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The real LazerPig it/that/Sir/Lord Admiral Gay AF🏳️‍🌈 Youtuber War Historian Avid and enthusiastic Drunk No, I cannot sell you Pizza🍕 YT: www.youtube.com/@LazerPig Merch: nafo-ofan.org/collections/lazerpig-…

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Jae 🦴 ArtFight!! @jaestring.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I got silly making some fanart for @lazerpig.bsky.social I, too, miss drinking T^T
A chibi pig wearing a hat, military coat, sash, and fluffy cape and a Skull-Candy themed Protogen sadly holding apple juice boxes while thinking of scotch
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
EA did not accept my pitch for a friend-slop game about four priests stuck inside Irelands biggest lingerie department.
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Crimson @crimsoncleric.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So, I talked about it yesterday on stream, but here's the official post for use on here so people know what's going on. I used alt text so if the color schemes are hard to read the alt text is there too. I hate to ask, but please, we need help badly. Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/crimsoncleri... #VTuber #Orc
So, here's what's going on, short version first: 
My Girlfriend,Minty, has congestive heart failure and had to be hospitalized for 3 days, and we now have looming medical debt somewhere in the range of $7,000 USD. Roughly two weeks ago I took my partner (OniMarmalade) to the doctor as she had been feeling bad. We had both been sick back in December, but her symptoms were sticking around and nothing we tried helped. She was constantly lethargic, exhausted, barely ate, couldn't sleep due to a horrible cough, and I finally was able to take her to urgent care. Upon being seen, her blood pressure was at 220/118, extremely high, dangerously high. They immediately had us go to the emergency room, where they ran tests and diagnosed her. She was fully admitted to the hospital via ambulance, and spent the next 2 days there. During this time, I was unable to work as I was back and forth at the hospital, and took the rest of the week off to take care of her and get her situated back home. I've also had to miss several days of work sense for follow-up appointments, to get medication, etc. It goes without saying that we are both struggling, both financially and mentally. I'm doing my best to maintain normal work hours, though it is difficult and the stress of an already stressful job plus medical issues is making it worse. Currently, obviously, Minty cannot work. A mixture of medication plus making some major life changes means she cannot drive, operate machinery, or do moderate physical activity, so we're asking for help. As of now, there's no sort of rewards being offered aside from what YCH art Minty can do, and I do understand that we're asking at a difficult time, but we are running out of options. If you can help directly, every bit counts and adds up. If you can't, please share this around wherever you can so that it gets more visibility. I'll be doing an uncapped donathon starting 03/07 on Twitch.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If I had a bigger ego I'd take the credit for the new wave of re-analysis when it comes to the Fighter Mafia's claims. But I am not solely responsible for it. Given Sprey is dead and Chuck has grown so old he can now no longer sue anyone who talks shit about Boyd I think we're going to see this more
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It pays to regularly check which twitter list you're on. I should re-post more femboys, that usually scares the chuds away.
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SAINT JAVELIN @saintjavelin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Year four of the three day special military operation and everything is going fine. Imagine the US started to deploy the Blue Angels in combat roles? united24media.com/latest-news/...
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NATO F-35s Intercept Armed Russian Aerobatic Jets and Tu-95s Over Barents Sea
NATO air policing: Norway’s F-35s shadowed Russian Tu-95 and Su-35 aircraft in international airspace above the Barents Sea.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I'm considering a short filler video where I play with an AI dating ap and do everything I can to fuck over the AI and cause it to break. Done a few test runs and was quite successful. So far I've managed to turn a "sexy encounter" with an elf queen into a full on communist revolution.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It's annoying when artists make me look hotter as a pig than I do in real life.
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Val The Robot @val-the-robot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
People fanart, the way I do. @lazerpig.bsky.social #fanart #youtube #art #speedpaint #pig #military www.youtube.com/shorts/txGFa...
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Here I go Drawing Youtubers Again @LazerPig #pig #history #art #painting #speedpainting
YouTube video by Val the Robot
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not that I forgot my password, it's just I have nothing witty to say.
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みこやん @mikoyan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
吹けば飛ぶような小国の戦車(n‘∀‘)η砂漠迷彩だ
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Riøt The Clanker @karlmarx12345.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
@lazerpig.bsky.social you wanted to see my little freak in your hoodie. (Once I get my visor made he will become real)
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you. Should I get a dog?
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I've been trying to learn to draw by typing random prompts into midjourney, and then trying to re-create whatever image it spits out. There is probably a better way, but the sadistic half of my brain lights up a little everything I remember that each time I do this is costs Midjourney money.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
kyivindependent.com/putin-offers...
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I helped write this. I have written a statement within which goes over everything I want to say. I hoped the day would never come when I had to write a cancel doc but when one of your best friends has been abused to the point they try to end it, life doesn't leave you much choice.
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Konotomo @konotomo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You ever want to learn how to make Scottish food with @lazerpig.bsky.social and a Twunk?! Well now you can! Scottish Cooking Stream with LP on my Twitch Channel this Sunday, 7/20, at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.
