breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“You guys couldn’t handle REAL Zelda. In Skyward Sword, you had to walk to designated warp points, not just fast travel when you wanted to!” This is what old head Fire Emblem fans sound like when they bitch about the time dilation mechanism 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nice argument. Only problem is that the voice memo you sent in lieu of a typed argument included a millennial pause, and I have pointed this out in the group chat, which makes your stance invalid 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell remembered he was just months away from GTA 6 and powered through 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s 2013. Ubisoft has inexplicably delayed the release of the already finished Rayman Legends out of its original release window that had very little competition, and will instead release it in direct competition of a new Grand Theft Auto and a Legend of Zelda remake It’s 2026. Guess fucking what 084
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Imagine if I called the police to report a robbery, and when the officers showed up, they just looked at the actively stealing thief and said “bro that’s illegal” ad nauseam and watched the thief continue and eventually leave This post is about the Democratic Party 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@lecartelstudio.bsky.social This one was for you guys 011
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Marvel movies have broken us as a movie watching society. I’m in a theater of people waiting through credits to see if there’s an after credits scene for Coyote Vs. Acme 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Everything I don’t like is DEI from this point going forward. Parents that don’t read my emails? DEI Video game prices too high? DEI Ran out of edibles? DEI Hot friends that don’t send me more selfies? Guess fucking what 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m almost positive there’s a way to monetize the skill of knowing all the Weird Al polka medleys by heart, I just haven’t figured it out yet 100
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Putting off cleaning the kitchen by doomscrolling on the toilet 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My official ranking of the live action Spider-Man movies. Please god someone give a shit 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m in a seemingly never ending meeting and I have to take an absolutely massive, mondo sized dump 001
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The entire world coming together to support Spain 011
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Socialism is when *describes a situation unique to late stage capitalism*” 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I like these ones my9games.com 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he said he’s willing to try and make it work for the kids 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Buzz Lightyear believing he’s really buzz lightyear and getting really into acting it out, except Andy got really into Warhammer instead 120
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke with Mitch McConnell on the phone for about 20 minutes this morning. He said I should totally spend all day playing different versions of Rayman 1 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m confident that I build the ikea furniture better at midnight than if I did it at like 10am ngl 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The hotel breakfast bar is playing the damn Super Mario 64 file select menu theme wtf is going on 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just let out the loudest fart imaginable while doing dumbbell side bends 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Calories are fucking stupid. Wtf do you mean a banana is 200 calories? 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Slammed on my brakes for what I thought was a police car. Turns out it was an exterminator dubbed Pest Police. I can tell who I’m not hiring in the future. Damn bed bug can have a gun to my head and I won’t be calling them 110
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Happy Pride to my paycheck, which reaches my account twice a month 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just so you’re all aware; your anxiety it right, we can hear your chewing 100
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy Pride to Candy Kong, who in Donkey Kong 64 flirts with whichever Kong she’s talking, Tiny Kong included 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Me, visiting an apiary: “where are the fucking monkeys?” 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Happy Pride specifically to female variants of Otto Octavius 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 04/06/2026For those concerned; Chunky Kong remains one hell of a guy 031
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Why are companies still pretending that 10% off is this ridiculous deal? 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@arlostuff.bsky.social Dude it’s back for National Hamburger Day 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 09/05/2026There is not a single problem in my life that a grocery store parking lot BBQ link sale wouldn’t fix 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This year at Easter, don’t turn the plate upside down when you throw it away. Let em know 020
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I don’t know what I thought screen printing was, but it definitely wasn’t what screen printing is in reality 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 01/04/2026@limitedrungames.com Where is it 120
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Idk why people use ChatGPT when they can just text me any question and I’ll bullshit an answer on the spot 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Just in case yall were curious 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Guys omg Gecqua’s final evolution just leaked 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Why do all the people I went to college with have receding hairlines? Cant be age cause im still young 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The drunken urge to play Super Mario 64 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I hope your most niche hobby goes mainstream (derogatory) 000
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Someone who is going to the hottest circle of hell and I hope has a disloyal spouse and streaks in their undies: “what if when we make an HD version of this old show, we zoom in on the 4:3 image so it fills the 16:9 screens without edits?” 010
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I honest to god have no idea what nougat is 110
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Who the FUCK is keeping Pei Wei in business? I need names 100
breathofthemild.bsky.social @breathofthemild.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Im officially being used as a source and that’s not even close to what I said 000
