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Middle-aged gay rat in the bay area. Bigender, demi, poly. 85% he/him, 15% she/her. Sometimes I draw. Icon by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social Banner by @animalshapes.bsky.social 🔞 no minors lazarusrat.carrd.co

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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 24/09/2026
And then I made a template I can print on card stock to make this fancier. I’ll upload the HTML/CSS and PDF eventually, though I don’t know if this is useful to anyone other than me. XD #dnd #crafting
A tri-fold folio where each panel holds three index cards. The cards all together have the stats etc. for a D&D character.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/09/2026
My boyfriend (who just started playing): Woah, I need to play more blue decks! (Our household only contains one actual Izzet deck, but I think it makes a ton of sense for him.) My favorite commander:
The Magic: The Gathering card for Greasefang, Okiba Boss

She is a bad bitch rat lady riding a futuristic motorcycle with a big wrench as a weapon. The card's text is:

Legendary Creature — Rat Pilot

At the beginning of combat on your turn, return target Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of your next end step.

It’s hard to say which is more deadly: her bike or her bite.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 07/09/2026
Finished up my last tattoo session until I find a new job. www.instagram.com/crystalchariot at www.homeroomtattoo.com finished up my sleeve with this cute pink bondage cuff. ❤️ #tattoo
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 30/08/2026
I bought a fan at SJ Pride.
An incredibly sexy man with pink hair showing off a fan he bought.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 29/08/2026
I think our party might be in trouble. #dnd
A very large bulette plushie with angy eyes placed on a D&D battle map.A party of regular-sized D&D minis on on side of a battle map, with a (comparatively) enormous bulette plushie taking up a lot of the other half of the map.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 23/08/2026
This one took a little while! Sleeve from www.instagram.com/crystalchariot at www.homeroomtattoo.com! Some of these are D&D characters.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 08/08/2026
Who would even put Mom Hugs in jail? She’s just a mom who hugs. 😭
A t shirt with a rainbow heart that says:
Free
Mom
Hugs
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 22/07/2026
A crafting project I finished today. I’ve never found a paper D&D sheet I like. So I made this. Lets me replace individual cards as needed, acts as its own writing surface. I can track temporary things on other cards per session etc.
The cover of a tri-fold folio featuring a drawing of an anthro rat wielding a pair of swords. The outside of a tri-fold folio. Each panel features a drawing of an anthro rat doing some fantasy stuff. A tri-fold folio where each panel holds three index cards. The cards all together have the stats etc. for a D&D character.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 21/07/2026
Another wonderful commission, this time from @averagetoony.bsky.social. Be cartoon. <3
A cartoon rat with bright pink hair, bright green shorts, and a black tee is jumping into the air. His hands are behind his ears, his eyes are wide, and he's sticking his tongue out so much that it looks as big as him. Or maybe it is as big as him! Who can say?
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/07/2026
New craft project in the works. Goldie is “helping.“
An orange tabby cat sits atop a self-healing cutting mat on a table strewn with crafting supplies and’s other odds and ends. She is waiting for the chance to become even more inconvenient.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 07/07/2026
Showed up too early to the vet today, so I let Goldie explore the car a bit while we waited. She fell off the dash three times. <3 We have to start giving her IV fluids injections every other day. 😭
An orange tabby cat sits precariously perched on a curved vehicle dash board. An orange tabby cat sits precariously perched on a curved vehicle dash board.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 02/07/2026
My as-yet-unnamed Hadozee ranger for an upcoming campaign @jakebe.bsky.social is going to run. He grump. Thank s to @donryu.bsky.social for capturing him!
A Hadozee with dark purple fur and dark brown skin scowls at the camera, dressed in green and gold and furs, holding a sword.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 25/06/2026
I made a dumb thing.
A sloppy image edit of Peter Falk as Columbo holding a Coke Zero can, scratching his head in confusion as he looks at a too-full recycling bin.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/06/2026
Hey! @jakebe.bsky.social just got the winning hit in this slow pitch softball game! :D
A softball score board showing an eight to nine final score.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/06/2026
