Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1h"Woke redneck" is one of the hottest types of dudes and it makes me wound up like a fuckin flywheel when I see a guy who is kind and smart yet still kind of a hillbilly 0100
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1hI love doing this except the drawings I leave always just look like this 010
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1hI have episodes when I know nobody else is home and I just walk around doing this 0101
Reposted by Der GeisterfresserDer Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15hSaw a guy get out of a bus, grab the bus stop sign, and immediately get back on the bus. Anyone know what this means? He was bald if that matters. 3121
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 4hPlase if they gensirsositry allow for to make bring back my boy.... he's very sick ... (dead) Neafs dinations.... 000
Reposted by Der Geisterfresserpoggers for algernon 🇵🇸 🔜 FURPOC @gollypon.bsky.social · 11hmy friend's dad misremembered Jay & Silent Bob as Sweet Bob & Homo Jeff 1261
Reposted by Der GeisterfresserDer Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17hPlase. My fambly splo' up from big boom. All my sons die. Only you're genresosity can make him backed.... ic6do.com/arpa_9DvdQ6_... 462
Reposted by Der Geisterfresserepic trinket: vulpera seed 💄💦 @shugoshame.bsky.social · 8hI can't torture the normal bsky dude who posted this by quote posting on this account so here 47985250
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 11h[Republican Satire] Manager: We have a new DEI hire at Keeping America Safe LLC Hateful trans caricature played by someone who didn't land a job in film despite going to Yale: uhhhhh I only am doin this for the food stamps 160
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 14hAI generating a weird image of Jabberjaw fishing near a river. He is telling a Fred Flintstone with Barney Rubble's clothing, "The president doesn't respect our troops." For some reason they're rendered in an A.A. Milne style children's book illustration. There's a smaller Fred in the river. 070
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15hSaw a guy get out of a bus, grab the bus stop sign, and immediately get back on the bus. Anyone know what this means? He was bald if that matters. 3121
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16hThere's a genre of old guy that loves to walk around wearing one-size-too-small t-shirts with their big-ass nipples poking out Stop doin that 010
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16hWhy the fuck is "ai jimothy pictures" such a huge genre of bot accounts here 020
Reposted by Der GeisterfresserBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I bet if we ever saw ALF actually eat a cat it would make us like him a lot less 4766827
Reposted by Der GeisterfresserLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I dunno man it seems like every day we get outraged by some new thing that's done by the guy whose only qualification for being the leader of the country is that he's rich and was on TV and yet we keep thinking it's somehow an aberration instead of the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie in action 223030
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17hPlase. My fambly splo' up from big boom. All my sons die. Only you're genresosity can make him backed.... ic6do.com/arpa_9DvdQ6_... 462
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17h[Little cartoon alien with a ray gun would like to know your location] 110
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 18hLast night there was a sudden strong doodoo smell at work and we could not pinpoint it but it was so bad it reached the back office. We eventually realized it was most likely from a customer because it went away entirely on its own. 040
Reposted by Der GeisterfresserDer Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I cast Summon Small Obama 5317
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We're gonna be talkin' about the LAMP OIL! We'll be talkin' about the ROPE! Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the BOMBS? 091
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have recs if you'd like. Though you probably have heard of em all. 100
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every month I keep having less money left over after my basics and food and gas This is unsustainable 080
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In economic circles, this is called "The Phoenix's Noose" and is always a good sign 150
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most of america think trumps sucks by now so this only reinforces a shrinking base and it is all they have 071
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can see how hard it was to write on the crumpled paper in a rush there lmfao 030
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Half of Daily Wire is failed screenplay writers, Shapiro notably never had anyone buy one of his scripts. 2652
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We do remember that it's very polite to be in a literal argument on the phone as you're at the cash register and holding up a line. Even more important to get mad at the cashier when they say your total because CLEARLY you are busy and don't have time to get your card out right now. 0220
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kinda nice to see a fake image that isn't AI but is actually an obvious photoshop 3391
Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shit shit shit the obama normally shouldn't be summoned this long This one is getting agency 100