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Lauren Buford

@laurenbuford.bsky.social
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Lawyer who yaps about feminism, pop culture, and books. 50% thought daughter/50% thot daughter. writer of adorable nihilist - a substack newsletter 📍Oakland, CA Linktree: linktr.ee/adorablenihilist

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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I need new podcast recs. I’m a true crime and paranormal girlie who regularly listens to TCO, Morbid, and Dateline. My second favorite genre is whatever you call You’re Wrong About and it’s extended cinematic universe (American Hysteria, Maintenance Phase, and If Books Could Kill).
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I was out at a club last night to see one of my current favorite DJs. A 20-something asked to connect on IG. I figured why the heck not? He probably had a nice little surprised this morning when he realized I’m 43. Anyway…still got it! 🤣🤣
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Kyle Tague @kyletague.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
For those puzzled why the strong box office opening of SINNERS is being framed as disappointing somehow, Vulture gave the game away two days ago. Studios are freaking out about letting the copyright revert to Coogler, so the film can't be seen as a success. The fix is in.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/04/2025
I am once again begging people to realize that the law is words on paper and is not self executing. "That's illegal" is not and has never been synonymous with "that's impossible" or "that can't be done." "That's illegal" means "you might get in trouble for that depending on who you are."
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I thought the general public would be a little more worked up about a constitutional crisis.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 11/04/2025
BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech. The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“I believe it is”? What!?? You are the treasury secretary! If you don’t know then who knows!?!
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Today was a good day. A hopeful day. I’m gonna file this one away because I’ll need it
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You know what? Hell yeah… And fuck Storm Thurmond.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2025
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If someone performs on SNL, stays for the curtain call, says something to the host then walks off stage for the camera to see….they’re doing it for attention. Maybe don’t give it to him.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“We preface everything with an admission that our opponents are right and somehow we’re losing the messaging war. We don’t understand why this isn’t working.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/03/2025
literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My villain origin story, honestly.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’ve triple checked the members of a WhatsApp group chat before sending a brunch invite. Like…what is going on!? I’ll never get over how embarrassing and dangerous this administration is.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Juju take my ACL. I don’t need it!
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Whatever happened to “Hi”, “Hello”, “How are you?”, “My name is…”?
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Happy for Lando. Happy for George. That’s my F1 analysis for the night.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
At this point, the Dems have become a party of flailing useless babies who refuse to fight and will preemptively bend the knee to Trump, Elon and GOP. So — I’m asking honestly — what’s the point of this party anymore?
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I haven’t seen this date circulated widely but Chuck is promoting his book in SF on 3/22. Just saying…
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
None of these Democrats should enjoy a moment's peace. Cortez Masto (NV) Durbin (IL) Fetterman (PA) Gillibrand (NY) Hassan (NH) Peters (MI) Schatz (HI) Schumer (NY) Shaheen (NH) They've effectively just voted for Donald Trump's agenda without putting up a fight. Never let them hear the end of it.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/03/2025
Cloture has met the 60 votes to pass in the senate with the help of at least 9 Democrats: Schumer, Fetterman, Hassan, Cortez Masto, Durbin, Gillibrand, Shaheen, Schatz, and Peters. They sold out our country to Trump and Elon. They're traitors to democracy.
This image displays a list of U.S. senators who support a particular issue or bill, with a total count of 60 supporters. Each senator's name is accompanied by their state abbreviation and, in some cases, a quote or comment. The list includes:

1. Catherine Cortez Masto (Nevada) – with a quote: "It would cause too many Americans to suffer."

2. Dick Durbin (Illinois)

3. John Fetterman (Pennsylvania) – with a partial quote: "I will never vote to shut the government down."

4. Kirsten Gillibrand (New York)

5. Margaret Wood Hassan (New Hampshire)

6. Gary Peters (Michigan)

7. Brian Schatz (Hawaii)

8. Charles E. Schumer (New York) – with a quote: "For sure, the Republican bill is a terrible option."

9. Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire) (grayed out, possibly indicating a different status or emphasis)

Each senator is represented with a small portrait on the left, and the text is formatted with bold headings and lighter subtext. The list appears to be part of a political report or legislative tracking document.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’ve honestly never been more disappointed and disgusted in the Democrats. If they won’t fight now, when will they fight? Faith in the party was already on rocky ground. Who on earth is still supporting these clowns?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Can’t wait for Gavin to have Chuck on the pod.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The two party system has to end. These people are holding us hostage.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hey Chuck. Retire, bitch!
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Maybe Gavin Newsom realized he had no political future and this is his path forward. As a….tall Joe Rogan with hair?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/03/2025
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I lovingly refer to this movie as “Captain America: Carter Baizen Lives”. Best movie in the MCU. No question.
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In 2009 GOP Member of Congress Joe Wilson screamed “you lie” during Obama’s SOTU. No censure by the GOP, only “reprimanded” by Dems At Biden’s SOTU 2022 Lauren Boebert and MTG heckled him, nothing.. But Dems will happily throw their Black colleague under a bus for white moderate voter pandering
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Gavin Newsom has always been craven and transparent but this is a new low. And the funniest thing about all of this? He will never ever be president. And that is all he’s ever wanted.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Awww look Gavin Newsom has begun his craven transparent attempt to win over MAGA. Your ex-wife is single. Maybe you should give her a call. What a pathetic loser. I guess being an ally isn’t cool anymore. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I HATE IT HERE. I never thought I’d become the Democrats number one hater but here we are. I can’t stand this party!
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Things that have made me happy recently: Spending the wknd in San Diego with BFFs for an EDM festival Binge watching Supernatural My wine club delivery My niece’s new hat Sour gummy candy Finishing Part of Your World by Abby Jimenez
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The VA is why my father is alive today. He received a high level of care bc his doctors knew him and recognized when something was wrong. Continuity of care made the difference between life and death. The utter lack of respect for our veterans is disgusting.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 05/03/2025
At a time when the Social Security Administration is grossly understaffed, Trump plans to lay off up to 50% of its employees. Outrageous. This will make it HARDER for Americans to get the services they need. This is clearly a step toward the privatization of Social Security.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
That’ll do it. 🙄 Didn’t they do something similar and wear white a few years ago? Maybe color coordinated outfits as a form of protest is not the way to go.
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Scoop: Democratic Women in Congress to Wear Pink to Trump’s Speech
Exclusive: Dozens of Democratic Congresswomen plan to wear pink to Trump’s joint address to Congress, TIME has learned
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Border crossings were already down before Trump was inaugurated. I used to actually respect Mark Warner. This is just spineless nonsense.
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
So why are any Democrats going tonight!? Seriously, what is the reason?
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Hey so…this is disgusting.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/02/2025
This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!
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Lauren Buford @laurenbuford.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No but seriously…what does Putin have on Trump? I’ve never seen a supposedly powerful man simp so hard for another supposedly powerful man.
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