jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes) 0111
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules 2101
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 12/09/2025shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you 060
Reposted by jeff heavydogjeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025not nearly enough dead ceos today cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2276
Reposted by jeff heavydogjeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/07/2025rest in piss bozo 624811
Reposted by jeff heavydogit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 21/08/2025when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin 5236340
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/08/2025we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch 050
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 07/08/2025people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in 050
Reposted by jeff heavydogthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2025great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists 232307566
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off always here for your pissposting needs 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 11/07/2025dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna dun dun dun dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS! 010
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 10/07/2025WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!? 060
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 03/07/2025you are weary of the news i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible we are not the same 1131
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 02/07/2025but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now 170
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 30/06/2025no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/06/2025cut my life into pieces this is my final option 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/06/2025andrew cummo sticky bummo loser energy maximummo 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 20/06/2025urethral stretching ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE 040
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 09/06/2025i'm not even putting ice in my fuckin DRINKS anymore it's fuck ice forever babyyyyyyyyy 824919
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 28/03/2025in the words of the immortal Pete & Bas: grab a hammer then squeeze 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 27/03/2025some of you talk like you're preparing for a debate as to which particular sort of tyrant you'd rather live under lmao you should be ashamed of yourselves you dumb fucking pissbabies 030
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025girl who introduces herself as a muggle but never elaborates 040
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025the "democrat party"? you mean the chickenshit loser party of dorks? 030
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025the Overton Window should be pulled left until an idea like "punch Nazis" is the lamest, tamest start to the discussion and not a hot-button issue 1130
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025i don't hate jazz but telling me to listen for the notes you're not playing is just gonna make me wanna punch you in your dissonant face 050
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025well if i don't have a gun what the fuck was i SUPPOSED to bring to the fight damn 010
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025waking up in a panicked sweat to thoughts of canadian drop bears 020
jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/03/2025a sub Marine, you say? always loved a man in uniform, yes? well? 040