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Leila Brillson

@leilza.bsky.social
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A small forest creature afraid of the forest cmo of the onion

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3h
The Griffin Kelly bit in this had my jaw on the floor. InfoWars is really swinging for the fences.
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Human Artistry Campaign @humanartistry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s Zendaya not ZendAIa
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you respond again, I will steal your gender and trans it.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because posting IS feckless…? Why are you so obsessed with her?
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can be union and not a writer—we have video production, graphics, etc in the union. She is our social media editor. Show me an article she said she wrote.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hey look it’s a graphical depiction of how much money Elon Musk has as a handy insert in America’s favorite newspaper @theonion.com
My wife and I in an onion promo shot with a hugely long piece of paper
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
June isn’t a writer
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LFGGGGGG!!!!
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just drunkenly met a finnish woman at the bar, I will die for her, thank you
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same tbh
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I shall be “Stripes.”
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a really sweet tip, I think that could work with her
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because you were so kind, an update: after incorporating physical activity before bed, she has been going to sleep well but refusing to stay asleep. Which means my quiet, personal time is about 45 minutes long but jfc it’s something. She sleeps like a dream in my bed. I do not.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
REVEALED: Why millennials act “like that”
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus christ you guys
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oof, this is some weird upscaling in the ad, trying to see where it happened in the Photoshop process, but definitely apologize for not catching that. I promise you the real art on the can is 100% human and hog made.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A24 you are better than this. Who cut this?!?
A still of the trailer that incorrectly reads, “if you think you you know everything,”
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also think he tweeted that during sentencing as well, which…not to defend the guy, but I could not use the “said a black man should be executed without trial” as one of the many fucked up things he said for my archives
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla gonna hang dong
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you just go to another city?
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, that’s a cool bit, that’s a bit I support. Making me drop the link as a bit is not a good bit, to me personally
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is why we need to stand up for trans rights THIS RIGHT HERE
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you don’t see tomorrow DM me
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nope! If you get a sub and dm your receipt to me I will put you on the list
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
membership.theonion.com (unless this is a bit) If you sign up now I will put you on the list!!
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neither is sports fairness. Competitive sports is inherently UNFAIR, recreational sports is inherently FUN, so let’s either police all genetic advantages like caliper-wielding phrenologists or let the 5 trans kids playing sports have a nice time.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He is! But I cannot find that quote, can you share? (I am working on something with his shitbaggiest quotes.)
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Xochi was the drag queen Alex Jones lost his shit over because she read to kids. So, we decided to put her on InfoWars.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does he have the restraint not to climb out and run amok???
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MADE IT OUT. Countdown begins to wake up. I feel like that Battlestar Galactica episode 33:33 where they only have 33 minutes to do anything before cylons show up
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lots of you have had similar experiences. Any tips? Gods to sacrifice to? Demons, even?
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really don’t think she is hitting REM. I am gonna quietly get up and see if I can make it out. Before this, she was never a light sleeper…I used her bathroom to shower bc it is nicer. Cats would come in, scream, leave…she wouldn’t stir.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I talked to her about converting her crib into a bed, but she oddly declined. She sounds like she wants a whole new bed but I cannot imagine the issue is the crib. She screamed in my ear on Thursday and now I have a wicked earache and am gonna go to urgent care tomorrow.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Update: she is exhausted. She fell asleep holding my hand but the second I got up hysterics started, and she threw everything out of her bed. We are down again, but she’s been waking up every hour or so and is apopletic if I’m not there.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did this with “nards” and I have to constantly explain myself.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are dorks, and they will always be dorks
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How old?
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, she has chronic ear infections but got tubes. She is MUCH crankier but is still herself. Her disposition is generally very outgoing and sunny and now she seems so sad.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do not think you are exaggerating AT ALL
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
INCREDIBLE. thank you
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this is my next step.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you so much, you are so great, I am glad to see you in my mentions!!!
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 19/09/2026
everyone be nice to Leila
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Omg jet is totally fighting god.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are they mostly well adjusted now? Did they ever go back to their bedroom or do you have like, aged pre-teens in your bedroom?
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you, hearing from you always gives me such a cheer
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think there is the introduction of real fear and I get why “little kid seeing things” is a legit horror trope because she keeps talking about the ghosts that keep her up, which I think are just thoughts? Or ghosts. Which would make this a whole new issue.
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyway, you people are all so nice and hearing your stories makes me feel less alone. So, thank you. And now I am too tired to finish this with any sort of poignant takeaway.
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