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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

@leafdebrief.com
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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻 with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯 come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper — he/him/that)

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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 20/02/2025
adding lights in pink and green, LED “noodle” type. 420am progress photos
Closeup of Mary statue with pink neon lights in halo around her with wiggly shapeBack of statue, showing transparency and dollar bills inside resin fillFully light piece, with pink on top and green on bottom. Jasper’s messy work desk in background
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/02/2025
u wanna hit this or?
Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/02/2025
none yet but it is quite warm 🤭
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/02/2025
i am infatuated
Jasper’s fancy new battery testing rig, finally hooked up to power and doing a full run of 8 simultaneous tests on various 18650 lithium batteriesClose up view of the testing rig’s slick LCD display with very scientific looking graphs and numbers laid out haphazardly
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
listen. listen. i don't know SHIT. but YOU do. so go do it. fuckin hero.
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mark (and his) dope devices 🇨🇦 @dopedevices.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Good morning #gromies. Checked on the grow room today. Pic doesn’t show it but my bean is starting to wake up. Herb dryer is sitting in the right environment. I rotated the top tray to the bottom and plan to do that rotate morning and night. Let’s grow! #growyourown #homegrow #cannabis
Cannabis seed in a shot glass full of water
Hygrometer showing 16C and 60% RH by the diy herb dryer
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 16/02/2025
minus the theological stuff, this question keeps me awake at night
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 16/02/2025
just self soothing through panic attacks as the inevitable barrels closer
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You fool! Your weak desire for ordered space is no match for this pile of sentimental crap!
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 16/02/2025
white frosty cover on all the plants has never looked so goddamn grim #highku
Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
unequivocally agree. it takes a very human kind of suffering to make a good meme and it shows in the product
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
this brought a modicum of joy to my cold cisgender heart 🥹 the contrast of the fit with the cholo goatee is just ~mwah~. thanks for your positivity Fred
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
sorry i’ve been watching 2000s reruns of japanese variety shows lately and they throw a lot of things at each other, obsessed
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
fun fact: if i could throw a lit lightbulb at your face it would appear slightly more blue-shifted due to the Doppler effect. now accepting participants
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
that’s very charitable and very sweet of you to say ♡ thank you
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
hard same. in that note, i have technically heard your voice.. it was just a Doppler-shifted yelp of my name from a vehicle tho
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
when i reach one thousand follows on this app i plan to renounce all my worldly possessions to go live in a tree to learn to play the penny whistle, you will never hear from me again probably
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Eventually we achieve 10 billion irreconcilably unique worldviews and the species can finally ascend.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
fabulous 😮 i’ve never seen such a technique. a nice spin on the traditional “attacked by a kraken” pattern
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
is that… heart shaped cupping?? 😦
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
i wondered if that was an intentional bit.. i feel like i’d be able to read your comedy easier if i heard it in your voice
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
sometimes my google photos will make compilation albums for me and they are just 25+ photos of buds
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
dear fellow cis friends in hetero relationships; does being on bsky ever make you feel like the goats that zoos keep around to beef up the presence of more interesting animals? how are we so boring
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmother’s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
wait how is that a positive 😭
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 26/12/2024
rose are red my knees are sore,
“Do not vomit or poop on the floor”, Japanese signage insists
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
you look like i need a drink
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
you're not the first to try to get me on this one... how has it aged? honestly
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
i spent the entire spring and summer collecting + pressing pretty flowers so i wouldn't run out of materials to make paintings with in the winter and then spent the entire winter too depressed to muster up a single painting. i think that counts as ironic on the Morisette scale
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s l i m e ✨ (they/he) @slimefunction.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
friendly reminder to add alt text to your images to show you care about disabled inclusivity! inclusivity is super sexy, so you better be being sexy (by adding alt text!)
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WhatsMyPot ☮️ @whatsmypot.com · 14/02/2025
love day here again get her some purple flowers both pretty and fun #highku
ideogram v2: A photo of a heart-shaped cannabis bud placed in the center of a red silk background. The cannabis bud is a range of greens with orange and purple highlights. Surrounding the heart-shaped bud are branches of cannabis flowers. The overall image has a vintage feel, with visible texture on the silk.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
just found out that Asia never made rock candy in elementary science classes, and as a direct result of that, had no knowledge about how supersaturated solutions form precipitates. had to explain the whole thing, her mind is blown do science experiments w ur kids folks, it does help 🔬
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
always and forever ♡
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
roses are cliché so i rolled you this bouquet inhale my feelings #highku
A large chunk of cannabis rolled up into paper shaped like a bouquet with tiny lace trim as decoration, and a vinyl figure of Ai Hoshino from Oshi No Ko making a winking face and “heart hands” gesture
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ᵀᴴᴱꀤNGᒪOᖇIOᑌᔕ¹🇨🇦 @inglorious.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It's important to get back to basics, especially with the state of everything. So I'm celebrating THIS this #ValentinesDay. #VDay❤️ #Puke :)
Valentine's Day is so commercial, lets not lose track of the real meaning of this special day

The day native Hawaiians stabbed James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 14th 1779 ❤️❤️❤️
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WhatsMyPot ☮️ @whatsmypot.com · 14/02/2025
premium weed comes with free genetics
a lot of fucking seeds

Carmel - Candy Gas Face
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Dawn Can't Feed Cats @daybreakstations.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My favorite thing is seeing mutual aid need quotes quoting a deleted thing because of the need being met. It's so freaking cool
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
yes fr fr that was it. i found it. you’ve succeeded in an area Randy never did: finding a Sunny clip i’m actually familiar with youtu.be/4_odEHGgmR0?...
youtu.be
The Gang suffering from Alcohol Withdrawal
YouTube video by Shiki
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
wait a sec… was the booze stashed in a cleaning product bottle?? i feel like this might be one of the few clips i’ve actually seen lmao
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
significantly less energy efficient. imagine sucking honey through a straw. difficult to pressurize
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
worse i’m afraid
media.tenor.com
a man is wearing a headset and pointing at something while talking about towels .
Alt: Animated footage of Vince, the “shamwow” guy from infomercials, saying “You wanna talk about towels?”
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
whoever said "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" has obviously never tried my totally portable 300psi vinegar pressure sprayer cannon (patent pending)
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
i am emotionally invested in the outcome of Pop Tart
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
me: "oh jeez i have chills and cold sweats and i can't eat anything, i must be getting sick" also me: (smokes first weed of the day and feels perfectly absolutely fine within 10 minutes)
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
ok this is just snark to not be taken seriously but: a person who is that neurotically obsessed with smoke inhalation should be vaping
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
and that's science-backed
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RiotDad @riotdad.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oi, just got home from work and the comrades @vancouverma.bsky.social are already out doing the thing. So many are unable to go to shelters for various reasons. These folks are out in the cold and at serious risk of hypothermia please help if you can. Tell them riot dad sent you.
Image shows the back of a minivan full of 16 propane tanks. Text reads filling 16 propane tanks for homeless folks. Any money help fill them is greatly appreciated. Send money to NotNeutral on Cash app or Venmo. You can help save a life today.
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