lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As god is my witness, I’ll never be chilly at BMO field again @afctoronto.bsky.social @vermilionvanguard.bsky.social 030
Reposted by lexDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9170421935
Reposted by lexCanadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Northern Lake Lawren Harris 1923 016143
Reposted by lexDr. Garrett Schumann @garrt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They say classical music is dead but there is a professional basketball franchise called the "Valkyries" 5313
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Elder millennial Canadians have been preparing for this potash situation for decades 001
Reposted by lexarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246761035
Reposted by lexClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gotta say, when this season started, I didn't anticipate having to emotionally choose between "Blue Jays don't go the playoffs" or "Blue Jays claw their broken corpses to the playoffs only to then likely watch their pitchers' arms fall off one by one." 1422212
Reposted by lexSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191483869
Reposted by lexThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026MLB Attempts To Increase Fan Engagement By Providing Ball With Emotional Backstory theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-increa… 460355
Reposted by lexOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332521551
Reposted by lexAndy @rallycap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026McDonalds "only a dollar all summer" should end at the autumn equinox. 072
Reposted by lexboo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026with all due respect to the customs and traditions of baseball, i will stretch during any inning i want 0206
Reposted by lexAcerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026none of my moots seem to have posted it yet so I guess it's on me to 229799
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 07/09/202610pm jays game really ruining my plans to sit on the sofa and embroider with sports all afternoon 010
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026…right but that’s not what the post I quoted was talking about? 110
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Like if you can listen to Symphonie Fantastique and hear the artist being beheaded without knowing that’s the story.. your ears are better than mine 040
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For context I have a masters in music performance and a ~20 year career as an orchestral musician, and I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a piece of programmatic music where I could tell you what the story was without having first been told 140
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I didn’t say that music can’t be used to elicit emotion, but I think that’s pretty different from being a functional language! 110
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is how I feel when people say music is the universal language. Okay, use it to express any actual idea. 91967
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I used to think I didn’t live in a tornado zone (golden horseshoe) but we’ve had 2 tornado warnings in the last month so… 000
Reposted by lexEd Tubb @edtubb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The grand truth of how to navigate the Donald Trump presidencies is that you must at all times take him both seriously and literally. Because, and I cannot emphasize this enough, he is the President of the United States of America. 1403
Reposted by lexUnofficial TorontoStar (All News) @torontostar-rss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We need to talk about this year’s Canadian International Air Showthestar.comWe need to talk about this year’s Canadian International Air ShowWe’re in a trade war with the United States. It seems a bit awkward (or worse) to invite them to display their military warpower in our largest city. 032
Reposted by lexGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/08/2026hi this is to make you aware that I've just coined "lolp" it's like welp but for lol okay carry on 1032066
Reposted by lexℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I really don't need to hear from CNN-brained guys being like "actually this is a nothingburger to distract from Epstein 😏 we should do a cutesy renaming of our own 😏", for some people, whose sovereignty is being directly threatened by the US President, this does not feel like a cutesy meme game 26711
Reposted by lexCanadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Night Walk Jonathan Wolfe 2026 120257
Reposted by lexmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile. 5851411149
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ontario has 250000 lakes and none of them are changing names, thanks. 000
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I put Lake Ontario into my photos app and literally hundreds of photos came up but here are some 010
lex @lexsaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Perfect night that could only be improved by the jays immediately scoring 5 runs 011
Reposted by lexStephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”. 282115152168
Reposted by lexClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Maybe Carney should preemptively rename all the rest of the Great Lakes to "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump won't want to touch them. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...cbc.caTrump moves to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' amid trade spat with 'entitled' Canada | CBC NewsU.S. President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday to change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as tensions with Canada worsen. 2632890
Reposted by lexAndy @rallycap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026An easy way to remember the Great Lakes (Canada) HOMES Huron Ontario Michigan Erie Superior An easy way to remember them is the US SHAME 084
Reposted by lexAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026dearly hope that the publication of this story involved a discussion with legal about using a photo of a specific marmot in conjunction with criminal allegations www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...wsj.comMarmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their ShoesThe cute but destructive rodents are criminal masterminds, easily circumventing humans’ meager defenses. 43797125
Reposted by lexNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/08/2026says a lot about me that I'm genuinely sad i missed "wear a hot dog hat day" 0271
