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lazarus

@lazarusblam.bsky.social
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24 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 golden retriever boy and perpetual novice. (18+) dog boy things: playstation, pop music, furries, movies (especially horror!), venting.

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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
feeling like i’m stealing music when i listen to 28 seconds of a song on spotify instead of listening for another 2 seconds to make sure they get the fractions of a cent that my stream is worth
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3 months until i see the silly kitty critter :3 @yourpetvoid.bsky.social
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembered this picture existed and honestly i think more of you should be familiar with it
a dog who is a fag enabler
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Caligo @yourpetvoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found a weevil in my apartment call that Resident Weevil
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i need it to be recorded that at this moment in my life i’m disgustingly balatro-pilled rn
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if there are no bratz games fans then i am dead etc etc
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rumours of my roflcopter-ing are greatly exaggerated
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got into a Reddit argument this morning on askgaybros holy fuck they’re addicted to anti-trans dogwhistles. What a waste of my morning.
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m so glad Danganronpa is coming back in January!!!!!!!! I hope it sells more than 3 copies and not everyone just watches it on YouTube :x
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minimme @minimme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should make a video game where you have to slide a box onto a button to keep a door open
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bring back getting “lit” and some such
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
meow meow meow meow (it’s opposite day)
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*wags tail*
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
new miley album has about 2 songs i like :/
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
red flag: when someone dances around the question when someone asks their birthday. wtf r u hiding
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breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s 2013. Ubisoft has inexplicably delayed the release of the already finished Rayman Legends out of its original release window that had very little competition, and will instead release it in direct competition of a new Grand Theft Auto and a Legend of Zelda remake It’s 2026. Guess fucking what
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
approaching a year since a whole bunch of change started to happen in my life at once. i’m feeling burnt out atm but fuck it beats the chaos of a year ago!
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Puppy
drawing of a puppy with the poem; "Soft puppy warm puppy little ball of fluff, happy puppy sleepy puppy ruff ruff ruff"
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
here’s my housemate’s cat doing what i can only describe as the “promo shot of the action game hero looking out at a vast landscape” pose
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s a shame PRIMA turned out the way it did because this EP fucking kills. love love love! open.spotify.com/album/7LWxUj...
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The Provocateur - Album by ADÉLA | Spotify
ADÉLA · album · 2025 · 7 songs
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
can i get an arooooo
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
dawdle-maxxing. loiter-pilled.
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Coop @cooperdoggo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
gay
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Serious
Drawing depicting a puppy becoming more realistically drawn as to be more serious
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
passed by this car this evening and felt a pang of disgust
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
friendslop is admittedly a pretty ambiguous label but i don’t see it as derogatory tbh and it feels instinctively accurate as a term to me. i froth friendslop games and i wish i had time to play them more!!
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
apparently if you want a sweet treat in melbourne at midnight your options are maccas, 7-eleven, or walkers doughnuts who stuffed my sundae with the thickest blobs of biscoff spread i’ve ever been subject to. i couldn’t finish it 😭
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
real. fuck your ai overview
a transparentish cat with a background gradient with the text "I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as good intended.
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and bugonia fucking rocked. sensational exploration of belief and the actors put their entire actussy into it
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i won’t let go how right i was about this. now in melbourne to see an artist i barely knew of a year ago bc she has had a stranglehold on my spotify listening history for months
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dear Pomni... #tadc
Caine, posed in a similar fashion to Princess Peach in Super Mario 64, has a letter beside him that reads:

Dearest Pomni:
Do NOT come to the circus. I've made an absolute dog shit adventure. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry.
-Caine
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
not to be all doomer or anything and maybe the world has already accepted this, but toys of Woody no longer being made from fabric but just hard plastic is the downfall of society. enshittification manifest
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s not RUSH but damn it’s still somethin special open.spotify.com/track/60JHe6...
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She’s the Best
Troye Sivan · She’s the Best · Song · 2026
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Jessica Collie @jolteongender.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Im just a lil puppy wuppy awrooooo :3
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i have a grotesque psychosexual passionate toxic intimate obsession over Lumines
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dude. Turn on the eShop. Any channel.
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the idea of playing this feels like method acting for the role of myself youtube.com/watch?v=zXRj...
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Garfield: Escape from Monday Is a 3D Platformer That's All About Lasagna…& Nightmares | IGN Preview
YouTube video by IGN
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i yearn to cuddle and play deadly premonition
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the splatoon merch available rn in aus is so disappointing. basically just amiibo and squid plushes, and they added a single bandana to the nintendo store for the release of splatoon raiders :/
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
craving a new caroline polachek album imminently
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i’m up to september in p3 reload and unfortunately i just think it’s pretty good 💔 i never fell madly in love with p3p, i think glazers set the bar too high for me. the writing is lacking so much sauce. could be a reload problem tho because i LOVED the p3 anime movie adaptations. bleh
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
he bark bark on my woof til i aroooo
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August @august4-4.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reminder: you blow up like the Death Star if you don’t pee after ejaculation.
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
10 StreetPass hits at Aurawra. Huge success :•3
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lazarus @lazarusblam.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mmmmm cereal lunch
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August @august4-4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Christmas in July (room party not actually happening.. Yet! ^^) 🦌🍗🎉
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