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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 9h

[drifting off to sleep and falling into a new dimension called ‘demon world’ where everything is trying to eat me] ah nuts

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

i wonder if Mr. Boombastic and the Hotstepper are friends in real life or if it's totally just an act they put on when i'm listening to both songs at the same time....

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17h

Stomping on Liberty Biberty and it sounds like crushing a bag of chips. Then you open him up and find out why: his body is mostly cartilage

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 17h

Good because I hate having stuff around my wrists but still like wearing a nice button down

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 17h

the first time that happened to me at work with a new printer I had to take a walk I got so mad

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 17h

flexing all my muscles as hard as I can whenever I walk through a cemetery so the ghosts who live there don’t mess with me

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 20h

me: “my god this character is terrifying. what’s his name?” stephen king: “the bungler” me: “c’mon man.” king: “mister badguy” me: king: “dark mcevil”

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

me, at bedtime: “goodnight sweet girl I love you very much and hope you have good doggy dreams.” me, when the puppy wakes me up at 2:15 to go outside: “I’m going to throw you in a dumpster.”

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Seeing the ever-escalating size of front yard Halloween skeletons better helps me understand the moai of Easter Island

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/01/2024

if i ever met Bart Simpsons i'd tell him the same thing i said to Mank: you're being rude

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it’s play time you sons a bitches

A very happy corgi sheltie mix dog with a ball in her mouth

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I better put some ketchup stains on my jeans and wear the boots I’ve had since high school

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

going to lunch with my old friend who is in town for the first time in years and I am dressed way too cute for a guy’s lunch.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this situation would fluster me so bad I’d end up driving the car into a tree

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

dog woke me up so I’m watching It Ends. right off the bat I appreciate that the curve in the road actually matches the brief flash of gps shown on screen. it’s a little thing but it’s a big thing, you know? means the people involved at least have an eye for detail.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yes, hello, ghostbusters? my neighbor gary is doing nude yoga on his front lawn again. I see. well I’d say this qualifies as something strange. very misleading jingle. only ghosts? that’s got to be a tough business. really you’re that busy huh? wow. never would’ve guessed. no offense. anyway

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it’s all being funneled into making cocaine with creatine

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don’t fuck with changelings, man, you just have to burn them shits with cold iron and be done with it.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

WHYYYYYYYYYY

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the new carrie tv show has opened my eyes to the world of modern online high school bullying and boy am I glad I graduated 25 years ago when the worst thing a person did on the internet was leave up an away message breaking up with you via dave matthews band lyrics

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

going to aa but for pizzeria style combos

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I gotta be honest if I had psychic powers I’d use them pretty much exclusively for crime

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

oh my god this show is going to be so stupid and I am going to watch the ever living shit out of it today

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Samantha Sloyan is putting in the good work with this one, and when did Matthew Lillard become a reassuring presence on screen? like if he’s there I trust it’ll be pretty good at least.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

watching the new Carrie tv show because after Doctor Sleep I trust Mike Flanagan to do something good with Stephen King stuff, but it’s starting off set in modern times which feels way, way wrong.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

will the stock market just crash already this is taking forever

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I am on the side of the ghosts should they ever decide to rise up against us, just getting that out there now.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

if ghosts are real they probably don’t like all the movies we’ve made about trying to bust them

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

me: “oh fuck this!” ted lasso, appearing beside me: “what’s the commotion Atlantic Ocean?” me: “the hell is going on” ted lasso, slowly growing in size: “you’re having a bad dream chili bean.” me: “oh god wake up wake up ted lasso, now house sized: “I am your God, I am your God, I am your God.”

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

HOROSCOPE: Take the high road. ME: Or suck my big fat chode you stupid bitch.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

she’s a god damn grown up dog now when did this happen and who do I complain to

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

had this in my head for years

The Adam Driver marriage store meme with Please Mr Kennedy and Uh Oh from Llewyn Davis

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

doing that thing where I’m remembering parts of a dream like it was real life and getting confused why I can’t talk to red birds

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I spent 19 days in heaven and met wilt chamberlain and we became best friends so he let me know that he was secretly jesus the whole time he was alive but he just felt like hooping and having as much sex as he could during his second coming. I was so mad when the doctors brought me back to life.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

very funny to me that ted lasso’s 4th season came and went without me hearing a word about it from anybody at all

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there’s a weird fascination with native americans in germany I’ve never been able to figure out but it’s a real thing over there

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

me: “I wish this puppy would give me some space once in awhile.” me, when the puppy is out of my sight: “hey where’d you go? what’re you doing? you need anything? want to hang out?”

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026

shimada in 13 Assassins holding up the “total massacre” banner only it’s captioned “hey, what are you guys up to after this?”

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

when you’re the most spoiled creature on earth

A puppy with a tennis ball in her mouth and her arm over her stuffed Halloween hippo

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

used to be you could own a home and put your kids through college off the salary of being a high school bully

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I knew we needed to get rid of the Southern Tier

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

used to be you could own a home and put your kids through college off the salary of being a high school bully

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it seems unfair that bird people get the pets that live an insanely long time. bird people? you’d think cats or dogs would’ve gotten the call there but no it’s birds, and some turtles.

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I kind of love how it looks like it may fall down at any given moment

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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

could convince me pretty easily my neighbor gary is some kind of frankenstein. the guy does a lot of shambling. hates being set on fire. unusual stuff.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026

I love the Trop, baseball should be played in more weird dumps

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