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jeff heavydog

@jeffheavydog.bsky.social
6.8K followers 16K following 735 posts

manicposting pixie dream guy. "quality assurance" aka thing-breaker. he/him but not fussy about it. failed writer. old nerd. on a radicalization journey. some may find me annoying, and that is okay. mischief cryptid. shitposter semifinalist.

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
well i nevuh. smh. tarnation.
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oui! ouioui!
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
scandinavian scan dis avian
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
shit AGAIN? fuck.
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
well. shit.
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
well well well
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
lookie lookie who's got the cookie
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
one cannot gay wrong (?)
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
arf
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
not nearly enough dead ceos today cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
rest in piss bozo
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
and this is the thanks i get!? (na na na na)
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
thin line between yeet and skeet dangerous
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
ow cramps
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
GRITS?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off always here for your pissposting needs
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
rest in piss bozo
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna dun dun dun dunna dun, dun-dun dun dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i'm not your buddy, fuckhead
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
you are weary of the news i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible we are not the same
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
hut hut HIKE
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
cut my life into pieces this is my final option
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
andrew cummo sticky bummo loser energy maximummo
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
welcome to jackass
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
pish pash posh i'm in the sauce!!!
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
urethral stretching ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
i'm not even putting ice in my fuckin DRINKS anymore it's fuck ice forever babyyyyyyyyy
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i dont know anymore thanks for all the fish
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
dr6unufyn5rnr5ybrynftubtfj
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
in the words of the immortal Pete & Bas: grab a hammer then squeeze
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
some of you talk like you're preparing for a debate as to which particular sort of tyrant you'd rather live under lmao you should be ashamed of yourselves you dumb fucking pissbabies
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
girl who introduces herself as a muggle but never elaborates
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Rorschach:
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
the "democrat party"? you mean the chickenshit loser party of dorks?
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
the Overton Window should be pulled left until an idea like "punch Nazis" is the lamest, tamest start to the discussion and not a hot-button issue
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i don't hate jazz but telling me to listen for the notes you're not playing is just gonna make me wanna punch you in your dissonant face
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
well if i don't have a gun what the fuck was i SUPPOSED to bring to the fight damn
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
waking up in a panicked sweat to thoughts of canadian drop bears
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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
a sub Marine, you say? always loved a man in uniform, yes? well?
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