leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Here's a deep cut. Here's another. Yes up to about 900 now. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/04/2026From EX-Parrot Press: Flash fiction collection from the husabnd and wife duo Madeleine Swann and Bill Purnell, with art by Stephen Waring!! Grab your cups of tea and blankets made of slithering tentacles for warm embrace of Cozy Bizarro tales!! Release date 30th April! 000
Reposted by @leighamshardlow.bsky.socialMadeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 21/02/2026We went to a very silly exhibition on the occult that got stuff wrong and seemed to be AI, but made the best of it @lofiguyart.bsky.social @danibrown.bsky.social @chrismeekings.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social and Bill 1111
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Failed bands I've been in: Motorcycle Suppository Bach in Thyme Box of Bastards We only actually have music for Bach in Thyme, and none ever went as far as gigs. I'm kind of glad because I never really learned how to play anything well, just passable. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The idea never fails. It's the execution that's lacking. Or the interest. Or the backlash. Or the colour. Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Stalingrad Sex Stallion; The apex of hope. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 11/07/2025It's ok to want to be a Nascar Driver. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Two big secrets of life: 1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices. 2) Binary choices are a lie. 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not. 020
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I hate the modern Internet, have you tried to watch the Goonies into today's day and age? Filth. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/07/2025That part in Back to the Future 2 with Doc connecting the wires to the Clocktower, but it's just connected to my Air Frier and its Feta Cheese puff pastry parcel night, baby! 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Spent a hour photoshopping so it looks likemy friend is about to smash a rabbit with a hammer. Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil. 020
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I have the moves like Jager: falling over myself, the colly wobbles, the slurred circles of regret... 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 24/05/2025"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. " 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Sorry I meant to say: ➡️🔆💠🔳🫖🍰 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Eating spoonful of Nutella is considered OK, but the moment I crack out the salt, you all go mental. 030
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I mean, it's not like they're gambling with their own money. I have it on good authority the artist funded the whole endeavour just to paint it. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My collection of cursed cubes 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"Who the fuck is Gabino?" Way to insult a cherish author mother. 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Cosmic clown, an unfinished short story about a Clown struggling with being lost in space. It had zero dialog and had an Alien Circus... there wasn't much plot and the ending sort of just happened with him succumbing to the vacuum of space. 020
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Cthulu all up on those beans. 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025It's not new. Couple of years old at this point. 110
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025So I watched the Mario Bros movie a few days ago for fun (Dennis Hopper is having so much fun) and watched double Dragon in our Bizarro watch party yesterday. Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving. 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Watching all the video game movies.... pray for me. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Broke ass bitch requires $3000 worth of Candles. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025You have the equivalent of a spoons weight in plastic in your brain. Get scoopin' ! 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025That bit in Shrek where Fiona explodes a bird but she has a gun. 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 26/03/2025youtu.be/X1HBIBXu7UY?...youtu.beIvan ooze smells fresh teensYouTube video by Zova Shaman 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Does Anna Taylor bring you joy? 020
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Letting the world know that being able to drink dairy is a privilege. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Opening up my inbox to submissions but only from those that have been previously dead. I repeat GHOSTS ONLY. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Close up shot of Danny Devito as he's suffering from food poisoning. Danny: I'm a Clam man. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025On the plus side: youtu.be/51L2KjxH9gE?...youtu.beWhat was the deal with DC's most infamous restaurant?YouTube video by FLESH SIMULATOR 110
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Unfortunately Tom Jones never gave us a timeline. He released an existential threat unto mankind, and we all live in perpetual fear of the Sex Bomb. 110
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025On the oddities of European holiday destinations that cater mostly to the English: They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Don't look at me like that, you've all thought about it. 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Would it shrink down to fit on Frodo's Johnson? 100
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have? 010
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Me vs the colour out of space. " Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face." 000
leighamshardlow.bsky.social @leighamshardlow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Haha, oh, no worries. It's hypothetical anyway. I've always included a clause that a contract is null and void if the author has used AI in any way to create their work. I was just curious. 010