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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻 with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯 come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper — he/him/that)

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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 20/02/2025
adding lights in pink and green, LED “noodle” type. 420am progress photos
Closeup of Mary statue with pink neon lights in halo around her with wiggly shapeBack of statue, showing transparency and dollar bills inside resin fillFully light piece, with pink on top and green on bottom. Jasper’s messy work desk in background
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/02/2025
u wanna hit this or?
Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/02/2025
i am infatuated
Jasper’s fancy new battery testing rig, finally hooked up to power and doing a full run of 8 simultaneous tests on various 18650 lithium batteriesClose up view of the testing rig’s slick LCD display with very scientific looking graphs and numbers laid out haphazardly
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 16/02/2025
white frosty cover on all the plants has never looked so goddamn grim #highku
Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/02/2025
The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmother’s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 14/02/2025
roses are cliché so i rolled you this bouquet inhale my feelings #highku
A large chunk of cannabis rolled up into paper shaped like a bouquet with tiny lace trim as decoration, and a vinyl figure of Ai Hoshino from Oshi No Ko making a winking face and “heart hands” gesture
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 13/02/2025
the PCB itself was designed in EasyEDA (screenshot below) and then sent off to JLCPCB to be actually printed! the parts i have on hand, and those are all hand-soldered by yours truly before sending them off to happy new homes
Screenshot of EasyEDA software with PCB design of the grow light business card laid out in beautifully clashing CAD colours
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 11/02/2025
here’s what i was using before for reference (a measly 2 channels)
Jasper’s old battery test rig, which only has places to test 2 batteries at a time instead of the new and improved 8
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 11/02/2025
(new gear) we are gonna test so many discarded vape batteries with this rig
An 8-channel lithium battery charge-discharge capacity test rig, fresh out of the box
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 05/02/2025
840 is secret bonus stage 420
Jasper bids you a lovely Wednesday from within his morning cloud of emotional support weed by using an affirming “thumbs up” symbol and a smile whose breadth is only limited by the joint he is holding in his teeth. The sun is shining brightly!
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 04/02/2025
mfw you request that i just accept disposable vapes as an indomitable reality of the cannabis industry
Hanako from Asobi Asobase making a cutesy "hands under chin" face and gently smiling, with "I refuse ♡" written in kana, English subtitle for the kana, and subtitle for closed caption
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 04/02/2025
fret + collect + repeat! as always,
"Thanks for the batteries", spelled out in neon acrylic letters, surrounded by a pile of recovered batteries from disposable vapes found on the ground
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 04/02/2025
i think i was mistaking this one
Song by Brand New titled “Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don’t”
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 04/02/2025
tiny bills separated and crumpled meticulously by hand
Jasper’s gigantic hand separating neatly bound stacks of tiny 1:12 scale American dollar billsA closeup of the thousands of tiny bills that needed to be separated
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 04/02/2025
here’s the top chunk of a piece i’m working on, a decorative lamp (“Our Lady Of Skrilla”, working title)
A transparent resin cast of a Virgin Mary statuette, filled with miniature American dollar billsBottom of the cast, showing detail of individual dollar faces inside the statuette
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 03/02/2025
hey wow we did it!!! awful 👍
Screenshot clip of LD profile page showing 10 thousand posts were reached recently The “Wow! More trash!” stamped cardstock sign featured in countless LD photo shoots, with a 298 yen price tag affixed to the corner
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 03/02/2025
retvrn
Cover of “Mario Teaches Typing”, a typing game for MS-DOS released in 1997
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 24/01/2025
just sent this to my mom and she said i look, and i quote, “very dapper”. bless her heart
Jasper about to go out for a joint and making a gape-jawed eyes-crossed face so that he looks as though he was just hit over the back of the head with a baseball bat, wearing a propeller hat for added derp effect
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 24/01/2025
artist's depiction of me taking my heart back from the post i just liked bc they forgot the alt text
