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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Instead of doomtrolling about hypothetical dangers AI companies should just pivot to doing cybercrime, just rob banks instead of raising money, no rules apply to them anyway
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people tell me i lack solidarity when i'm just a bucketmaxxed carcinocel
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how is this not about synthesizers
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
played my first game of Arcs, got my John Company coins, An Infamous Traffic about to hit kickstarter, and i'm picking up New Foundations the moment it's up for preorder, I'm ready for a Wehrle Winter
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
understatement of the (19th) century lol
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRANSPHOBIC ANTIFEMINISTS IN THE BRITISH MEDIA BEING GIVEN AN INTERNATIONAL PLATFORM FOR UNINFORMED OPINIONS SOURCED DIRECTLY FROM BETWIXT THE ASS CHEEKS OF ROTTING ARISTONONCES
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT CTRL BACKSPACE
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I KNEW ABOUT CTRL-ARROW BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN JUST PRESS CTRL WITH OTHER KEYS
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reminded me of as a kid watching my dad play Dawn of War and having my mind absolutely blown by how he was selecting his whole army by clicking a number key
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i realize this is a shitpost but the answer is that those crimes get prosecuted 100 times more rigorously and severely
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"shut up asshole that is not good for pussy health" nooo the orifices are fighting
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"pussy and ass lube" is incredible phrasing
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it? If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Camp Miasma asks the question what if the A in AGP stands for Astral projection
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it insists upon itself, and by it i mean, well, haha
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it demands that you go home and jork it freaky style (a very specific freaky style to be clear)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(positive)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
camp miasma is the first JOI feature film
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
holy shit
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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stalin, FDR, and Churchill with a poorly made speech bubble.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As I was listening to this moment in the episode I was feeling like the worlds most vindicated girl lmao
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*tattoos big boobs on my chest* gonna tell my kids this was gender transition
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you could make the podcasts say satanic stuff when you play them backwards on your podcast tape player
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I cant even say that song is stuck in my head cause there's so much stuff happening there, my head is way too small for that
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
one day i'll capitalize prepositions in a title correctly (i.e. not)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what i probably look like i'm thinking about all day: i need someone to fuck me right now also various gender brainworms what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
poo modoro
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
have you seen the lengths of these songs, also you should listen tothem
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the ratio between the two song lengths is also the optimal ratio for slacking and productivity
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
office playlist that swaps between Converge - Phoenix in Flames for getting shit done and Phoenix in Flight to slow down and make sure I'm not giving my boss too much value
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
utterly deranged, this is what youtube videos should be, im so glad watching this was the first thing i did after waking up
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Klara @ch48.itch.io · 20/08/2026
"ouroboros, where did you go?" ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
there's a moment (I really don't wanna spoil it) in that book where you turn the page and if you're an egg the book pulls out a gun and just shoots you, not sure where Rumfitt fit the gun and the cartoon spring that launches it, it's a short book, pretty impressive honestly
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I also cannot recommend Girlfriends by Emily Zhou enough (unless the aesthetic of "literature students smoking on rooftops" makes you roll your eyes)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
80% of Tell Me I'm Worthless (in the last 20% I admitted to myself that yeah okay I'm trans)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
breakcore is just black metal // black metal is just breakcore (speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Brainwyrms was AMAZING but the worms were kinda the weakest part? Kinda underbaked both as metaphor and as a pure plot device
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rite of passage of travelling to get your first shark plushie, is that a blåhajj?
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pronouns and antiverbs cause i'm materialistic and lazy
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Them! by Harry Josephine Giles was recommended to me at @lighthousebks.bsky.social as an intro to transfem poetry and I am blown away (at least by the parts that I understand, and by a few that I don't), in particular The New Woman fucking jumpscared me in the best way
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if God isn't gendered would that make em the Judgement They?
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
makes sense, i do brush my teeth at least once a week!
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
To be honest I haven't seen it so maybe it is the kind of movie that needs to be watched weekly
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
didn't you just post about Air Force One a few days ago? how often are you watching that movie???
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
leak for the next Alison Rumfitt novel
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
they should make a penis
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Any chance you might share pics of your Warhammer minis?
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