Reposted by KaitCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 18hCavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT 16640143
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What would it take to get Pope Leo to throw a first pitch at a White Sox game? 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My good friend Potential Spam keeps trying to call me 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Pentagon had an EIGHT MONTH LONG data breach! But don't worry, no more fatties in the army 23416
Reposted by Kaitc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2847561599
Reposted by KaitHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134443773
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trevor Lee committed four felonies to build the most boring, basic house ever in Layton, Utah 001
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Checking the "Stay Signed In" box used to mean something 000
Reposted by KaitPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106197686619
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok, Trump WOULD love to do that. Finally, Mike Lee speaks truth 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whoever is praying to the 9th and 9th whale for rain, please take a break 010
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We have GOT to stop letting Ryan Murphy make tv shows 000
Reposted by KaitLes LeMieux @leslemieux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm thinking there's a Pulitzer Prize waiting for the reporter dicovering the identity of the FBI applicant who engaged in beastiality and what their relationship is to Kash Patel causing him to change the standard and allow that person into the agency. 401146194
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What dog abuser is Patel so incredibly desperate to hire??? 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nice of Robert Kraft to take a break from participating in sex trafficking to bully Macklemore 010
Reposted by Kaitthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Susan Sontag's 9/16/01 piece in The New Yorker got her crucified but it's one of the few things from that era that aged well. "'Our country is strong,' we are told again and again. I for one don’t find this entirely consoling. Who doubts that America is strong? But that’s not all America has to be." 3942221
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was six when 9/11 happened. I remember coming home from school and turning on tv because I wanted to watch Arthur. All the channels were showing footage of the towers falling. I didnt understand any of it so I turned the channel to PBS and watched Arthur. 100
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A public official apologizing and asking for forgiveness is so wild to me. 000
Reposted by Kait🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 10/09/2026has anyone wondered if AI only might want to kill all humans cause it has to hang out with techbros all the time like… have you met some of those guys can we take them on a little vacation maybe? 616310
Reposted by KaitMicah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2026Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “Oh, I feel very angry a lot of the time," said Tiffany, "but I just put it away somewhere until I can do something useful with it.” 1162798
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watching the Cerundolo vs Blockx match is fun because I don’t know anything about tennis meanwhile the announcers are bemoaning how much this match sucks 100
Reposted by KaitLenworth @lenworth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most frustrating part about this is how the equivalent male violence effectively gets a pass. Saw a post about how in the last month 3 men killed over 15 of their family members, and in each case the news barely made headlines let alone had any staying power 11431102
Reposted by KaitKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is exactly how the right creates popular support for taking away women’s rights. They position anyone with empathy for Clancy as the reason why women shouldn’t vote, serve on juries, have autonomy, or even exist in public. And they use this as propaganda to make those positions seem reasonable. 92023293
Reposted by KaitMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…" 362249671
Reposted by KaitBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157452526
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Real alpha males run into traffic and get immediately pancaked under a Ford F150 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026They really turned the pentagon into a square? They just needed one more person! I would deduct points for that, alone 010
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Interesting how Jake Tapper can be a good interviewer when he wants to be 000
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Maybe if we convinced companies of the advertising potential in civic shading, we could get stuff like this to be big in America 010
Reposted by KaitMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026yes, and unfailingly predictive of absolute cowardice. If someone waffles on trans rights, they're wrong and gross, but also, you know they're just spineless losers who don't care about anything. nope, bye, next. 01311376
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If Anthony Fauci had been as powerful as republicans claim, the US would have had a significantly smaller amount of COVID deaths 000
Reposted by KaitCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme 631446308
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This could be, unfortunately, a funny reaction picture 000
Reposted by KaitEd @notdred.bsky.social · 20/07/2026We joke around a lot about our British friends on this app but you really have to admire their commitment to changing their leader when everybody fucking hates them 191738199
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Going to the company storeroom to beg for a single AA battery 000
Reposted by KaitLogan Millsap @loganmillsap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You must not hate kids. Hating kids is the society-killer. Hating kids is the little death that brings total misanthropy. 253
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There should be a 15 minute period where Martinez hunts the other Argentine players with a knife 000
Reposted by KaitMicah @rincewind.run · 19/07/2026canada you should have sent carly rae instead 1132419
Kait @lavendercitrus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Muppets are an American treasure, I will hear no slander 000
Reposted by KaitBryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/07/2026Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated. 23081921448
Reposted by KaitBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pausa de Hidratacion 203679631
