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LeBottomist (Em)

@lebottomist.bsky.social
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Emery. They/them. Spreadsheets, scrying, and sobbing. Just kinda here, got nothing to promote.

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get equipped with sludge person
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turns out I don’t need any weed at all to procrastinate on projects I care about great deal about and want to finish! I can (not) do things all on my own!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
take a look at my new book 🎉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cannot help but notice the difference between what happens when a “nice” guy with a public platform is outed as a predator vs. A trans woman…. Not excusing either in any way, just noticing the difference.
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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not doomed, I'm just late
A comic about feeling doomed. Bex is lay on the floor with her head down. She says,  "It's too late for me... I fucked everything up... I took too long..." She suddenly lifts her head and says, "then again, I'm always late..." Sitting up,  she says, "And it's usually fine..." Finally standing on her feet, she says, "So why am I worrying about it?"
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact that I keep dissociating every time I think About That too hard is probably a good hint that I simply do not need to have an opinion About That right now. I have too much to get done tonight to willingly keep setting off psychic damage bombs over and over for absolutely no one’s benefit!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know Twitter is the bad place and we’re Bad People if we still use it, but right now my for you tab is a non-stop firehouse of people talking about their experiences of rape and sexual assault on a level I haven’t seen since the beginning of MeToo. Fuckin hell man
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little dystopia, a little datopia. Yknow, whatever topias you got lying around will do.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Crimson Liar @crimliar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well I guess we'll be buying a different toothpaste from now on. It comes to something when your toothpaste brand supports radical anti-trans fanatics! www.colgatepalmolive.com/en-us/news/h...
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Harry Potter™ x Colgate: A Partnership Adding a Bit of Magic to Everyday Routines | Colgate-Palmolive
Colgate’s oral health partnership with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products (WBDGCP), on an innovative collection of Harry Potter-themed toothbrushes and toothpaste, aims to turn oral hygie...
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😩
Screencap of article from The Telegraph by Celia Walden:
Headline: “No, BBC. Bare nails are not racist”
“By promoting claims that naked manicures perpetuate white supremacy, the Beeb proves prejudice can be found in anything—even dead tissue”
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am quite happy to be mostly ignored here, but every now and then I do wish that even 1/20th of my followers were actually real. :/
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s a BBC article that (accurately) links the rise in the trend of “bare” nails to classism and white supremacy. Of course, the dumbest motherfuckers alive will read the headline and say “WHAT? HOW IS WEARING BARE NAILS FACSIST!?! THE LEFT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the same way that I’m annoyed by folks saying “POC” when they really mean “people of one particular race being discussed”, it bugs me when people say LGBT(QIA2S+) when they really mean only one of the groups in that acronym.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it’s been a decade since I last did burlesque, and I still find bits of glitter in odd places. 🥲
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s one thing that sort of bugs me about short-form videos reacting to other short form (rage bait) videos of things like ridiculous morning/skincare routines, “aesthetic” restocks, etc: why take any of them at their word? Yeah, it’s important to point out when shit’s excessive, but I wish more
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/09/2026
Hey what if you applied the same journalistic practice to literally anything that matters.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/09/2026
Peak “Where we’re at” is a story designed to be cruel to people already living on the margins being given so many resources that it breaks containment and lures in the crowd willing to financially support anyone being equally cruel to those they’ve deemed unworthy of any grace or kindness.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a game idea that is an extremely simple in concept, but i genuinely have no idea how I could possibly create it myself. Unfortunately, this might bother me for the rest of my life if I don’t figure it out at some point. 😭
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve had my phone for only two years and been pretty religious about using low power mode and turning off Bluetooth and location services, and yet I’m seeing a pretty drastic decrease in battery life just as I’ve paid off my phone. :/
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok, LOGICALLY I understand that 2006 was 20 years ago, that the number 2026 is exactly 20 more than 2006, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME DUDE BORN WHEN I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL IS A WHOLE AS ADULT NOW!??
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing folks surprised by Macklemore’s recent shows of decency, but it seems like everyone forgot about Hind’s Hall? Wasn’t that only a couple of years ago? (But also holy shit, how has it already been a couple of years!?!)
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You gotta be willing to say "I loved it, it meant a lot to me, I tossed it all out in the trash where it belongs" if you want to avoid eventually finding yourself being loud and weird after the next piece of shit is revealed.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I never liked their stuff in the first place" when said of people outed as shitheads, is self-soothing. What the person is actually saying is "therefore the stuff I like must be made by good people" It's them, comforting themselves that their faves are not also monsters.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All jokes about the day aside, it’s hard to believe it’s already been a year. Time flies like a bullet.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How is it that the pathetic patch of hair on my chin that grows so slowly I need to shave it less than once a week also grows fast enough to be stubbly by end of the business day when I do finally shave? 🤔
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to stay optimistic about the OoT remake, but I find so many aspects of the design to be really uncanny and inconsistent. Also not sure about the voiced lines alongside an implied-speaking-silent-protag.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Extremely unimportant pet peeve: why do you even have voicemail if you’re going to call back without listening to anyone’s messages?
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I will be the first to admit that I do sometimes still listen to limp bizkit. But I’ll also be the first, as someone who still listens to the hits, to point out that 99% of their catalog stands up about as well as a house of cards in the middle of a tornado. 😂 Still love the songs I love anyway.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hope my old Cirque du Soleil dvds still work. I’ll be getting all my stuff from storage soon and I know I’ve got those in my pile of junk somewhere.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heaven gotta be throwing the most amazing party rn. 😔
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ten years ago I saw Kit Harington in Doctor Faustus. At the time, I thought he was poorly cast as a man who makes a deal with the devil.
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fantasy game.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
get equipped with nice dude
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
get equipped with master thief
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You may cringe at “heckin chonky pupperino epic bacon” type language of yesteryear, but it truly has nothing on tiktok self-censorship speak of today, man.
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I still don’t like living in the middle of nowhere, NB but when I have to take the highway for some reason, I really can’t get over how damn beautiful all the forested hills are.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 12/08/2026
New rule: no more comments or headlines about trans women in the WNBA until there actually is one
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Important here is the gentry's awareness — across their divides — of their shared interests. More awareness of racism, abuse, class, transphobia combined with 2020's pandemic solidarity and uprisings were seen as very real threats. So conservative, liberal, even left gentry go rabidly "anti-woke."
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally saw a cybertruck out in the wild. Ugliest thing on wheels I’ve ever seen
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LeBottomist (Em) @lebottomist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I only now remembered that microwave mug cake exists if I want it to and i think my whole life is about to change.
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