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FalconFT🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @fightertales.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I am aware my channel is hacked by some cryptoslop shit. Dont click any posts I've put up till I let you guys know when things are unfucked
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Anastasiya Paraskevova @ukrainianana.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Dusha Kharkiv volunteers feed kids displaced by war, special needs people in and soldiers. But cooking for 100+ people daily is expensive. Gas, water, electricity and other expanses kept building up. They are now 500000 UAH or $125000 in debt and about to be evicted from their facility (1/2)
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Rule of Acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I don't have words. I was expecting something big and bombastic, this is America, this is the 250th anniversary of the Army, it should be glorious and have put russia's victory parade to shame. Instead we got this watered down, poorly organised shambles, it was embarrassing.
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Car for Ukraine @carforukraine.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
#652 - Truck #16 from our Easter campaign funded by @lazerpig.bsky.social and the community! The van has a Swiss army chevron sticker from the donor contributing €5K 🔥. The campaign is successfully closed, but we invite you to join the summer one to get more cars! car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su...
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Claire for Ukraine 🇺🇦💙🦋🌊 @claireforukraine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Ivan presents Car for Ukraine trucks 625-630. Amazing effort thanks to friends of Ukraine. For more of these donate here... car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ea... youtu.be/CMp8etcg9R8?... #Nafo @lazerpig.bsky.social @ricktheukrainian.bsky.social #russia #Zelenskyy #BlueWave #BlueCrew #Democrat #Taurus
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Trucks 625-630. Happy May 9 Victory Day ;)
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Expect the various bots to push the shoot down of an India Rafale pretty hard. About how much it sucks, that its expensive garbage, something something France etc An Indian Rafale shot down a J-10 and China wants you to forget that happened.
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Claire for Ukraine 🇺🇦💙🦋🌊 @claireforukraine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ea... @babayagafella.bsky.social @thesoypill.bsky.social @lazerpig.bsky.social @spaghettikozak.bsky.social @atpgeo.bsky.social @siliconcurtain.bsky.social @sumlenny.bsky.social @prestonstew.bsky.social @realjakebroe.bsky.social @wartranslated.bsky.social #maga #nafo
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Claire for Ukraine 🇺🇦💙🦋🌊 @claireforukraine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This Bloody Easter shoot down those killing machines of the russian death cult! For Sumy, Dnipro and Kharkiv. @lazerpig.bsky.social @babayagafella.bsky.social @renegadechungus.bsky.social @ukrainematters.bsky.social @prestonstew.bsky.social @realjakebroe.bsky.social #nafo #maga #trump
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Lord Hardthrasher @lordhardthrasher.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
VERY LONG THREAD. I want to, for a second, talk about a serious subject, mental health and You Tube creators. I’m fairly lucky, in that I do this as a side project with no particular expectation of earnings, or viewers or whatever. 1/11
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Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Zelenskyy honored the memory of those killed in Kryvyi Rih from the russian strike. This is his hometown. "Honored the memory of those killed. We have no right to forget the crimes Russia has committed against Ukrainians" - Zelenskyy
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Lord Hardthrasher @lordhardthrasher.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm rather chuffed to have got to this point....thank you
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm sorry did someone just pump and dumb the entire world economy?
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
One of the long anticipated T-10M tanks just showed up in Ukraine.....for sale.
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Claire for Ukraine 🇺🇦💙🦋🌊 @claireforukraine.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A big bunch of information warriors have banded together to buy 20+ trucks for Ukraine. There are a beautiful historic patch and quality lapel pins to collect. @lazerpig.bsky.social @jonathanfink.bsky.social @atpgeo.bsky.social @ricktheukrainian.bsky.social @renegadechungus.bsky.social +more
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Libby Fella @libbyfella.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
le baguette of consequences rarely arrives buttered.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I know this was forever ago but it needs to be said. This is not a T-14 Armata. I have no idea what the fuck this thing is, I assume an MT-LB but the wheels look a little wrong.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I said this right at the start Trump thinks he can roll up to Zelensky and demand whatever because 'He is the US President' and everyone has to do what he says Zelensky will turn around and say "no" and Trump will have a freak out because he doesn't know what to do and that is exactly what happened.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Captured M113 in russian service. They took the roof off and added a cope cage. I'll give you one guess to where the shot landed.....
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I remembered my password
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I call this show the Why Boner turned up to 11. Five Stars. #Swamplesque
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Femboys love me, Fish disbelieve my existence, Women call it overkill when you use your laser eyes to heat food out of the microwave, they make light of my attire while at the coffee shop, unaware that I am a powerful wizard with the means to cast forth the veil of ignorance from their eyes.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/12/2024
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Live your life every day like you're fighting a losing battle but the 5'5 femboy with the child-birthing hips is watching you.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Getting into this a bit more it seems this has been triggered by something published "in summery" by the POGO foundation a civilian think tank set up by members of the famous Fighter Plane Mafia. They claim they will publish, in full, the report they have on Thursday, I'm holding off till then.
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Do you reckon if I made a thread that pointed out how laughably stupid this statement is Elon would ban me from twitter?
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North Atlantic Fella Organization @official-nafo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The @lazerpig.bsky.social “Throw me to the wolves” patch is back online! Link: nafo-ofan.org/products/laz...
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LazerPig x NAFO Throw Me to the Wolves VELCRO Patch
Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant. Art by Java JoJo - THESE PATCHES CONTAIN A VELCRO BACKING Important: THIS IS A PRE ORDER. SHIPPING WILL TAKE PLACE 2-3 WEEKS AFTER PURCHASE. Shippin...
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LazerPig @lazerpig.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I AM NOT THAT FAT!
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