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Sir Idris Esquire

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attorney / photography enthusiast / unsolicited advice giver / to-do list curator

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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me
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Motria Oleksiyivna, PhD @motria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For my brothers and sisters of #teamcandycorn
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Murphy bed is being installed today. Let’s see how this goes!
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 02/10/2026
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The president of the United States is literally taking bribes, illegally withholding funding from causes he doesn’t like and knocking down buildings without permission. I promise you, I couldn’t care less about this.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Grinding to the Music Beat on Subway
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agreed. He literally should have told the court to kiss his ass like the current guy in office.
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The Oval: Barry's 'Make Me Do It' Challenge
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season!
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Is It Though Karen Obilom
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This administration has been giving “who gonna check me, boo” energy for the last two years. They don’t care what the constitution, laws, statutes, etc. say. They’re committed to doing what they want and daring someone to try and stop them. Wild times…
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#SpookySZN on deck......
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republicans hold both the House and Senate now. Why do they need to wait until after the election? 🤔 They can send the $5k now, if that’s all it takes.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All this talk about Jasmine Guy made me think about School Daze. Jasmine was a baddie! 👀
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im watching the Great British Baking Show and the lady in the wheelchair dropped her cake already. We are in the first episode. I had to turn it off. 😭
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Precious: Heartbreaking Crying Scene
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn. I hope she doesn’t end up with CTE😭
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. This is horrible. 2. Why, for the love of god, is anyone going to sign up for military service right now? In this climate? Under this commander and chief? Especially if you’re brown? Parents failed these kids.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve heard great things about The Wire but haven’t been able to get past episode 3 or 4. The subject matter hit too close to home for me. See: conversations we’ve been having about crack for the last few days.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
❤️
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think my real estate agent might be “intellectually impaired.” It’s so hard to get straight answers to very simple questions. I can’t fire her because we signed a 6 month contract. Hate that for me.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Half of the streets in downtown are blocked off for the state visit. DC will not see me today.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:
Rotting corpse, frozen stiff with its mouth sealed shut from too much peanut butter.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not gonna hold you, but I couldn’t get past homeboy at the beginning of the clip in basketball shorts and a suit jacket….😂
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He thinks he’s found the cheat code to get around push back to tearing down or building shit. They won’t let me build my ballroom, well there’s a bunker underneath—national security! I want to build an arch and they won’t let me. Let’s put drones on the roof—national security! It’s so obvious.
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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 22/09/2026
JUST IN: A grand jury investigating the death of Nolan Wells has unanimously decided against making any indictments in his death after issuing 132 subpoenas and hearing from 43 witnesses, Jackson County District Attorney Angel Myers McIlrath said in a statement Monday night. buff.ly/e1WIrNx
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Nolan Wells Grand Jury Unanimously Decides Against Indictments, Jackson County DA Says
A grand jury investigating the death of Nolan Wells has unanimously decided against making any indictments in his death on Horn Island.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 21/09/2026
If your position is “Mamdani meeting Trump is fine, but Jeffries meeting Kushner is betrayal,” your problem probably isn’t the meeting. Same concept, different Democrat.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m on the train heading up to NYC for work and I just realized that my hotel is in Times Square. That’s way too much stimulation for me.
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Nope. Don't Like That.
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can we make it permanent until he’s gone?
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep, you know what day it is
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He lived in the projects and was running into burning buildings and rescuing people. Too much. I lived in Newark at the time and everyone was like Cory please!! You made your point. Get your ass out of the projects! 😂
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I still can’t believe that the extrajudicial killing of suspected drug smugglers has been normalized.
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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
That tithing track was IMPORTANT. It feels like Mariah is the only one still doing that.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone was talking about Mitch and said the lights are on but nobody’s home, and I yell laughed. That’s the perfect description.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine your employer asking if you get morning wood???
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#TheAutism
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our cousins from across the pond are cutting up. The host almost didn’t recover when she said “it’s giving senior.” Lmaoo
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mfers paid $1.50 more for a dozen egg for two months and lost and their shit. $4-6 gas for months, tariffs and no healthcare and folks ain't said shit. Racism is a helluva drug.
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When is the last time you heard about "economic anxiety"? Crazy how that whole thing just went away.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Lawsky, how many days can you go without sleep before you die? asking for a friend. A brother is spent
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Tom the Cat's Sleepy Surprise
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the type of energy every one he insults needs to bring. In the moment, to his face. No one benefits from you taking the high road. I probably would have clapped back and said “your mother’s incompetent” lol
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This country is never going to recover from the complete chaos this man has unleashed. Not in our lifetimes. And I will never forgive the people that helped put him in office. Best believe, 20 years from now I’m still going to be wishing them nothing but the worst.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And Rutgers is losing. Worst sports night ever.
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Arsenal fan crying
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have a question but I don’t want to get dragged. Does Shelton identify as black? The interviewer tried to highlight the significance of a black man reaching the final and Shelton pivoted hard lmao.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Michael, don’t touch mi dere. Dis is my no no square.”
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shelton just asked to speak to the manager
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me rn, watching this match.
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Let Them Fight
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope Tiafoe is able to pull this one out but I’m a Shelton fan as well so it’s win/win as far as I’m concerned lol.
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Sir Idris Esquire @idrisesquire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
September 11th is a day I still remember so clearly. I worked at Merrill Lynch in their NJ office at the time. After the second plane hit, they told everyone to go home, and I spent the rest of the day watching the news and answering calls from family members who thought I was in NYC.
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