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Cromulent Poster

@leftistvet.bsky.social
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Simpsons quotes, half remembered philosophy, moves like jaeger, golf course defiler, gluteus minimalist, ITYSL has become my entire personality.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Let them eat McDonald's
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Kinda glad about the Colbert news. Bring back the Colbert Report. He was way more raw and hard hitting in that show. CBS had him on a leash. Let that man cook!
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Pretty funny about Comey. He's the guy who arguably put Trump in power by opening up that investigation against Hillary in 2016 which lost her the election. Imagine if Trump sends Comey to El Salvador?! lol
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is rizzen! Happy 4/20!
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s a month since the administration detained and disappeared a green card holder, a lawful permanent resident. We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
If you're trying to forecast anything about this administration there has been only one reliable principle since the beginning and that's "It will be worse than you think"
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
ICE is complaining about being compared to Nazis because "they're just following the law". For the record, they are not following the law. It is unconstitutional to kidnap people and throw them in jail for free speech. ICE agents should be punished accordingly for this.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This guy was once banned from Twitter by Musk for posting child exploitation photos. He spread the crazy conspiracy that Hillary Clinton & Huma Abedin raped/abused little girls & used their skin as masks. Now he’s invited to the Trump White House. No words. You can’t even do an ‘Imagine if Biden…’
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just had the realization that once they deport millions of undocumented immigrants they'll open up the prisons to contract out the inmates to big ag and force the inmates at the barrel of a gun to work grueling labor for next to nothing. Y'all, they're going to bring back slavery, full stop.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hot take, but I think it would be a mistake to rebuild LA exactly the same as it was before the fires. Endless sprawl contributes massively to climate change. The owners should be fairly compensated but the sprawl should be replaced by high density housing serviced by robust public transit.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
RIP Jimmy. You were, in fact, not one of history's greatest monsters.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We shouldn't have term limits for politicians! It's up to the voters to decide who represents them. Meanwhile the average politician.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Anyone heard Joe Rogan's take on the United Healthcare CEO assassination? Seems that since his opinion is so valued he could either save Luigi or damn him. Crazy that the voice of a podcaster has so much sway but we are living in the dumbest timeline.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Kinda short for a manifesto. More of a manifestish.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Stompin' turts = Assassinating CEOs. Luigi was caught stompin' turts.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
People are shocked by what happened to the UnitedHealthcare CEO because they're so used to the rich getting away with murder and not being murdered. They're learning that the law of fuck around and find out is universal, unlike our healthcare system.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Normalize sending corporate executives to prison when they break the law.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Elon Musk has 12 kids and spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
No one on their death bed ever said they needed to hawk tuah and spit on that thang.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/11/2024
Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health theonion.com/fact-checkin...
Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health

-The Onion
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You know we could've had a Barbenheimer level event this weekend with the release of Gladiator II and Wicked. One for the dudes and the other for the ladies. But I guess no one could come up with a marketable portmanteau. Glacked or Widiator ain't putting butts in seats, people!
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I want my government to provide healthcare for its citizens, not bombs for genocide. It’s really that simple.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Price fixin' fries? That's a paddlin'.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I used to believe most people were inherently good which explained why we hadn't destroyed ourselves yet. Now I believe that most people desire an authority figure to keep them in line, whether that be the imaginary sky daddy or political strong man. This realization makes me very sad.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mmm mmm gotta have my pox.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/11/2024
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
They're skeeting the news, they're skeeting the memes, they're skeeting the pets on bluesky.
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Favorite thing to do at work right now is look at pictures of snowy mountain villages in the Bing image of the day archive.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
We have to remember that, traditionally, an incoming administration awards the various constituencies that got it elected with some sort of representation. So the tech bros get Elon, anti-vax freaks get RFK Jr, dog killers get Noem, white nationalists get Hegseth, pedophiles get Gaetz...
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Cromulent Poster @leftistvet.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Finally finished Tears of the Kingdom. Really could've used an everyone celebrating and dancing to jaunty music ending.
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