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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Instead of doomtrolling about hypothetical dangers AI companies should just pivot to doing cybercrime, just rob banks instead of raising money, no rules apply to them anyway
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people tell me i lack solidarity when i'm just a bucketmaxxed carcinocel
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
played my first game of Arcs, got my John Company coins, An Infamous Traffic about to hit kickstarter, and i'm picking up New Foundations the moment it's up for preorder, I'm ready for a Wehrle Winter
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF TRANSPHOBIC ANTIFEMINISTS IN THE BRITISH MEDIA BEING GIVEN AN INTERNATIONAL PLATFORM FOR UNINFORMED OPINIONS SOURCED DIRECTLY FROM BETWIXT THE ASS CHEEKS OF ROTTING ARISTONONCES
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT CTRL BACKSPACE
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i realize this is a shitpost but the answer is that those crimes get prosecuted 100 times more rigorously and severely
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it? If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Camp Miasma asks the question what if the A in AGP stands for Astral projection
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
camp miasma is the first JOI feature film
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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stalin, FDR, and Churchill with a poorly made speech bubble.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As I was listening to this moment in the episode I was feeling like the worlds most vindicated girl lmao
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*tattoos big boobs on my chest* gonna tell my kids this was gender transition
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what i probably look like i'm thinking about all day: i need someone to fuck me right now also various gender brainworms what i'm actually thinking about all day: holy FUCK how is Creating The Devil In Our Image by @pupilslicer.bsky.social THIS GOOD
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
office playlist that swaps between Converge - Phoenix in Flames for getting shit done and Phoenix in Flight to slow down and make sure I'm not giving my boss too much value
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Klara @ch48.itch.io · 20/08/2026
"ouroboros, where did you go?" ouroboros with a suspiciously ouroboros-shaped bulge in his stomach:
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
breakcore is just black metal // black metal is just breakcore (speaking as someone who only listens to metalcore with occasional influences from either)
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Brainwyrms was AMAZING but the worms were kinda the weakest part? Kinda underbaked both as metaphor and as a pure plot device
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rite of passage of travelling to get your first shark plushie, is that a blåhajj?
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pronouns and antiverbs cause i'm materialistic and lazy
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Them! by Harry Josephine Giles was recommended to me at @lighthousebks.bsky.social as an intro to transfem poetry and I am blown away (at least by the parts that I understand, and by a few that I don't), in particular The New Woman fucking jumpscared me in the best way
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if God isn't gendered would that make em the Judgement They?
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asympthot @lessgraphicspls.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
they should make a penis
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