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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"she didn't really say that" ah but her *money* did. and also she did
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ohh god im so sorry oomfie :((
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if you saw me post this and then delete it because of a minor typo in the alt text no you didnt #poetry
collage poem assembled from junk mail that reads:

recalling sweeter days
a time before the end
watching for the bomb that's never coming
demise from within
long since set in motion
lining up for a ticket out
fear is a product
we are our own undoing
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
something something america #poetry
collage poem assembled from junk mail that reads:

good people
their hearts stolen
lost somewhere along the way
hopes crushed into pulp
minds closed off from a better life
no love for their brothers
only a deep lingering discomfort
never knowing who's next
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
im happy with this one i guess ill use a hashtag about it #poetry
collage poem assembled out of junk mail that reads:

offer us your unwavering loyalty
pay no mind to those below the line
they had their chance and blew it
feral heathens in a rat race
but you were born for so much more
born to reap the benefits
give up your soul
and the world is your reward
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i admitted myself to the mental hospital just over a month ago and it did me no good. here's a poem i made about it when i got back.
collage poem made from junk mail that reads:

too trusting of pest control
greeted with cold impersonal smiles
prove yourself a good boy
get put back where you started
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh thank you so much!!! :D sorry i didn't see this earlier i don't check this site much
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
so uh i make poems sometimes. ive never posted em publicly cause i dont really use public accounts anymore. i particularly enjoy making collage poetry out of junk mail. i might post more from the backlog but for now here's one i think is fitting with pride month approaching. enjoy. or don't.
poem assembled from cutouts of junk mail that reads:

families being pushed to the edge in vulnerable uncertainty,
a growing rushing hunger to blame
keep IT away from my children
God's love is a cold dark compassion
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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
STOP TELLING ME AI IS THE FUTURE OH MY GOD
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Jessie !! 🆒️🎑 @bigmoneydeluxe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
WHATS HAPPENING
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Jessie !! 🆒️🎑 @bigmoneydeluxe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm an artist I can do whatever I want #FireEmblem
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Cricket @strangereigns.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My friend stumbled upon a pre-transition Facebook profile of mine, including a photo and my full deadname, which quickly evolved into referring to sending me a few bucks on PayPal as "sending money to your hot sister"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
i don't want it now i don't want it when it looks better i don't want it even though celebs shill for it i don't want it despite the billions spent to push it i don't want to look at it, read it, talk to it, deal with it i just don't want to interface with it in any way, simple as
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
hows the trans infighting over here how bad is the bullshit fed discourse on this site
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Conscious Reminder - 16x22” acrylic on canvas. Available.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026
Another day and another reminder USAmericans don’t care about Arab lives
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026
I really hate how whether Arab lives matter is framed as a critique on imperialism. Arab lives matter more than whatever academic debate. Arabs have rich lives. They have friends, families, loves. They have dreams and hopes. Why do I care so much? Ask yourself what the US did to my Libyan siblings
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
white people be like I have a hotdiggetydemon clip that summarizes recent events
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Jeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 20/05/2026
Gaysian is when your dad is Asian and your other dad is gay.
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this and tumblr are the only two public social media accounts i have anymore and i use neither of them... what if i posted my poetry somewhere everyone could actually read it though...
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
OH yeah i remember seeing that one!!
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Diana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you ban trans people from having rights next people will want to marry their dogs
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Diana Fire @boo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The way men who misgender trans women are so eager to replace biological (cis and trans) women with AI and robots shows that their answer to the question "what is a woman" is just whatever woman-shaped object they feel entitled to control.
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
oh my fucking god it was actually 6 months (again)
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
why did i open this website
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i dont wanna get flagged for this one
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
if any of u dont know what im referencing with that last sentence then good youre better off
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
hmmmm i should probably make a pinned skeet but also cloudflare is back up so i dont fucking care enough to do that right now. thank god for elon musk (and his shitpost memes) (x is the home for free speech)
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
so ill probably not really be around until the ban takes effect. i do miss having public social media though so who knows maybe ill come to like it here but i dont plan on moving full-time just yet. despite xitter being a n4zi cesspool it still has an irreplaceable charm from the other users
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
anyway im gonna try to be on here more often starting soon cause theyre requiring ID for social media in australia but bluesky is allegedly not going to be affected? im in the US but ive got an australian oomfie i dont wanna lose contact with <3 hi ciel
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
oh my fucking god it was actually 6 months
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jeff bezos fart fanfiction @leakyrectum.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
cloudflare broke hi everyone
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Bandanas!
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Bubsy Wubsy, Esq. 🇵🇸 @vonryansexpress.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If you have to sell your labor for a living, you are working class. You can be a class traitor like cops, you can earn a lot more than other laborers, but if your livelihood depends on selling your labor & said livelihood doesn’t come from the exploitation of others’ labor, you’re working class.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 26/04/2025
I need non-USAmericans to start loudly going “wow you’re from the U.S.? I love grand theft auto” or “wow is it like Glee?” “Oh I know a lot about the U.S. from all of the times I watched Days Of Our Lives. You guys have a lot of twins”
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Jamal abu hashem🇵🇸 @jamalzuhir.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s my birthday 🎂, today Im officially 24 I really don’t know when I got bigger and this is the second year under gencide, my only wish this gencide end, if there is anyone need to send my any gift this is my gofund for my family donate to help us ♥️ gofund.me/a625d5ba
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