Little cartoon duckling from Looney Toons packing a suitcase up with heart emojis
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 24/01/2025
it’s mostly just my breath in the cold maybe
Jasper disappearing behind a thick trail of smoke that could be argued is at least partially coming off of his morning joint of weed cannabis
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 24/01/2025
but yeah the Senshi fanservice is canon
Comparison of Dungeon Meshi manga and animation, demonstrating unwavering commitment to getting lots of ass time for everyone’s favourite gourmand dwarf
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 24/01/2025
found this Luigi catnip toy at the pet store today and thought of u ♡
A crudely knit likeness of Luigi (from Super Mario Bros) hiding in a bin of other crudely knit but less bootlegged catnip toys
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 20/01/2025
now hol’ on one second
Articuno pokemon with striking resemblance of body shape to the fire bird in the original postMoltres pokemon to demonstrate that the body shape of the fire bird in the original post is unmistakably bootleg Articuno
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/01/2025
sativa for lunch
A chunk of Nugz Sativa sitting in a mini instant ramen bowl with an LD rolling tray on the ground and Jasper’s caricature stamp in the background
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/01/2025
it’s a spork technically but
Jasper’s favourite spoon is a childrens’ spork  with a chonky plastic handle that features graphics of colourful hearts and a teddy bear with the words “I ♡ Ted” in all-caps comic sans
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 19/01/2025
please remain seated and keep your safety belt on during our liftoff ~ sunday morning #highku ~
Jasper’s face getting lost in a thick clouds of cannabis smoke blown out from the joint in his mouth. He is wearing a small and tightly fitted propeller hat with a short brim on his head and a shit-eating grin on his face
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 18/01/2025
what do you mean you’ve never heard of Super Sampop
Jasper holding some dodgy discounted Halloween candy he found at the grocery store on Monday, a jumbo size lollipop with gum in the middle, called “Super Sampop”, whatever that means. Lil Nug the cat is peeking in from the corner suspicious of the offside confectionery
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 18/01/2025
yusssss rally the troops!! i’m telling Asia as soon as she wakes up so someone can hold us to it
Sailor Moon in USSR regalia style magic girl uniform, raising one arm and shouting, with glowing white eyes
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 18/01/2025
sunset laser cannon w particle emitter for realistic dust and snow running at 60fps or whatever the framerate for life usually is
Tonight’s sunset, which made a weird beam of orange light shooting upwards from the horizon just as the sun was disappearing behind a row of suburban flats. Tiny flecks of snow reflect orange in the foreground. Kablammo!
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
1. how the fuck does this app still not have drafts 2. why the fuck does the microcopy still imply it does 3. where the fuck am i supposed to put all this trash
Bsky dot app’s “Discard draft?” dialog, which reads “Are you sure you'd like to discard this draft?” in spite of the fact that there has assuredly never been such a feature in production. Heavy question marks added in edit for emphasis
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
Q: what weighs more a gram of weed or a gram of cash A: 420 blaze it nerd~lmaaaao
A miniature of an antique set of scales and weights, with one side of the scale filled with miniature stacks of dollar bills and the other holding a single giant (in relative terms) nug of cannabis. The cannabis is weighing the scale down more. The foreground has a miniature LD rolling tray with tiny rolling papers and tiny joint in progress, the background has a Peko-chan bobble head peeking out from behind the cash.Jasper slurping back the sweet smokey nectar of a full size (non-miniature) joint rolled partially from the weed in the previous photo. He is mid cough with glasses tilted awkwardly, and the photo has been edited with lots of little heart/rainbow/flower emojis surrounding his head.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
i had to really dig for this photo but—
Wide angle photo of Asia in a black bunny suit in the center of the Leaf Debrief living room headquarters (aka hers and Jasper's apartment); she has recently fired off a confetti launcher and is wincing and/or grimacing at the massive amount of confetti about to fall all over the living room and coat every inch of floor.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
pigeon biodiversity
A stunningly white pidge leaning into a crowd of other much greyer and ordinary pidges eating something off the groundA lone plump pidge with its face tucked into its chin for warmth; white head with grey specks on face with light grey and black striped wing, white tail with black racing stripe
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
bunny suit >>>
Panel from My Dress-up Darling manga; Marin Kitagawa closeup with a crazed look in her eyes, her speech bubble reads "Cos everybunny loves bunnies!!"
