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monica

@lesbiyinzer.bsky.social
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Christina’s wife. Part-time writer. Full-time chaotic medium-well. Overtime reader. Anything for the bit. She/her.

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QueeryUs @queeryus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you haven't seen our latest video, in which we venture to Madrid to see a concert, check it out! youtu.be/3MssSDIplD0 And if you like grocery hauls, then get ready for the latest one, which premieres in two hours!
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Madrid, A Concert, and a World Cup Win
YouTube video by QueeryUs
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Sam Hall @samhall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For those not on Twitter, one of my best friends is running the Chicago Marathon next month for the American Cancer Society. His mom has been battling cancer but she plans to try and be there to cheer him on! If you’re able to donate or repost that would be incredible! 🫶 mobileacs.org/pyzuOv
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Support my fundraising for 2026 Bank of America Chicago Marathon
I’m supporting the American Cancer Society to honor those touched by cancer by raising funds for groundbreaking research. Support me.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Have them send them to us! I can pop them in the mail next month.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is how Pawnee felt when Lil Sebastian died.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dad, please make sure Dolly knows how much she meant to all of us.
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QueeryUs @queeryus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our Summer of Guests has started, so we've been super busy with friends in town. Our job has mostly been beach with a side of hobbies. (But also entertaining/organizing/transporting/planning, etc.) Hopefully see you soon!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think Bonnie Tyler’s spirit made this the best eclipse ever.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It should be illegal to have hot flashes and pimples at the same time. #Perimenopause
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPAAAAAAAINNN!!!!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sitting on our terrace in Spain and hearing the reactions when Spain scores a goal in the World Cup is one of my favorite things ever.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I had the opportunity to see her in concert last year, but a lack of job kept me from getting tickets. I thought I’d still have another chance.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP, Bonnie Tyler. Thank you for the joy your music brought the world, specifically me.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Willa said she talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes in the treehouse. That’s why no one has seen him.
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QueeryUs @queeryus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The heat is rough, y'all. Don't take your AC for granted if you've got it.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That will be us next month
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As we left the house and turned around to say goodbye, seven topless lesbians popped out of the water and waved from the pool. I thought to myself, “I am living my life the way I was always meant to.”
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QueeryUs @queeryus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Back to seaside living!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve indigoed your last girl.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Finally, a movie for the average middle-aged white man.
Photo of a news headline that reads “Sean Penn Directing January 6 Drama With Bradley Cooper Starring as Capitol Cop”
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
TFW you come up with a really punny name for a thing you were thinking about writing so now it means you might actually have to write it.
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R2D2 Falls in the Desert
ALT: R2D2 Falls in the Desert
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Themesis Prime @luxastarte.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Morgan Wallen’s tonight concert cancelled due to the severe weather alert? The rainbow covenant has been restored.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🤜 🤛
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today is the best day I have had in a really long time. And it’s hilarious, because so many things went wrong, but I just went with it and maybe got frustrated but not stressed out or anxious. I tried to treat today like an adventure and like all of those problems were really just side quests.
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StabbyTabby 🔪🤘 @stabbytabby.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Accurate
"Companies June 1st"

Actor Willem Dafoe in a still from the 2002 film Spider-Man. 

"You know, I'm something of a homosexual myself."
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Valerie Anne @punkystarshine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Media Mayhem starts TUESDAY! This is a labor of love where I catalog the media I've consumed so far this year and write mini-reviews, including how gay it is. With human writing jobs at an all-time low, it would mean a lot to me if you supported my AI-free newsletter by subscribing for $5 a month. 👇🏻
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Might fuck around and do a Designing Women rewatch.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I bought condoms for the very first time today. Thanks, Instacart! Signed, A 49-year-old lesbian
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yub Nub motherfuckers
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is a hoagie tweet.
A picture of a delicious-looking hoagie, which is sometimes called a sub.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Passively listening to someone else’s office gossip is just so satisfying.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“She’s not a lesbian. She’s married to Jesus.” “I feel like if you’re married to Jesus, you’re part of the queer community. He identifies as bread sometimes.”
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
After all of my religious trauma, I can’t believe that cock swab has put me on the same side as the pope.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Have you hugged a nun for Easter? I have!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Oh, right. I ate asparagus.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We sure did have fun, friends.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thank you for your service, Mayor!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s hard to believe it’s been ten years since this show premiered and changed my life. Thanks, #WynonnaEarp. I’m so happy I stayed on the bus, and I’d happily hop on the back of Wynonna’s motorcycle, too.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sometimes when old white guys call me sir, I include “ma’am” in my response to them. It’s the little things.
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QueeryUs @queeryus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cool archaeological site in Italy. youtu.be/_zNv2sKCC8s
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Valle dei Templi | Greek Archaeological Site in Sicily, Italy
YouTube video by QueeryUs
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
*Posh point* Look at this, innit?!
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Forever mad that Mariah didn’t even pretend to start singing “All I Want for Christmas is You” at the Olympics.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We have plenty of room and you’d love the running weather!
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Who wants to visit? We can have avocado toast for days.
A bowl of approximately 15 ripe avocados. A box containing roughly 85 unripe avocados.
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monica @lesbiyinzer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Well, sometimes you’re in Spain and you see a Facebook post and a few days later end up with ~100 free avocados.
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