Would you but THAT Beast collectible?
The original C-Men Beast, who is just kind of a dude with huge feet and hands.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 12/06/2026
From this adorable photo @thependrake.bsky.social took. <3
A photo of an orange tabby cat, lying on some blankets on a couch. The cat is lying on her side, with her head tilted almost upside-down, squinting with one eye at the viewer, and the other behind a hind paw tucked up against her face.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 12/06/2026
My latest tattoo is Goldie, over my heart. From Ella Coose (www.instagram.com/elladecorates) at Magnetic Arts (www.magneticarts.tattoo). So lovely!
A chest tattoo of an orange tabby cat, framed by a few kinds of purple flower. The cat is lying on her side, with her head tilted almost upside-down, squinting with one eye at the viewer, and the other behind a hind paw tucked up against her face.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 02/06/2026
And here’s a chibi me from @donryu.bsky.social. He tells me this is the vibe I had when he watched me DMing, so I feel like I’m doing something right there.
A chibi gray rat with bright pink hair, in black slacks and vest, a white dress shirt, and spats. His arms are spread, and he’s grinning wide, arms spread, clearly mad with power.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 30/05/2026
Here’s Goldie.
An orange tabby cat lying wedged against a computer keyboard. An orange tabby cat curled up asleep on a purple blanket. Am orange tabby cat curled up asleep on a purple blanket. An orange tabby cat reading in a cardboard box on top of a computer tower under a window.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 29/05/2026
A fantastically fun commission from @animalshapes.bsky.social! I’m a rogue y’all! :D <3
A dashing gray rat with bright pink hair and golden fur on his limbs and muzzle is hanging by one paw from a rope. He holds a dagger ready to throw in his other paw. He’s wearing a green tunic, blue shorts, and ecru footwraps. A satchel full of coins swings from his shoulder, with a few coins escaping.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 26/05/2026
MFW there are gnomes, or puns, or no ciders on tap. By @donryu.bsky.social, always an excellent commission experience!
A bust of a grey rat guy with bright pink hair and a gold patch of fur on his muzzle. He stares into the middle distance in disappointed aggravation, arms crossed.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 15/05/2026
Happy birthday!
Someone adjusting a shin guard upon their shin, which it guards.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 09/05/2026
Rooooaaad trip
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/04/2026
Gorgeous commission I got from @krysiilys.bsky.social! Thank you!
An anthropomorphic rat with gray fur mixed with gold highlights on his forearms and muzzle, and with bright pink hair, is riding a bicycle outside. The sky is cloudy but bright, and he is smiling. The image is framed by a music player interface showing that the track "Deadlock" by Go! Child is playing, as if the image were the track art.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 06/02/2026
Fresh ink from www.instagram.com/dusty.butter at www.homeroomtattoo.com Little red panda miscreant. <3
A close up of an arm tattoo featuring a stylized cartoony red panda, with a spiky word bubble yelling “ Curse Words”A photo of an arm tattoo featuring a stylized cartoony red panda, with a spiky word bubble yelling “ Curse Words”
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 31/12/2025
@jakebe.bsky.social and I made some custom Magic: The Gathering token cards for some of our friends. He did the layout and handwriting, I did the doodling. :)
A collection of custom animal-themed token cards for Magic: The Gathering.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 25/09/2025
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 25/09/2025
Some time ago I got bored and messed around with HeroForge stop-motion.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 24/09/2025
Goldie is 22 years old.
Goldie the orange tabby cat lounging inside some cardboard on top of a PC tower. Goldie the orange tabby lying on top of a couch in a sunbeam. Goldie the orange tabby curled into a ball on a purple blanket with her hind paws poking out.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 25/08/2025
I bought this game some time ago and usually misread the title as “Overload.” Which makes me think of @glimmerstomp.bsky.social. Then I read it correctly and it still does, but slightly less so.
The title image for Unicorn Overlord, a game that sucks and should not have been made.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 13/08/2025
I thought my tiefling for a new D&D game deserved a "laughing alone with salad" photo shoot.
