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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Here's a deep cut. Here's another. Yes up to about 900 now.

leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

From EX-Parrot Press: Flash fiction collection from the husabnd and wife duo Madeleine Swann and Bill Purnell, with art by Stephen Waring!! Grab your cups of tea and blankets made of slithering tentacles for warm embrace of Cozy Bizarro tales!! Release date 30th April!

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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

We went to a very silly exhibition on the occult that got stuff wrong and seemed to be AI, but made the best of it @lofiguyart.bsky.social @danibrown.bsky.social @chrismeekings.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social and Bill

Me, Dani and Chimpy by a big willied statue

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Failed bands I've been in: Motorcycle Suppository Bach in Thyme Box of Bastards We only actually have music for Bach in Thyme, and none ever went as far as gigs. I'm kind of glad because I never really learned how to play anything well, just passable.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The idea never fails. It's the execution that's lacking. Or the interest. Or the backlash. Or the colour. Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Stalingrad Sex Stallion; The apex of hope.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Two big secrets of life: 1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices. 2) Binary choices are a lie.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I hate the modern Internet, have you tried to watch the Goonies into today's day and age? Filth.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

That part in Back to the Future 2 with Doc connecting the wires to the Clocktower, but it's just connected to my Air Frier and its Feta Cheese puff pastry parcel night, baby!

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Spent a hour photoshopping so it looks likemy friend is about to smash a rabbit with a hammer. Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Eating spoonful of Nutella is considered OK, but the moment I crack out the salt, you all go mental.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Cosmic clown, an unfinished short story about a Clown struggling with being lost in space. It had zero dialog and had an Alien Circus... there wasn't much plot and the ending sort of just happened with him succumbing to the vacuum of space.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

So I watched the Mario Bros movie a few days ago for fun (Dennis Hopper is having so much fun) and watched double Dragon in our Bizarro watch party yesterday. Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Watching all the video game movies.... pray for me.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Broke ass bitch requires $3000 worth of Candles.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

You have the equivalent of a spoons weight in plastic in your brain. Get scoopin' !

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

That bit in Shrek where Fiona explodes a bird but she has a gun.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Letting the world know that being able to drink dairy is a privilege.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Opening up my inbox to submissions but only from those that have been previously dead. I repeat GHOSTS ONLY.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Close up shot of Danny Devito as he's suffering from food poisoning. Danny: I'm a Clam man.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

On the oddities of European holiday destinations that cater mostly to the English: They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have?

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Me vs the colour out of space. " Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Interesting fact: Batman's weakness is Kryptonite.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Think I found an easter egg in Vampire the Masquarade Bloodlines that no else has found... however it could have been from the patch I installed and not official. On the last mission, wait for bomb timer part, go back to start, wait until timer finishes, disco time.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Listen, top tip: My book makes a great source of fiber in your diet.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

This self help book "Gain self respect with nazi dogwhistles" really appeals to the middle aged, white fucks with low self esteem and hygiene issues.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Once again explaining burden of proof. If you make a statement, it's up to you to prove it. Not for me to prove you wrong. This is arguing 101.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

I'm getting fewer interactions on here than I did on Twitter. What am I, Elon Musk?

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

As a connoisseur of weird YouTube content, I've started looking deeper into the whole "Chaos magic" side of it. Let me tell you the inconsistency and vague proclamations these kinds of videos push out is astounding. You need a central logic, eg, a book. 5/7 would not manifest.

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Very British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

British terms of endearment for Valentine’s Day: - “You’re not all bad” - “I quite like you, in a way” - “I’ll let you buy the first round” - “Help yourself to chips” - “You daft sod” - “You’ll do” - “Come here, you idiot” - “You scrub up well” - “Tea?”

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

It's good to do things you're terrible at. Keeps you humble, keeps you human.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

If this is reality, then you can just inject me ass first into the matrix and just forget about me.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

My problem with tarted up language (Americans see ten dollar words) is very simple. What? Be clear and consise, my dude. To quote the harshest critic I ever met "Stop wanking over the thesaurus and get to the point" Poetry and Prose in a book *chefs kiss* on an Internet post, just...fuck off.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Recently went through a supreme bout of depression. Once again got through through strategic use of apathy. I found a potential cause of stress and refused to care about the surrounding factors. I'm not sure if this is healthy or not but at least I'm sleeping and eating properly again.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

With the price of eggs skyrocketing in America I fear for the collapse of the marginalised groups of bullies on Halloween. Is TP enough?

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Filling this up and just going to town blowing smoke in people's letter boxes.

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leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Fuck nazi's and fuck billionares. I'm not giving death threats because that's too quick. Get inventive people.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

They're playing Hoobastank at the dentist

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