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
photos of Asia smiling in various places, Japan
Asia giggling at a giant (life size??) Gundam statue outside a mall near Tokyo BayAsia striking a modeling pose in front of a really long staircase surrounded by tropical looking foliageAsia standing at the top of a terrifyingly steep alleyway overlooking the Chatan area in Okinawa, smiling nervously
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
vibe check
Jasper smoking a morning doob in a shoddy horseface mask
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
but i still have both your EPs buddy. if you see this, i hope you’re doing fuckin great
Two hand-drawn, hand-burned CDs of original furry metal/rap by Kawazu Awazili aka Blue Moon Racoon
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 17/01/2025
making mail again
A couple of tiny paper bags stamped with a gold embossed LD emblem and the word “bootleg”, both stuffed full with a tiny bit of pink wrapping paper sticking out the tops
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 16/01/2025
Panel from Nichijou manga. First panel, Misato Tachibana is raising a pistol. Second panel, closeup of pistol in hyper-realistic detail. Third panel, Koujirou Sasahara taking a giant teddy bear mask off his head, only neck visible. Final panel, Tachibana standing on a desk pointing the pistol at Sasahara with bear mask, seated at the desk. The panel has been edited to read "the alt text reminder stays on during sex".
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/01/2025
new mug who dis
Jasper’s new coffee mug, which is rounded and has Peko-chan’s face on it with “Peko” written in loopy cursive letters. The handle is read and has a little ceramic Milky candy on the top of the loop.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 15/01/2025
the first weeds i have acquired since returning to canada are: Nugz “indica” and “sativa”. because i crave the nostalgia of simplicity
A chunk of “indica” sitting on its Mylar bag, looking extraordinarily regularA chunk of “sativa” sitting on it’s Mylar bag, looking slightly longer than its counterpart but still undeniably regular
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 11/01/2025
smoke’m if you gottem
Souvenir figure of a bear paddling a Canadian flag canoe from Jasper, Alberta (given to Jasper by a friend). The canoe contains a newly rolled tiny joint, whose size is due to Jasper’s still-low tolerance after a month in Japan
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 11/01/2025
cc: @moderation.bsky.app this is my second report. not sure what you consider impersonation but this is pretty cut and dry to me. (here’s my mail in case you need “proof” that i am me lmao)
Jasper’s second report to Bsky moderation asking for an impersonator account to be removed for impersonation Jasper’s mail (address redacted) showing he is indeed Jasper and this is weird of Bsky moderation service to not consider impersonation
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 10/01/2025
just a few things we found (leftover japan pics)
Asia standing in front of a statue that features what appears to be two solid white humanoid figures in a “wheelbarrow” position where one pushes the other around on their hands by holding their legs; however, Asia’s placement makes it look like a totally sincere “doggy-style” position instead .A sign with directions to the “Tobacco & Salt Museum” (a well known and time honoured combination) (?)Asia standing in front of a giant fluffy Catbus statue in the center of a life-size My Neighbour Totoro diorama
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 10/01/2025
settings menu > accessibility can help here, just gotta hit the switch
The Bluesky settings panel’s Accessibility section, showing the “Require alt text before posting” option, which is a great way to make sure you don’t accidentally create a post that doesn’t contain it and then have to deal with the ole “i can’t delete this now because it has likes” scenario
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 10/01/2025
we’re back in canada. have proof
A couple of souvenir Peko-chan tchotchkes standing around a quaint but robust nugget of Real Cannabis, which should serve as an indication that Jasper has returned to a country where he will not be jailed for smoking it
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 09/01/2025
i see your 50 and raise you a 122
1913 Science Notes and News article, reads:
“Coal consumption affecting climate.
“The furnaces of the world are now burning about 2,000,000,000 tons of coal a year. When this is burned, uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly.
This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the earth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries.
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 08/01/2025
sry for the hetero-monogamy posting but honestly i’d break everything if i knew it meant it would keep her safe
A photo of the most wonderful and beautiful person in the world, and Jasper standing awkwardly beside her, just hoping with all he has that it might last forever
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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · 08/01/2025
I have come! in Onsen…!!!
Another keychain featuring a clumsy translation (quoted in post) that definitely would have you kicked out of the onsen
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