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Der Geisterfresser

@lighter.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.2K following 17K posts

Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him) Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir) No-good dirty red. WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW

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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1h
🧐 Daily Chemicals
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1h
"Woke redneck" is one of the hottest types of dudes and it makes me wound up like a fuckin flywheel when I see a guy who is kind and smart yet still kind of a hillbilly
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1h
I love doing this except the drawings I leave always just look like this
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1h
I have episodes when I know nobody else is home and I just walk around doing this
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15h
Saw a guy get out of a bus, grab the bus stop sign, and immediately get back on the bus. Anyone know what this means? He was bald if that matters.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 4h
Plase if they gensirsositry allow for to make bring back my boy.... he's very sick ... (dead) Neafs dinations....
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poggers for algernon 🇵🇸 🔜 FURPOC @gollypon.bsky.social · 11h
my friend's dad misremembered Jay & Silent Bob as Sweet Bob & Homo Jeff
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17h
Plase. My fambly splo' up from big boom. All my sons die. Only you're genresosity can make him backed.... ic6do.com/arpa_9DvdQ6_...
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epic trinket: vulpera seed 💄💦 @shugoshame.bsky.social · 8h
I can't torture the normal bsky dude who posted this by quote posting on this account so here
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 8h
What did you DO
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 8h
What the fuck taco bell
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 18h
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 11h
[Republican Satire] Manager: We have a new DEI hire at Keeping America Safe LLC Hateful trans caricature played by someone who didn't land a job in film despite going to Yale: uhhhhh I only am doin this for the food stamps
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 14h
Hey, I was chewing that.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 14h
AI generating a weird image of Jabberjaw fishing near a river. He is telling a Fred Flintstone with Barney Rubble's clothing, "The president doesn't respect our troops." For some reason they're rendered in an A.A. Milne style children's book illustration. There's a smaller Fred in the river.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15h
This guy deserves his own spinoff at this point.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15h
PS6 is retro.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 15h
Saw a guy get out of a bus, grab the bus stop sign, and immediately get back on the bus. Anyone know what this means? He was bald if that matters.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16h
There's a genre of old guy that loves to walk around wearing one-size-too-small t-shirts with their big-ass nipples poking out Stop doin that
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16h
I am concerned
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16h
"Cell phone bad" - Gorge Orwell (1984)
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 16h
Why the fuck is "ai jimothy pictures" such a huge genre of bot accounts here
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet if we ever saw ALF actually eat a cat it would make us like him a lot less
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dunno man it seems like every day we get outraged by some new thing that's done by the guy whose only qualification for being the leader of the country is that he's rich and was on TV and yet we keep thinking it's somehow an aberration instead of the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie in action
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17h
Plase. My fambly splo' up from big boom. All my sons die. Only you're genresosity can make him backed.... ic6do.com/arpa_9DvdQ6_...
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17h
"Oh noooo ahhhh my butt"
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 17h
[Little cartoon alien with a ray gun would like to know your location]
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 18h
Last night there was a sudden strong doodoo smell at work and we could not pinpoint it but it was so bad it reached the back office. We eventually realized it was most likely from a customer because it went away entirely on its own.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 18h
The man said AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cast Summon Small Obama
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're gonna be talkin' about the LAMP OIL! We'll be talkin' about the ROPE! Do you think that's funny, Butt-Head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the BOMBS?
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have recs if you'd like. Though you probably have heard of em all.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every month I keep having less money left over after my basics and food and gas This is unsustainable
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*puts you in a shoebox*
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(I made it up and am a liar)
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In economic circles, this is called "The Phoenix's Noose" and is always a good sign
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most of america think trumps sucks by now so this only reinforces a shrinking base and it is all they have
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can see how hard it was to write on the crumpled paper in a rush there lmfao
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half of Daily Wire is failed screenplay writers, Shapiro notably never had anyone buy one of his scripts.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We do remember that it's very polite to be in a literal argument on the phone as you're at the cash register and holding up a line. Even more important to get mad at the cashier when they say your total because CLEARLY you are busy and don't have time to get your card out right now.
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's still the best track off the album
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda nice to see a fake image that isn't AI but is actually an obvious photoshop
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my favorite pieces ever
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Owns an air fryer
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AUGH
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit shit shit the obama normally shouldn't be summoned this long This one is getting agency
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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