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Leumas (Sam)

@leumas-misc.bsky.social
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Star Wars Obsessor • Gamer • Cinephile • DnD • F1/Carguy™ • Shitposting • Yelling at the US Government • 🔊📖 Trials of the Jedi (SW: THR) • he/him linktr.ee/leumas_misce

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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 40m
Lewis washed??? What the FUCK was that lap, man? #MalaysianGP / #BahrainGP #F1
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 59m
The only time George Russell is a top is in the timings #F1 #MalaysianGP / #BahrainGP
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 1h
That’s better thank you 🥹🤗
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 1h
Ferrari why are we slow 😭🫩 #MalaysianGP #BahrainGP (???) #F1
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 1h
Wrong It’s because 🗣️ WE DON’T WANT YOUR SHITTY HALF BAKED LIVE ACTION REBOOTS MOTHERFUCKER WE WANT NEW ORIGINAL FILMS FOR FUCK’S SAKE OH MY GOD ARE YOU DUMB OR JUST STUPID ⁉️‼️
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 5h
Washed
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 5h
Broke: calling Vernestra Rwoh “Vern” Boring, lame, unfitting of the character Woke: calling Vernestra Rwoh “Nessie” Cute, fun, more in line with who she is
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 12h
Why is it never anything simple when something goes wrong with my fucking car? I can’t be vehicle-less heading into one of the busiest months of the season but they “need me to leave the car with them for a day+ so they can diagnose the issue and get to work.” …??????
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Tucker Carlson
ALT: Tucker Carlson
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abolish capitalism
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tony Stark wakes up and tells Pepper about the crazy dream he had
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Professor Lynx @professorlynx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still think not giving The Acolyte a second season was arguably the worst mistake they’ve made in Star Wars since Disney took over. Not only did the show have a ton of promise to tell a compelling and provoking story, but it proved that the tourist chuds make the calls.
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The Acolyte Star Wars The Acolyte
Alt: The Acolyte Star Wars The Acolyte
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The more fucked up shit that goes on, the more staunchly I support the death penalty. Execute rapists 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If hunting the Cornell rapists online is a witchhunt, welp. Where do I get my torch.
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly thinking back on it, the only people I know from high school who went to Cornell were absolute fucking douchebags so maybe just dissolve the university
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta hit the daily affirmations in the mirror
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Mayer Sphere residency next April?! Maybe I extend my trip out west for Star Wars Celebration and treat myself to musical euphoria…🙊👀
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should be allowed to k*ll those ivy league frat punk rapists
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo fuck Flavio Briatore
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stressful and overwhelming weekend 🫠
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian after hearing back to back red hot chili peppers songs:
Shut up about California 
Shut up about California
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Mayer really played his fkn ass off on Where The Light is Absolutely flawless live album Maybe I should do a live album ranking
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, one more lap and this would’ve been in the bag for Max #AzerbaijanGP #F1
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my best friends is playing with John Mayer and I—
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Modern Gorgfare 🪖 @thatguygarrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That one homie that turns into a flock of bats when he leaves the function.
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m only like a season or so into Demon Slayer but OH MY GOD GIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SOME GODDAMN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OR KILL HIM ALREADY
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to level Washington DC & start completely fresh (Joke, for legal reasons)
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This kind of revelation needs to be dropped on viewers in a goddamn theater, not in an interview with directors who can’t seem to shut the fuck up MCU washed 🥱
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lewis Hamilton is straight up not a team player. Imagine not towing your teammate who’s been nearly a second faster than you the whole session 🥴🥴🥴 #AzerbaijanGP #F1e
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clearly there was a gap in my gaming history lol, but here are my picks (in release order, mind you) Had to make some hard decisions, 9 is kinda brutal… Honorary mention to TLOU, and since my gaming preferences have changed considerably in the last year-ish, FH5, & F1’25.
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting back into guitar playing and oh my god those callouses are G O N E 😭 Popped a blister on my middle fingertip while playing today. I hate the early stages of building up those string callouses, man…🥲
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting to dip Oreos in peanut butter makes me think there might be a god after all
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y’ever have 10 spring rolls?
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The running joke that it’s pole or the wall for him here Really hope it’s pole this time 🫠🤞🏻
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is everyone so heated over this? It looks fine Know why? Because it’s *literally the original logo* 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Lion King (1994) absolutely cooks
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot pockets are just savory pop tarts thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A new John Mayer album would fix me
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy EWF day 🌎💨🔥
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Maurice White: Dancing Earth
ALT: Maurice White: Dancing Earth
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
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Prin❌e Devatt @devanteporter.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Bluesky is cool but the automated "please help me and my family" likes and repost bots gotta stop
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Spongebob Squarepants: Enough Is Enough!
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Enough Is Enough!
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My genuine reaction to that information
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dear lord, Please harm this individual. Sincerely, Americans everywhere
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love being a musician I also love money This is my cross to bear
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Leumas (Sam) @leumas-misc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very brave of Sheeran to recite that speech his publicist almost certainly wrote for him, we can uncancel him now you guys /s
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