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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ

@lavendermidnight.bsky.social
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Queer pagan plural otherkin. Yinglet. 🎈 means our headmate Diane is posting! Performer at thecoffin.club Skeets and reskeets may be 18+! Art not always reposted but I talk kink a lot. Please approach accordingly! avatar: @mysterycryptid.bsky.social

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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 2m
I'm not home for ~two hours to act on this, but three porns yet sit unclaimed! Come collect your free, weird, handpicked smut! It's less embarassing to have on your account then an Ubisoft game or Palworld or whatever!
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Momo Games @momoeroge.bsky.social · 24m
The Flipwitch Cassette Tape will be up for preorder this week We'll send links once the pages are up :)
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Sophie @csmcwtch.bsky.social · 41m
conservatives being taken at all seriously instead of treated as the whiny spoiled brats they are is, quite honestly, a condemnation of human civilization throughout history.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 2h
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 3h
here's two rat kings and a rem
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 3h
I don't know if it's all that much bigger then average, certainly not imax size or anything, but the Regal Grande in Biltmore Park is my usual go-to.
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Poch @poch4n.bsky.social · 8h
commission ⭐️
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18h
A screenshot of a dark-themed comment thread. The top comment, from user "blokfluitjes" 12d ago, says "What's pge" and shows 7 upvotes. A reply below from user "GoldenOdyssey" 11d ago says "pervert gaming everyday" and shows 54 upvotes. Both comments include icons for downvoting, replying, and awarding. The users have small, illustrated avatars.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, I usually just say "pan/demi" unless I'm with people in the know already. Even that gets dicey before a certain level of familiarity, granted.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 17h
are you familiar with aegosexuality, outta curiosity?
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 20h
Samus Aran in casual wear with the caption "I, too, am a girl..."
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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
minotaur walks into a bar. bartender says, "you lost, friend". minotaur kills him in a single punch. "now there's no one to pour the beers", says another patron. minotaur tears the man in half. blood everywhere. no one seems to mind. she has found this room before. the labyrinth is playing games now
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 05/10/2026
me when i fucking GET you
pro wrestler mizuki mid air, about to hit referee jushin thunder liger with a big pink hammer
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i said ooh girl
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Electric Steel
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 22h
if you cranked up the surrealism by about 20% on this room it'd fit into the movie perfectly, tbh
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 22h
Still available! Don't be shy, now. I have already entered your dreams via the astral plane and witnessed your deepest desires, you may approach me in this pervert's exchange without fear of judgment.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 22h
The fixation and persistence people have with FATAL is a bit weird. I mean I've also joked about it, but it's like if every time a new VN came out a bunch of people went "ahh, you mean like Rapelay."
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 23h
Once again reposting the meme I made about this.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 23h
It's genuinely baffling it's persisted. Like I guess it's, um, noteworthy, but I can't imagine the majority of people who bring it up haven't actually looked at it beyond that one big review and a couple videos. It existed brielfy 20 years ago and people can't move on.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got some trick-or-treaters. you might ask how when its only the 4th. I ask how because im on the fucking ARK.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 03/10/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uppers marketed itself as the non-skeevy alternative to Senran and it's the skeeviest game I've ever played and I hate it.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
figured out a few things that ain't that, however. More positive, more Stuff You Should Play. also gonna have to figure out my specific tack for "no really Senran Kagura is fine" that isn't just trashing Uppers more.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like I get that games crit and review isn't and shouldn't be all positives, but at the same time I didn't want the first few articles on my You Should Play Porn Games site to be You Should Not Play This Porn In Particular. Pornticular. Anyway.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Work on me wanting to make a little space to talk about Steam and other erotica sidetracked by executive function, starting a new job, but also having a couple articles in the forefront of my mind which were more negative then I wanted to lead on. Which I don't wanna do!
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Stefanie 🏳️‍⚧️ @foxenlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're trans and love Signalis, I want to include your experience in my book on transness and cyberpunk. Feel free to DM me or email foxenlock@proton.com
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🧟🎃 Gore By Night 🎃🧟 @lorebynightvtm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nabbed from a Discord server and I just find it hilarious just how true this is with how some of y'all react.
A meme using a still of an anime-style man with glasses, standing outside and gesturing toward the right with one hand. Large white text at the top reads “PEOPLE ONLINE.” Blue text in the upper-right reads “ANY TTRPG THAT ACKNOWLEDGES SEX AS A THING THAT HAPPENS.” Large yellow text across the lower portion reads “IS THIS F.A.T.A.L.?” The image has an imgflip.com watermark in the bottom-right corner.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(offer valid for the first five porns, or until the sale ends)
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
y'know what, fuck it, I feel like spitting in the eye of the oppressor just a bit I gotta go to work shortly, but if you are a mutual/don't mind me having your steam info, and you want a bit of porn game during the sale, dm me. I'll toss out a couple copies of Flipwitch/Citaldel/Hopeless Junction.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when the washing machine goes off-balance one of the things i like to do is scream "Aaaagh you piece of shit you piece of goddamn shit you are a vile thing a hateful thing a thing thrice times thrice damned to me
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
doctor thomas light's porn folder be like
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even the staff here is perpetually looking for a fight, and even reasonable folk in my mutuals will sometimes pull up a seven-month-old skeet to pick an argument with. We got rid of the average political leaning of twitter, but not much else.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember me, Eddie?
 Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
italian-americans please stand for our lord and savior
Columbo and dog
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Spooky Scary Sunny-tons @sunnydlite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in and seeing all my gay friends
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is Wei, bitch!
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is Wu, bitch!
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is Shu, bitch!
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evil sexy devil bunny Halloween :)!
My bunnysona (any pronouns) in a little Devil outfit.
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ah shit they dug up Mario's old posts.
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VOID 🦇 @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER 4TH
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hi, I'm a queer person. the most open-minded and accepting Republican in the country believes I should have this trait physically beaten out of me. more commonly, they believe I should just be killed outright. where's the common ground, Justin? who over there should I like and respect, Justin?
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