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Middle-aged gay rat in the bay area. Bigender, demi, poly. 85% he/him, 15% she/her. Sometimes I draw. Icon by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social Banner by @animalshapes.bsky.social 🔞 no minors lazarusrat.carrd.co

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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna do a sober October.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 29/09/2026
Static site up for now: 5ecards.lazarusrat.net #dnd
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D&D 5e Character Index Cards
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 29/09/2026
Static site up for now: 5ecards.lazarusrat.net #dnd
5ecards.lazarusrat.net
D&D 5e Character Index Cards
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 27/09/2026
Seconded! It’s always a pleasure to see you in any role!
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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soren ♱ ᑕᓕᕈᖅ @taliruq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#internationalrabbitday
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 26/09/2026
This is one of the most honest "why I had trouble completely disconnecting from Harry Potter" takes I've seen. I appreciate honesty and a commitment to be better. Like I've said many times, I won't hold anyone accountable for enjoying HP in the past so long as you leave it behind when you can.
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Maggie (C2E2 26) @chive5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#quiltsky #quilting I had bought this as a mystery kit. I got impatient and didn't lay it out as well as I should have, but I'm pleased nonetheless. I think I will probably remake this one at some point, but with fewer patterns with writing in them. My brain can't handle this many directionals.
A pieced quilt top with coffee themed fabrics and rows of coffee cups. Color scheme is blue, gray, and black, with splashes of red and white.
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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The lyrics of that song I Will Follow You Into The Dark get REAL dark if you switch the you and I pronouns
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Quinn @microquinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.twitch.tv/microquinn
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microquinn - Live on Twitch
Koboldly Go! and Unlicensed Adventurers, two great flavors that taste great together. Assuming you like the flavor of Kobolds and beastfolk. | Streaming tabletop rpgs.
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Red @redvelvetbat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reducing the price to 40 USD!
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 26/09/2026
Re: personal site I'm also using this as an opportunity to learn Svelte. I also want to make these form-fillable so if you know something is permanent (e.g. my STR is never gonna be above 8), you can also just print that and not have to pencil in so much.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 26/09/2026
OMG, little magnetic tags for things like Concentration, status effects, etc. Cool! My intent is to use these as (largely) the paper of record, and have a separate card for tracking resources (HP, spells used, etc.) since index cards/cardstock hold up better to erasing and are very recyclable.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Mr.Lemur 🎨🖌️✨🐾🔜Flüüfff @misterlemur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This binturong is ready for the fight 🔥🐾 Artwork for Slayerfox
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 24/09/2026
And then I made a template I can print on card stock to make this fancier. I’ll upload the HTML/CSS and PDF eventually, though I don’t know if this is useful to anyone other than me. XD #dnd #crafting
A tri-fold folio where each panel holds three index cards. The cards all together have the stats etc. for a D&D character.
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday! :D
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 20/09/2026
I bet they do if the two of you force the issue.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 20/09/2026
Form a power duo. Demand all the snacks.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🎃 River 🦇 (Formerly CostalTiger) @stitchedspirits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please share I need insulin to live I truly am sorry I continually have to beg to continue to live I hate that I have to live like this really I do I’m trying every day to call programs and other pharmacies to find cheaper options with no luck and trying to find other ways for money with no luck
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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eris raven @erismothslut.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
hay I am a poor trans woman in a shithole country I would like money for food and nice things because its important to live and thrive if you have money you can spare throw it at me and id appreciate it ko-fi.com/erismoth
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Buy eris a Coffee
Become a supporter of eris today!
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/09/2026
Embrace. Nourish. Escort. Whisper. Caress. Erase. Rewrite. Throttle. Whimper. Confess.
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Fazer @fazer14.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somewhat early Autumn-themed piece
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, OK you have a little Unlicensed Adventure -- as a treat: www.twitch.tv/microquinn
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microquinn - Live on Twitch
Koboldly Go! and Unlicensed Adventurers, two great flavors that taste great together. Assuming you like the flavor of Kobolds and beastfolk. | Streaming tabletop rpgs.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/09/2026
Fetishize it. It helps.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/09/2026
My boyfriend (who just started playing): Woah, I need to play more blue decks! (Our household only contains one actual Izzet deck, but I think it makes a ton of sense for him.) My favorite commander:
The Magic: The Gathering card for Greasefang, Okiba Boss

She is a bad bitch rat lady riding a futuristic motorcycle with a big wrench as a weapon. The card's text is:

Legendary Creature — Rat Pilot

At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of your next end step.

It’s hard to say which is more deadly: her bike or her bite.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 18/09/2026
I don’t have REAL strong opinions on cars, but to the dude with Nismo merch stuffed into the back window of his BMW for display purposes? You are three times the chump you would be just for owning the Beamer.
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Feath🌠 🔜Infurnity @paintinfeather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finished comm for tallminigod #sculpture
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 18/09/2026
SUCCESSFUL FRIENDS WITH JOBS, PLZ HELP A BITCH OUT <3
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/09/2026
I know the place I just left used it somehow, but I never actually saw it. At TTAM (a scant two years ago), I maintained four separate Jenkins servers and most of their pipelines while we laboriously tried to drag the entire company onto Drone instead.
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FuzzWolf 🏳️‍🌈 @fuzzwolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ablebodied is a temporary condition for everyone.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/09/2026
This certificate training course I'm following: "Jenkins is an automation tool a lot of people really like to use..." Hahaha, no they fucking don't.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/09/2026
Fungible. It's a really useful concept that I think about a lot, but it doesn't "feel" like what it describes.
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Maggie (C2E2 26) @chive5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#quiltsky #quilting Another unfinished project has been finished. I had most of this quilt together with one of the patchwork borders, but never got around to finishing the bottom. It feels good to sew again!
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Darkou 🔜 Furry Migration, MFF, FC @darkou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You will find that cutting off Twitter, Harry Potter, and a bunch of other shits from your life isnt hard You just do it You lived perfectly good lives without them Among all the actions you could take to make the world less shitty, those are some of the easiest Fill your life with greatness
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So Ishmael and Queequeg were definitely fucking right
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 14/09/2026
Spirit Fox 🦊 Shop: ko-fi.com/s/1e0f051077 #CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #FurryArt #Adoptable
A vintage toon inspired undead fox with a floating head and magic spirit wisps. Archival ink, alcohol ink, and gel pen on paper.
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ion_awr. @cynocefaloide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#art #werewolf
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so I came up with a new sticker ....
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STRANJ @stranj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unholy matrimony :3c Comm for @nbdog.bsky.social and @laughingboye.bsky.social
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