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Leon Scott. Comedian. Emmy nominated writer for #OpenMicRW & #GetUpDC. @WBDAccess Comedic Voices alum. Visit leonbscott.com for my live show schedule.

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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I went to bed at 7 PM and woke up at 10 thinking it was tomorrow
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 06/04/2026
“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Posted this Jesse Jackson tribute yesterday, but forgot to share it here
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A hymn, a psalm, an anthem. Don’t play in my face!!!
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My friend who is also named Leon appeared on this episode of #mystrangeaddiction
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My favorite musical 😂
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
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Zo! @zo3hree5ive.com · 07/11/2025
Watching reaction videos to "Drop It Low..." never gets old. Glad y'all are enjoying. 😂😂😂
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025
Shutting the government down AND cutting off funds for food stamps, right before an election was a masturful move. Compliments to the chef.
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
They are destroying what SHE built. #TeenVogue
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On a non-political note: Ernie Reyes Jr is a national treasure 🙌🏽
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The history of most places where w government starved people, they were overthrown. Not saying people should do that; just saying lawmakers should read the room & act right…
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Danyel Smith @danyelsmith.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Winner!
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Prayers up for Dolly Parton 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Apparently Trump may have violated Luigi Mangione’s right to a fair trial or his 6th amendment right with his big mouth and sausage fingers www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Luigi Mangione's lawyers claim Donald Trump prejudiced trial
They say the US president's comments were "part of a greater political narrative that has no place in any criminal case".
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Do not allow journos to retcon history like this. Olivia Nuzzi was fired because her fiance Ryan Lizza and her former employer New York Magazine found out she was sexting presidential candidate RFK Jr while she was reporting on the incumbent president Joe Biden's reelection campaign.
Do not allow journos to retcon history like this. Olivia Nuzzi was fired because her fiance Ryan Lizza and her former employer New York Magazine found out she was sexting presidential candidate RFK Jr while she was reporting on the incumbent president Joe Biden's reelection campaign.
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I hope this ends up in a museum. After 45/47, of course
Muhammad Ali’s unsigned Vietnam draft card to be auctioned off
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m one episode in on The Studio and I see why it won so many Emmys
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 02/09/2025
Yall really do throw your sign into every question 😂”I’m an Aries of course I eat cheeseburgers”
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3 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 12/08/2025
Zohran is on fire and the old guard is trying to understand why so they can stop it, instead of using it as a blueprint.
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a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
Alt: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Closing narration from the "He's Alive" episode (S4Ep4) of "The Twilight Zone" that aired in 1963. Within a week after the telecast, Rod Serling and his staff reportedly received four thousand pieces of vitriolic hate mail.
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I wish I’d seen this in person 😂
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor
David Justice saying stupid and misogynistic things about Halle Berry
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The gentrification final bosses #steviewonder #happybirthday #karaoke #hatecrime
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The accuracy 🤯🤯🤯
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A six-year-old clip that still sums up my feelings about Hulk Hogan 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 17/07/2025
I just wanted to say, I’m probably more proud of this Ted talk than just about anything I’ve ever done so I’m gonna be absolutely useless for the next couple of weeks as I promote the shit out of this because I want you to watch it because it matters in the moment we are in youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg
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Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Tonight at 7:30! www.eventbrite.com/e/highline-r...
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Highline RxR June Comedy Showcase
Highline RxR proudly presents our Spring comedy showcase, hosted by Emmy-nominee Leon Scott. 2-for-1 tickets available for a limited time!
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
At Starbucks killing time before my show & overheard someone cut a dude loose because he didn’t want to sent her nail money. Cold world 🥶🌎💅
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Donna was the best. R.I.P. 🙏🏽🕊️
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
SpaceX is ACME of the sky
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a cartoon coyote is sitting on a bomb smoking a cigarette .
ALT: a cartoon coyote is sitting on a bomb smoking a cigarette .
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
juneteenth is about african americans, as well as the preservation, tenacity, and survival of some of the most beautiful, messy, intelligent, worthy, and culturally rich people i know. don't forget that when you're using code "freedom" for 20% off today. happy freedom day, texans 😘 #already
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Look at the President and the world’s richest man being some catty bitches during their Pride Month breakup
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
When you realize you’ve aged out of #poptheballoon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2025
Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School theonion.com/kim-kar...
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Creepshow with the roaches 🤮
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I was leaving a show in VA & ran into the power outage. VA drivers are WAY worse in the dark with a side order of anarchy
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Are client project requests on LinkedIn Service Marketplace legit? I ask because I keep getting them from the strangest places
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Y’all gotta chill with the “In Memoriam” templates 🤣 Happy Birthday #RalphTresvant
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Days late Shannon Sharpe rant: As a member of Gen X, none of us should be dealing with 20-somethings, let alone a 19 year old. How TF do I look trying to explain the Wu-Tang Clan to my date?
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I witnessed 9/11 AND the Challenger. Gen X hearts pump diesel fuel ⛽️
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Is it wrong that I assume all tall people know someone in the league? The 7-foot community ain’t that big #nopunintended
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ListenToLeon @leonscott.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I have to tell people this as soon as I’m onstage and my jokes go from zero to melanated
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