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@lethalspatula.bsky.social
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javascript enjoyer. space cadet. detroiter.

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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 7h
"Today, however, we are having a hard time living because we are so bent on outwitting death." So good!
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As much as I don't enjoy the AI era, my favorite thing to come out of it are skills. Tons of short documents, detailing best practices, without filler.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ahh yes, another domain expiration that never came to be.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kagi small web app has a left/right handed option 🤯 I like the thought, but I have to think most leftys (like myself) had to acclimate so long ago, that the left handed option feels unnatural
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna go live in the woods
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What is it about AI art that makes it so easily discernable?
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There were a lot of gems the year I turned 20
static.klipy.com
President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
Alt: President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lawn darts killed three children before they were completely banned in the United States.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I like the idea of the Stacked PR flow, but it's kind of weird and annoying to rebase
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking forward to the end of Haley Stevens ads this week
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every single time I hear this song, this what instantly comes to mind
youtu.be
Beach Boys "Wouldn't It Be Nice" (Roger and Me, Michael Moore, 1989)
YouTube video by Connor_references
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You never go full Cuomo
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Aaron Sypniewski @asypniew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
She's been growing on me like a malignant tumor.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Haley Stevens having staffers that work for Palantir seems pretty on brand
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hayley Stevens runs such a scummy campaign, I could totally see a Republican candidate winning from people not wanting to vote for her
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 18/07/2026
I wonder where voters could be getting the idea that Obama endorsed Stevens from? All the ads I’ve seen in support of her lately are like this
Photo of a political mailer supporting Haley Stevens. There is a prominent photo of Obama in a manufacturing plant sometime during his presidency, and a smaller inset photo of Obama and Stevens standing next to each other, with Obama holding an arm around Stevens’s shoulders. Two banner quotations read, “President Obama’s Auto Rescue saved 200,000 Michigan Jobs,” and, even bigger, “President Obama Said Haley Stevens ‘was a critical part’ of getting it done.” There is a smaller inset formal photo of an African-American woman with gray hair, with text in a box that says,” Endorsed,” and in another box, “By Congresswoman Brenda Lawrence.” Text in a box in the upper left reads, “United Democracy Project paid for and is responsible for the contents of this advertising, not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee.”Photo of a political mailer supporting Haley Stevens. Across the top, a photo shows Stevens talking to a pair of working class people of color. Across the center is a photo of Barack Obama with gray hair, possibly after his presidency, speaking from a lectern, with the quotation attributed to Obama, “She was a critical part of my team that helped the American auto industry come roaring back.” Text in an inset reads, Michigan Advance, 1/17/2026, Stevens’ US Senate policy agenda seeks to help Black, minority communities thrive.” Across the bottom are three puzzle-piece shaped text graphics reading, “As Chief of Staff to President Obama’s auto rescue, Haley helped save 200,000 Kovhigan jobs,” and “As our Congresswoman, Haley wrote the IDEA Act to invest in Black-owned businesses,” and lastly, “And as our next Senator, Haley will fight to create more good-paying jobs in our communities.”
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It looks like Mad Max outside
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here's my cold brew recipe: 1. Make a cup of hot coffee 2. Take a sip 3. Get sidetracked and forget about it 4. Enjoy your cold brew coffee!
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm told good things happen in 3s
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My sin is that I use too much butter
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If only Metallica went as hard as their shirts do
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I said it, I meant it
Kotaku headline that reads "New He-Man Movie Is One Of 2026's Biggest Box Office Bombs"
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As much as I'm over Marvel movies, I want an Emma Stone Ghost Spider movie
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I feel like we need an updated version of the boy who cried wolf, where 30% of the village believed him and then elected him as Mayor
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Buddy's Pizza
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Why do people still hire Jared Leto
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Did Succession predict Trump skipping his dumb kids wedding?
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
TFW you close out a bug that's been plaguing you for days
static.klipy.com
Nicolas Cage Feeling Fabulous in the Wind
Alt: Nicolas Cage Feeling Fabulous in the Wind
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Caught a yellow jacket queen in the bathroom today, looks like it's time to burn the house down
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
deeetroit basketball
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Old and busted: a million chrome tabs New hotness: a million terminal tabs
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Gonna hardcode my website title to null so people think I messed something up
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What if I told you that the root of all corporate culture is Nickelback
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Getting a new Firefly almost makes me optimistic for Half Life 3 🥲
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This summarizes my feelings on AI pretty well
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is that good
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Today my kid caught me using a neti pot and yelled out "MOM GET IN HERE, DAD HAS A TEAPOT IN HIS NOSE"
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
They should make another Spider-Man movie where Joe Pesci plays the Rhino
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
0 days since last time a toddler coughed into my mouth
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
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gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Are Bugles making a comeback?
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Spent the day putting brand new plumbing in my espresso machine and it started up on the first try!
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Everytime I see a technical blog post use AI generated art, I die a little inside
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Imagine living in a world where Microsoft shipped a good browser
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 01/01/2026
you’re right! it feels mostly awful to Go Online™, these days. the internet in a sad state, for reason after reason after reason. but there is a way to fix it; to trade the voidful howling for a quiet & joyful song. here’s how to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.
henry.codes
A Website To End All Websites | Henry From Online
How to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm not a short king, I'm a
Sexy shrimp (thor amboinensis). These crustaceans are called "sexy shrimp" for the way they sway their lower abdomen when they walk.
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
*Drops a piece of bacon on the floor* Wife: looks like the dog gets a piece of bacon! Me eating floor bacon: what
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dave @lethalspatula.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy holidays! youtu.be/B4W_XYI4AN0?...
youtu.be
DMX - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Audio)
YouTube video by DMXVEVO
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