithTheKids
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This seems important:
Graffiti in West Denton UK I nicked off Reddit alleging that "Anneka Rice builds forts with the cushions in B&M".
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going through my Dad's stuff and found this poster. Trying to value it for probate is impossible because we have no receipt and trying to find it on the internet just leads to the actual album cover and not whatever this is. It's pretty cool though.
A framed poster size print with the rare "The Beatles Yesterday And Today" record cover (where The Beatles are dressed in doctors coats holding decapitated baby dolls and smeared with blood) as the centrepiece. Surrounding that are more images of baby dolls and meat. A sticker with the number 42 is on the glass of the frame in the top right corner.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Bafta winning production designer friend sometimes asks me to come up with fake product/brand names and it's my favourite thing. Coming soon to a TV near you: Tööfe or Mintolyne. (Tööfe is clearly superior)
A white tube of toothpaste with the brand name "Tööfe" in dark blue.A white tube of toothpaste with the brand name "Mintolyne" in dark blue.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me but the thing at the door is just the Amazon delivery man wanting to check I'm old enough to buy a Stanley knife.
The illustrated cover of a horror magazine/ comic. A painted image of a door being opened by a very sinister skull faced scarecrow looking horror guy. Hiding behind the opening door two children clutch each other in terror. A caption reads "Fear 'The Thing At The Door!' See Inside!"
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So far Matt has been completely open to my ridiculous decorating ideas but he's currently drawing the line at a room based on the set of Frank Sidebottom's Proper Telly Show In Black And White. Some people have no taste.
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who's up for robbing banks while shouting "stop the boats" so no-one arrests us?
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our electrics have been sorted so I no longer have to fear electrocution from turning on a light switch. And the electricians found even more hidden cameras and motion sensors from the old owners abusive husband and were very confused. Good times.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's one spider who repeatedly makes their web on my washing line. No matter how many times I have to destroy it they just rebuild. The wee dudes tenacity is incredible and I feel so guilty ruining their lovely work but I have no choice!
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm home alone so have decided that the best use of my time is to try to learn the choreography from Pulp's Party Hard video
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I said hello to our electrician and offered him a cup of tea!
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been put in charge of purchasing an urn for my Dad's ashes. Sisters and I decided we wanted something wood and pretty plain. You'd think that was an easy enough ask but apparently not! Everything has a bloody tree of life or a quote about walking in the sunshine or some other bollocks.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You've dialed the wrong number!Sorry? What good is that?How can you ever repay the 30 secondsyou have stolen from my life?
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: It's weird that I'm the only neurotypical sibling. Also me: Stayed up til 5 in the morning re-reading old interviews about Absolute Beginners to once again re-write my 20000+ word video essay script that I will never actually film. Then immediately lost my laptop after putting it down somewhere.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolute Beginners is truly unique. No other film can brag that it both nearly killed the British film industry and also nearly killed beloved mod singer songwriter Ray Davies.
Julien Temple: There was a scene in which [Kinks founder] Ray Davies was asked to drive slowly up a county lane. He managed to do it at 100 mph before coming to a halt in a haystack. Then he reversed even faster if that's possible, this time right through the camera and crew. Turns out he'd never learnt to drive.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh great my doorbell camera has started mocking my fashion choices.
A screenshot from a ring doorbell camera app. The caption reads "two people are walking on a walkway, one wearing a costume"
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have just discovered that behind the hideous wallpaper our downstairs loo has a false back. So am immediately drilling a big hole in it to peer in. If I end up living my least favourite horror trope - person living in the walls - I'm going to be very fed up.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bit tipsy. Who wants to come see Sweet with me in December? #wigwambam #alsothatsongaboutalexandergrahambellthatsatotalbop
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When will Spotify stop being cowards and add Tiny Tim's "Rock"? I need my 23 minute long cover of Rebel Yell Dammit!
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/09/2026
okay so what you’re gonna do for this one is, you’re gonna scroll down a bit, click on ‘Google street view’ and then go thru the house that way www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
5 bedroom detached house for sale in Wonersh, Guildford, Surrey, GU5 for £2,000,000. Marketed by Queenwood Property, Surrey
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely gross. Really didn't need to know the Scottish nerd twins views on trans people but great now I know they are scum. #I’mGonnaBe(500Miles)awayfromtransphobes
A screenshot from a pinknews article with the headline "The Proclaimers defend Graham Linehan’s trans views: ‘Tragedy he lost his career over it’". Beneath this is two pictures, one of the proclaimers standing back to back with their arms folded like a bad 90s rap single cover and the other is a picture of Graham Linehan and his horrible degraded Boglin face.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So we got an electrician in to check out our quite insane wiring and turns out that none of our light switches (with metal plates) are "grounded"... I'm not entirely sure what exactly that means but does anyone have any tips to avoid electrocution?
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Getting stuff from Vinted is always fun. What kind of packaging will people use? An old cereal box? A plastic shopping bag? A shipping box five times bigger than needed? The excitement never ends!
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm so pathetic Coyote Vs Acme made me cry twice.
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Lawrence Miles @lawrence-miles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh my god
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For some reason the previous owners chose dimmer switches for lights in the halls. They left really old school halogen bulbs in which we've now replaced but because we didn't buy specific dimmable LEDs our staircase is currently a discothéque
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First Dolly then Tim then...Beloved queer icon, genocidal maniac Ratko Mladic?
A screenshot of a guardian headline: "Ratko Mladic, the Butcher of Bosnia"
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He even had a pog. 🖤
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Tim in costume as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can't help but feel slightly guilty. He's doing The Rock in heaven now 😔
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People may not like David Lynch's Dune but you know he would have absolutely nailed God Emperor Worm Leto. Unlike Denis Villeneuve who refuses to continue adapting the books after Messiah...Coward #Iwanttoseethewormkingandlazatigers
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pubic hair is against the law.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My new neighbours are weird. They have little get togethers every Sunday but rather than going in their house or in their garden they just stand around outside the front of the house/their parked cars for hours. Dudes do you never want to sit down?
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyone should go watch Cat People (the original on iPlayer) and join me in hating on Oliver and Alice for being cheating assholes to the poor cat person.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cat People is on the iplayer. It’s great fun, and only 70 minutes long
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I need Bluesky to implement polls so I can return to asking really stupid questions like: Are you in love with: a) the girl on a certain Manchester Megastore checkout desk or b) The girl on the Manchester Virgin Megastore checkout desk. And have noone answer but still feel pleased with myself.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm straight and I fucking hate it!
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wanna know what Herbert West's Re-animator serum tastes like. It looks delicious.
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Lillian Rubbish @lillianrubbish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This little skeleton wall thing is very cute...it looks like he's standing in front of a big sanitary towel though right?
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