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Magreaux dog

@lemmas.bsky.social
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I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm

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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I die I think the thing I'll miss most is podcasts
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If someone's make a wish was to smoke a cigarette on a plane would they let them?
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I had never even heard of an em dash before AI
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've only read two of these, I should pick up BAOFM
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's the one that goes "pissssssss"
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crown shyness
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh no my perversions
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm rewatching the Tick. Yeah I'm fine.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Boy oh boy!
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh Brother!
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What the fuck? Alright I'm not gonna read anymore of his stuff, and hopefully never think about him again. rest in piss child abuser.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Didn't hear he'd died. Literally the only thing I know about him is the article he wrote saying he couldn't be a teacher because he wouldn't be able to stop himself raping the kids. Oh well silver linings he's dead.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I try not to keep up with all the depressing shit coming out of there, who is the second one?
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've never been diagnosed with any kind of neurodivergence but two of my biggest hobbies are redirecting flowing water in aesthetically pleasing ways, and making multilingual puns in the back stories of DnD characters I never play
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They both don't have foreskins
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Iran has a right to defend itself
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I guess I'm glad it went to so Spain over the Argies, but that was a really dull world cup final.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira is just so hot man
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well, I'm now unemployed and my visa doesn't seem to be processing in time so I might have to leave the country in two weeks this isn't ideal .
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Played through the red alert 2 and 3 campaigns this week. Two observations: 1) the cast is absolutely stacked! Tim Curry! Peter Stormare! George Takei! And many more! 2) it's very early-2000s teenage boy level horny. All the assistants are Hot Babes who wanna date you! The player!
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Might be the only world cup game I can remember where one side was the clearly defined villains. It's like world war 2 being the only just war
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's good to have a match where there is a clear villain
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was pretty equaln on both teams with no strong preference, right up until the USA decided to cheat, now they absolutely deserve to get thrashed and humiliated. And I know this won't happen, but if I had my way, banned from the next international competition.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ok I'll bite, who is Taylor Swift?
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Which one?
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My steam account is older than some of my coworkers
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I have like rocks and fossils and stuff but I wouldn't say I use those. My mother keeps her sewing stuff in a metal chocolates tin that used to belong to my grandma and it's from about the 1920s or 1930s, so it's around 100 years old
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Maybe THIS time changing the prime minister will fix everything...
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy first father's day being dead to my dad. Still love you.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love star trek
The holographic doctor from star trek voyager, he is about three inches tall, while Captain Janeway looks over him from the right of the screen
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The main difference between cats and dogs is that cats have hands
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I know I'm shouting into the void right now because we lost but I fuxking hate Elon Musk and what he has done to the human race
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I wish Bigfoot was real
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kat Dennings is married to Andrew WK.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People have got almost violently upset at me when I say I don't want to watch Andor.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don't know how this happened, but I have become 40 years old
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I can never get enough people together to play Mayor of Istanbul
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I painted a picture of my wife in our wedding day
A small painting of my wife in traditional dress. It's mostly yellow with a figure in black red and White bidayuh dress in the centre
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Top fashion tip: if you find a condom that fits right and looks good, why not buy two of them, that way you can wear one while you wash the other!
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
*swivels iPad for tip. Lowest amount is 30%*
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My Dad died, so I painted a picture of him taking me stargazing when I was a kid
An abstract coloured painting of squiggly people looking at the moon, one larger than the other, representing a father and son
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just seen a photo of princess Charlotte and I can't stop laughing, that whole family has the same face, she looks like her dad in a wig
A photo of princess Charlotte of the UK where she looks exactly like prince William in a long wig
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Geralt of Riverdale
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I... Brought my lunch today.
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
How long should I leave my mother's day decorations up?
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Magreaux dog @lemmas.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Like a deeper, slowed down, Kermit the frog.
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