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Steph Cottrell

@lifewithpants.bsky.social
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Most of my awesome is in inappropriate things. French professor, yoga teacher, travel advisor, wife of ABQ film, & shit talking mom to Pants.

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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pants & I ran into 4 separate people that we know at Ojo Santa Fe today. After 24+ years in NM, I think today is the day I truly became a New Mexican.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck you, @heinrich.senate.gov for voting for this piece of shit. You are the company you keep, and you are an embarrassment to New Mexico.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tonight I showed Pants the music video for Never Tear Us Apart and holy shit that shit still hits so fucking hard.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My husband is breathing too loudly.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s that thing where you just go stand in the rain because it’s all just too fucking much/stupid.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean do you just feel like screaming all the time? It’s probably just me. Sorry.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, guess what? I. Am. So. Fucking. Tired.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“This movie is like if Bring It on & Pitch Perfect had a marching band shaped baby!” #shitpantssays during tonight’s viewing of Drumline. 🤣🤣
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuck you, @heinrich.senate.gov His blood is on your hands you complicit piece of shit.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just back from seeing Coyote vs ACME & it was great! I always love seeing Albuquerque get to be Albuquerque! We have so many friends that worked on it, so I’m so happy it finally got released!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what you could & should have been doing the whole time @heinrich.senate.gov & @lujan.senate.gov , you fucking assholes.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did I tear up when “You Get Me” caught me by surprise in this movie? You know I did.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you haven’t watched “What a Girl Wants” recently, you should.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
make america great again by driving soldiers to suicide
theguardian.com
USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reports
Aircraft carrier’s crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is my daughter’s last year in high school. She will go away to college, I will miss her more than anything, and omg I’m so sad that this is the last year that we’ll all go to the NM State Fair together! 😩 We took her for the first time when she was 5 weeks old, & every year since!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you have not watched Napoleon Dynamite recently, you should probably do that.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Our neighborhood roadrunner, Susan, came by to eat some worms & get misted with the hose on this 100° day! I love her so much!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My favorite thing is that I was at a party tonight, had my Pants come & pick me up from the party, it’s after midnight, & I teach yoga at 8am.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m driving the H to the airport at 4:15? am tomorrow. It’s is just 10:18pm and I’m not in bed but he is and yikes this is going to suck.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pants & the H & I just finished watching Voicemails for Isabelle & that was a ride where I’m pretty sure all three of us cried at many different points. I cried really hard when the phone update happened because I HATE UPDATES SO FUCKING MUCH AND I CRIED SO HARD.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Introducing the H to Center Stage tonight, and he has no fucking idea!
static.klipy.com
Ballerinas Dancing in Red and Black Costumes
Alt: Ballerinas Dancing in Red and Black Costumes
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My favorite fucking film of alllllll fucking time!!
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
This is Lamine Yamal the 19 year old star of the Spanish National team & FC Barcelona. He did this in May at the parade when Barca won the league. In case you’re not sure whom to root for tomorrow. ⚽️
Lamine Yamal in May at the parade after Barcelona won the league title. Children are the future.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 12/07/2026
Hey congressional comms staffers, I’ll save you some effort: “I wish my good friend Lindsey Graham had succeeded in enabling the insurrectionists to kill me, a goal that people on both sides of the aisle can agree on, so that I could have been in hell to greet him today.”
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Use today to check the socials of your elected officials, and if they’re posting sniveling tributes to Graham feel free to tell them what fucking embarrassments they are like I just did to @heinrich.senate.gov and @lujan.senate.gov Read the fucking room, assholes.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Speak ill of the dead.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sitting in a sports bar in Dublin waiting for F1 to start! Go Lewis!!!!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LET’S👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻GO👏🏻
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Truly sideeying all of the people from around the world who love shittalking the US and all of us who are stuck in this waking nightmare, yet they couldn't wait to come here and throw their money around and be a HUGE fucking part of the problem. Fucking fuck you.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Did you scream out loud at that part on Widow’s Bay even though you knew it was coming , or are you a fucking robot?
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
OMFGGGG WIDOW’S BAY IS FUCKING BANANAS!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pants & I walked around the zoo today & I saw this kookaburra up SO CLOSE. Her name is Tiny and I would die for her.
Up close photo of a kookaburra on a branch.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pants & I almost just started crying talking about how much we love Psych.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We watched Total Recall(90) tonight after not having seen it for forever & holy crap that movie has everything. And copied (lovingly) from everyone before it. And also I think the Istanbul Airport stole decor & vibes from it. Pants knew what I was trying to say with the airport. It’s a vibe.
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I spent this evening celebrating friends & their shared birthdays & then came home to hang with my little fam & my greatest wish still has not come true but whatever.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Everything is pretty fucking terrible, but at least I get to watch tons of old & new episodes of Jeopardy on Hulu. Thanks @kenjennings.bsky.social for making everything feel a little lighter!
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just watched OBAA. Sinners is so much fucking better.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl in bed makes for some very strange dreams
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Pants got hone from prom 30 minutes ago. I waited up to hear all about it. I teach a yoga class in 8 hours. I planned poorly.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey there, @lujan.senate.gov & @heinrich.senate.gov: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU FUCKING COWARDS??
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 07/04/2026
after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
check yo self before you dox yo self
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Steph Cottrell @lifewithpants.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We watched Fletch last night, and holy shit that Harold Faltermeyer score did more to calm my nervous system than any yoga class ever has.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
alex trebek in famous paintings: thread
Alex Trebek in The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.
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