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@lethargicbat.bsky.social
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heeheehoohoo | 23 | disabled | it/xe | 18+ please! currently liveblogging TOS! each episode is its own thread, feel free to block #ransomrambles to avoid the spam :)

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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
in the ideal male body the stomach should hang low enough that I can barely see the diminutive penis hidden behind it
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bones commission ✨
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
im lying its actually really easy to jerk off to it
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
jerking off to leonard nimoy reading there will come soft rains on august 4th, 2026 is hard work but somebody has to do it
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i just dont think im meant to be happy & the sooner i can accept that the easier things will be/the faster itll all end. regardless the fault is still on my part for giving up on that suicidal numbness i had for half a decade for too sensitive depression & the hope things could be better someday lol
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
saw a unicorn drawing from 1588 and fell so in love im making it a knitting pattern
an old drawing of a unicorn dipping its horn in a well. the drawing is made up out of small squares, with the unicorn being blank spots. to the right and above the unicorn is a bird sitting on a tree branch
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
its been a long day pass the star trek s1e28 city on the edge of forever❗🤣
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
finally finishing my sweater that i put off for several months on account of. a lot. (chronic pain oh god the pain. and stockinette island.)
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
and livejournal is apparently dying. what if i kill myself rn.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
ain't even on here much (so nervous and anxious bc i havent had the health to watch ST and i know that's what all yall are here for) but its so stupid
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
omg ... having to use a browser with a vpn just to use bluesky without putting in my ID is crazy....
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
nobody knows how to make you more suicidal than your mom ❤️❤️
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
gave my puppy a carrot before the pens game last saturday and we won so now i have to go to the store with a bad migraine just to get more carrots so she can have one (1) tonight
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've never really looked at this 🫪 emoji before but now I can't stop looking at it cause it's perfect ngl. Look at this thing 🫪
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
watching an old fandom friend become increasingly more pretentious over time is like watching someone make a really good sandwhich and then they start adding more and more pickles
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
do u ever think about bones being condescending towards his captain because who would of thought that he'd have an easier time commanding the enterprise than controlling his bladder
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
you make a joke that a female character should get high and eaten out instead of mothering a bunch of grown men and you have everyone coming out to tell you you're misogynistic and being a mother is great and their greatest dream is to be a mother and youre actually biphobic and and and
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
eeek realized i never posted it here SO heres an ongoing read list of 2026 (without thoughts unless asked because. im shy 👉👈 (also bc i dont think you all deserve my incoherent rambles just dumped on you lol))
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i keep thinking of all my angsty yearning favorite ships in having gloryhole interactions to avoid intimacy while being so, so close to it. which surely means nothing about how im doing mentally <3
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
sorry just really felt this one
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the internet is such a bad place for people with OCD lol
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i miss star trek. i miss batman. i miss u all. i am so tired.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
never kill yourself—jerma playing nancy drew again
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
my beloved mabel was put to sleep yesterday after her mammary cancer aggressively spreaded and started shutting down her organs. my bed has never felt so big and so empty without her and my heart continues to ache but it brings a smallest comfort that shes no longer in pain. she'll forever be loved.
my Mabel. shes an 9 year old pug and pit mix. she has golden fur with grey sprinkled in. her snout is mostly gray but she has pink around her nose and lips. she's standing on dead leaves and in the sunshine and is smiling at the viewer.
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
MY JIM CHEATING/BREAKING UP BRAINROT ISNT KIRK DRIFT!!! ITS IN FACT GONE ALL THE WAY AROUND BACK INTO NOT KIRK DRIFT!!!! You get it.
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"Jim is the emotionally mature one and has to help Spock work through his issues 🥺 He wouldn't make a lot of relationship mistakes or need a lot of help with opening up" If you say so...
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"Jim is either a sweet golden retriever that just wants love or a traumatized in a way that makes him super open and craving traditional romantic attachments 🥺" If you say so..
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Jim Kirk would like refuse to go to therapy because he'd be convinced he didn't need it because he "doesn't have anything wrong with him its just other people" and also because he doesn't cry which means he doesn't have issues
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probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
He looks like a bride in this gear
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
(rambles cont.) Mirror Kirk definitely also desperately wants to turn him into a pain slut. It's the easiest sensation for them both to process, and Mirror Kirk likes testing his loyalty this way. A more efficient way to deal with AOS Kirk's Spock insecurities IS to just leash him. + Lineart ver.
The same drawing as above except without rendering or speech bubbles.
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
@bottomspockweek.bsky.social #bottomspockweek2025 Day 4: Mirrorverse //CW: (green) blood// Still think it's a shame we never got to see bearded Quinto Spock. I never really see prime Spock as into pain but I can imagine Mirror Spock being a bit of a sadomasochist.
A colored digital illustration page of Mirror Universe Kirk and Spock based off the reboot movies. Kirk looks mostly the same, but Spock has a full beard, a mullet, and is wearing an earring and a collar with an o-ring. In the first panel Jim bites into Spock while embracing him, saying "Best first officer in the empire - and you're mine. Don't forget it." Below, Kirk anally penetrates Spock, who is bleeding, blood trickling down from his hole and smearing green on Kirk's cock. In the final panel a bust of Spock looks up with his mouth open, and off-panel Kirk says "Open," and "Good dog."
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kat @the-uss-premise.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We love a good IDIC symbol around here... 🖖🏼 Golden Oldies & New Delights #fanzine, uncredited artist, 1985 #spirk #k/s #ZineAppreciation
Fan art of (presumably) Kirk's ass being grabbed by Spock's hands with a little IDIC symbol tattoo on one cheek.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
me anytime they have kirk act so bitchily to anyone with equal/higher authority than his
edited black text against a white background that reads, ‘A 5'8 MAN WITH HATE IN HIS HEART IS TALKING. listen and learn.' underneath it is two drawings of a person's profile in silhouette, both enclosed in a red circle. theres a line across one that shows the person is talking while the other drawing, the person holding up a finger to hush someone, is left normal.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
i recently watched gone girl while knitting randomly and all it confirmed was how much i hated the book back when i read it :/
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
i have been coughing up sooo much blood and phlegm with a resting pulse of 140+ but fuck it we ball. how are all my favorite freaks (you all <3) doing since the last time i posted...
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
was given a digital employee handbook today and brother this is straight up illegal lol
text that has a header that reads: ”Pay Conversations". underneath it is two bullet points:

1. Discussion of pay rates between employees is not allowed.

2. If you have questions or concerns, see a manager or the owner directly.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
back on my sock grind
a pair of double pointed needles with the toe of a knitted sock on them.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
anyways. brought this up because i did just get a job at a small bistro/bakery despite my apparently very off-putting vibes ♥️
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i dont think i ever updated bluesky but i got denied this job because they asked if id dye my hair blonde. i said no & asked why does that effect my eligibility and they said i had a really off-putting vibe and that might soften it up
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
pit kink pit kinkpitkinkpitkinkpitkinkpitkinkpitki
Photo of Kirk from The Empath, strung up revealing hairy armpits. He is glistening with sweat.
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