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Meghan

@lazersbae.bsky.social
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Soccer is dumb and hurts my heart. I tried picking a fight with Nick Rimando once. He won.

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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Chef Boyardee Mini Bites Canned Pasta
Alt: Chef Boyardee Mini Bites Canned Pasta
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always 😍
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Station19: Carina Deluca (Stefania Spampinato) Taking Notes
Alt: Station19: Carina Deluca (Stefania Spampinato) Taking Notes
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was in the presence of Prinx greatness and didn’t even realize it?!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blucifer
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I miss Jaeger tbh
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ear seeding is pretty nice ngl
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone is Sacramento is flying to Denver today. Whyyyyyyy
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So true. The level of brain rot is staggering at this point.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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That MF Is Not Real
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want one 😭😭😭
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Prinx Tires… the best tires you’ve never heard of!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can confirm there are zero alligators in Florida, because I didn’t see a single one. Had no idea burrowing owls existed, and it’s probably for the same reason!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hahaha true. I saw that video of the orange moppet and was appalled at the number of people cheering for the destruction of American cities. You’re not included in my ire!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking Nebraska jfc
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s insane levels of rain!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like some rain
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does anyone in Portland go to the Be Weird Festival?
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Adding “light B&E” to my resume tonight after telling my wretched neighbor to get lost while wrestling with a crowbar
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God bless old Mercedes owners who spent time on auto forums. Truly the best corner of the internet.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This, plus the team coming out ahead in the decision is floating through its now 5th year with 115 charges that have yet to be addressed. Deeply unserious league.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Larry Ellison is the biggest dweeb. A real wet sock in human form.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quite the title there
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m still irrationally angry at NCFC tbh. The way they treated their players during a playoff run was diabolical
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oakland Roots II? They can’t even pay the Coliseum lol
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Splitting up New Mexico and El Paso would be such a mistake
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thisssss!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
San Diego losing? I love to see it.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Attempting a homemade falernum. It’s already neon green, should I be concerned 😅
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My kid is at the Thorns/Spirit match contemplating a new scarf, with “Girl Dad” very much in play 😂
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
San Antonio also handed out game day posters saying they lwere playing Tampa Bay
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also…
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Disappointed Hercules Meme
Alt: Disappointed Hercules (dipshit Kevin Sorbo) Meme
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So happy that was on Golazo and we will never see it again
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The entirety of Phoenix Rising looks like they skip leg day. Not a thigh in sight.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why does this chud keep popping up? Surely there are people out there who are just as qualified without the background of “oh sexual predators are fine by me, hire the bloke, i love him!”
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A water break when everyone just put their hoodies on
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Madam President!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Let’s be real. This guy was just in Vegas with a full head of hair.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Came within 3 points” and became the loser we all knew he is
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Classic screenshot of a tweet:

i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m only good at one of those 😅
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate that the coffee shops out here are all universally delicious but I have to do the “jesus or no” within seconds of waking in
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Donald Trump looks forward sternly on the right side of the image, while on the left, a man looks stressfully at credit cards and bills marked with overdraft notices. Top text reads, "If you've ever paid an overdraft fee to Capital One, you've faced more consequences than Trump did after more than 300 of his accounts were closed for money laundering."
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we really should talk more about how riley gaines, elizabeth eddy and sophie cunningham are just extremely unremarkable losers
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(learning that sophie cunningham is a bench player) just like riley gaines sophie cunningham isn't one of the five best
riley gaines: every time sophie cunningham was on the court she was booed by the entire stadium. they're trying to do to her what they did to me
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seeing posts about people not being able to eat salads in the US, while face down in the middle of one.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
United on, Robyn playing, Guinness in hand.
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why has it taken like 7.5 seasons for Republic to figure out how to score on a corner?
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Meghan @lazersbae.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Listening to Nightcall on repeat
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