iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Does anyone in Portland go to the Be Weird Festival?

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Adding “light B&E” to my resume tonight after telling my wretched neighbor to get lost while wrestling with a crowbar

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

God bless old Mercedes owners who spent time on auto forums. Truly the best corner of the internet.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This, plus the team coming out ahead in the decision is floating through its now 5th year with 115 charges that have yet to be addressed. Deeply unserious league.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Larry Ellison is the biggest dweeb. A real wet sock in human form.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

San Diego losing? I love to see it.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Attempting a homemade falernum. It’s already neon green, should I be concerned 😅

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My kid is at the Thorns/Spirit match contemplating a new scarf, with “Girl Dad” very much in play 😂

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

San Antonio also handed out game day posters saying they lwere playing Tampa Bay

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So happy that was on Golazo and we will never see it again

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The entirety of Phoenix Rising looks like they skip leg day. Not a thigh in sight.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why does this chud keep popping up? Surely there are people out there who are just as qualified without the background of “oh sexual predators are fine by me, hire the bloke, i love him!”

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A water break when everyone just put their hoodies on

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Let’s be real. This guy was just in Vegas with a full head of hair.

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

we really should talk more about how riley gaines, elizabeth eddy and sophie cunningham are just extremely unremarkable losers

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

(learning that sophie cunningham is a bench player) just like riley gaines sophie cunningham isn't one of the five best

riley gaines: every time sophie cunningham was on the court she was booed by the entire stadium. they're trying to do to her what they did to me

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Seeing posts about people not being able to eat salads in the US, while face down in the middle of one.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

United on, Robyn playing, Guinness in hand.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Listening to Nightcall on repeat

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

At least it wasn’t the flat earther

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Kavinsky’s news has me in a funk. I might need a road trip soon.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I love how my favorite women’s soccer team is encouraging me to keep dreaming with my ancient ankle. @calstormsoccer.bsky.social

A lovely note thanking me for attending all of the California Storm games this season, with encouragement to maybe join the team one day

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Imagine trying to prop up Argentina at this point

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Downloaded a workout app, loved the trial, paid for the year and got promptly locked out of the app. So now I’m here eating tacos and enjoying margaritas.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 13/07/2026

What’s the protocol for when the circuses are unaffordable and the bread is trying to kill us?

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Leaving Boise with many thoughts, but I will absolutely die on this hill… Boise has zero fucking claim to “City of Trees”. The fact they call themselves that is embarrassing

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I feel like I’m watching Republic versus Kitsap Pumas. This team is deeply unserious.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sacramento really testing out the relegation waters tonight

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Trading obscure fun songs with the kid and being introduced to Barbara’s Rhabarberbar

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If not needing Daddy to fight your battles for you & you win 4 World Cup championship’s was a picture

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The second 4th of July away game for @sacrepublicfc.com postponed 😅. Soweeeee 👉🥺👈

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m learning that everyone in Tulsa has a weather app, used like Northern Californians use their wildfire app.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Y’all the Great Plains are a wild place. I didn’t realize lightning could do this.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I feel this deep in my soul

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Meanwhile Sacramento has become obsessed with building capacity and issuing parking tickets.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I appreciate West Sacramento and their $75 parking tickets for reminding me that there is nothing in that fuckass city worth going to ever again.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Some guy saw my kit and was like “aww sorry are you sad” and then saw the 4 stars and the “aww puddin’” look on my face

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Please tell me that match was on Golazo

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I know I am preaching to my tiny little crowd, but Telemundo is vastly superior to Fox for these matches. The hydration breaks are so fun.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Not USL Reno coming back with some misogyny shit right out the gate

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

One of the many reasons I remain the number one hater of San Diego Wave.

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