An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair sits on a forest path, holding a bowl of salad and a fork, alone and laughing.An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair prepares to plunge a fork into a bowl of salad, alone and laughing.An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair stands outside in the open air, holding a bowl of salad and a fork, alone and laughing, peering at the sky.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 26/07/2025
Listen. This is important. Here's the thing.
A photo of a black and white husky dog in a snowy environment.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 26/07/2025
Eeeee! :D Fresh ink from Kimi (www.instagram.com/kimi.pokes) at www.homeroomtattoo.com I am so happy with these. <3 I'm like a walking GoldenBook. ^.^
A tattoo on my left calf of a cartoon squirrel standing on a patch of grass under some fluffy clouds, in a pose of having just thrown a frisbee. The style is very reminiscent of a children's book.A pair of tattoos on my calves of cartoon squirrels playing frisbee under some puffy clouds. On the left calf, a squirrel who has just thrown a frisbee. On the right, a squirrel jumping into the air to catch the red frisbee.A tattoo on my right calf of a cartoon squirrel jumping into the air from a patch of grass under some fluffy clouds, stretching one hand up to catch a red frisbee. The style is very reminiscent of a children's book.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 25/07/2025
100% is a bit surprising. Pain is certainly one of the easiest shortcuts to the psychological spaces I enjoy, but 100%? That just makes me want to hurt this test. >:| spankpls.com/bdsm-test
My results for the BDSM test at https://spankpls.com/bdsm-test, which call me out as "The Pain Artisan." Pain is an art form, a language spoken through the body. Whether crafting or receiving it, you understand its nuances and flow, wielding it precisely or surrendering gracefully, finding pleasure in its intensity.
Pain is a journey to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust, a dance where every sting or ache is a note in a symphony only you and your partner hear.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 02/06/2025
Post a female character you love.
A shot of Allison Janney as Loretta in the film Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1999.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 14/05/2025
🎶 I saw mama kissing Gul Dukat Underneath the promenade last night… 🎶
Kira Nerys from Star Trek Deep Doace Nine arguing with her mother.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 10/05/2025
I think I did a pretty good job dyeing my hair this time.
A selfie taken outside
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 03/04/2025
When did you know?
A still shot of Brutus the rat from the Don Bluth movie "The Secret of NIMH." Brutus is standing, backlit in green, in a darkened underground passage. He is holding a wicked-looking spear, and his cloak is billowing.The cover of the C.S. Lewis book "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 23/02/2025
Session planning assistant.
Goldie the orange tabby cat nestled in my lap between my lap desk and myself while I try to type on my laptop.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 11/01/2025
Cats though.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 30/10/2024
This sweet lady is 21 years old now.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/09/2024
I like that all my numbers are curvy.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 17/09/2024
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 04/08/2024
Lately Goldie has taken to lying down next to me and either kneading my arm or just keeping one paw on me. <3
Goldie the cat lying on her side with one paw stretched out to touch my arm.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 30/07/2024
OK Dawntrail, I dunno how you’re gonna make me want another glamour now that I have this one.
Laz in the Mica (a cute chupmunk) mascot costume in FFXIV, colored bright pink.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/04/2024
Soon.
A goose on a roof, keeping watch in a sinister manner.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 04/04/2024
Hahahahaha finally! For my birthday, and the last day of my subscription until Dawntrail, FFXIV finally dropped the slutty healer top from Paglth’an for me.
A screenshot of a pink Hrothgar from FFXIV in a somewhat skimpy outfit and Behemoth horns.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 21/03/2024
I’ve been messing with glamours a little bit in FFXIV.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 30/09/2023
Quick sketchy sketch of Seven Kite, an NPC from one of my D&D campaigns. Tabac I wizard, dancer, castanet player, sensitive soul. #furryart
Seven Kite, a tabaxi wizard dancing and playing the castanets.
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Active Bitch Face @lazarusrat.net · 19/09/2023
“What is that jingling?” “Scurrian bells. A warning. They hold this forest, and their warriors eschew stealth here.”
A scurrian warrior with a pole arm perched in a tree.
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