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Lazlo Raccoon

@lazloraccoon.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 furry. 28. Rocket Raccoon is my husband.

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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would let Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner spit roast me
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lanterns is lowkey a Surf Dracula
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw a white woman with dreds
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Republican senators are more concerned with their pilots being furries than the president being a pedophile
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Regina George is Patrick Bateman for gays.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does anyone else think Kyle Chandler looks like Columbo?
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Gareth @therealfta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Godzilla and Kong are FINALLY gonna fuck!
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think he could beat Goku
The last thing you see before death
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest movie I’ve ever seen in my life
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
 fipindustries on tumblr:

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general,
they're overdone and simply not as good as the original.
They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction’s always slurry when they rush the
complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn
it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they
keep just making more and more, please someone stop
the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable,
they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable,
in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i
cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Every movie is secretly The Odyssey
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fireflies by Owl City is like the autism national anthem
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I made chocolate mousse
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Reverse Pinocchio where everyone is played by Muppets except Pinocchio until the end of the movie.
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I keep having dreams where I’m lost at the grocery store. What could it mean?
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’m gonna eat your ass like candy
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month
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Drake (Lycan Subscribe) @trailerdrake.com · 30/05/2026
I think that the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience had a bigger cultural impact than Timothy Chalamet's Wonka movie.
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hating furries is cringe
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Jacklled @jacklled.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wolf and Fox from that one show
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 24/05/2026
another satisfied customer 😌🍽️
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m so horny I could die
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Best adaptation of The Odyssey wrong answers only
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Spongebob & Patrick Goofy Goober Ice Cream
ALT: Spongebob & Patrick Goofy Goober Ice Cream
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The internet is being flooded with slightly more Fox McCloud fanart than usual
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dressing up like a pizza and going to a furry convention
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So now that Coyote v. Acme is finally being released, does that mean Batgirl has a chance?
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m going to suck your dick til it pops.
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Why do all the hot guys live so far away 😩
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Currently pooping on company time
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I heard something tapping on my window and I know it was probably just a bird or something but what if it’s a man with sharp teeth who wants to wear my skin
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
my love language is "fuck you. kill yourself"
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I would let Tom Kenny wreck my shit
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Happy International Women’s Day to Chaka Khan
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tonight’s the blood moon! What are werewolves up to tonight?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Prince Andrew in the back of the parasite car
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Morally Dubious Lagomorph is performing tonight
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Capitalism is antithetical to democracy
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/02/2026
under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
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Lazlo Raccoon @lazloraccoon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Happy Black History Month
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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