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🌽 Your favorite Central-American Morbid Softie💀 🖤 …often infused with a sardonic edge 🐾 Hug your dog for me 🔗: venmo.com/u/LaurenAnabela

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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Oh, you a thorny bitch! I get it.” vibing with my red raspberry plant so she can thrive
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
thank u for your service Merino
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
when the whistle blew (and seeing argentina loose). Viva Palestina!
Javier Bardem in Cape Fear. Viva Palestina
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
not rooting for the brits but will shout the ‘Wonderwall’ lyrics at the top of my lungs if they beat argentina
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Manifesting Rule of Threes: US Neocons
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
there’s the sloppy USMNT I remember
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde, you won our hearts.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DR Congo hopefully sending the Brits home close to the 4th is what I’m now referring to the America’s 1st birthday for U.S. #SPORTS
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Shout out to South American teams (🇪🇨 and now 🇵🇾 ) booting out zee-Germans
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
really thought ‘Widow’s Bay’ was part of the Stephen King universe
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
glad to pack up the winter coat; for the third time this year
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Coachella 2026, sponsored by the tobacco industry
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I see Bluesky finally got the “save draft” memo
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
proper way to respond to the text messages today
A tall yard skeleton wearing bunny ears.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
are the Oscars Bringing Brooches Back?
Handmade gold metal brooch in the shape of the United States containing Alaska and Hawaii inside and the word beLIEve with LIE cut out.  By Creative Dexterity 2025
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My 2026 Oscars boom roasted pitch would have been to ask Leo how his luxury Tel Aviv hotel investment was going.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
…still surreal the World Cup is happening in the US, Mexico and Canada in about 3 months
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Trump's FCC boss is openly threatening to shut down TV stations that don't spread Pentagon propaganda for the war in Iran and most of the Democrats on the Senate Commerce Committee (who are supposed to oversee him) are too busy trying to pass laws to let Trump's FTC censor social media sites
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Well, crap. Broke my sacred no-Twitter/X vow. Keeping up with the world’s breaking news chaos seems more accessible there but definitely comforting to come back here, knowing there won’t be any @ follow ups to a fucking AI chatbot.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the only way to get my attention watching this would be a “you’re a pedo” chant that would trigger the “whoops”
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
officially reached The Seasonal Affective Disorder Shining phase of being tired of the winter Nor’easter
Screenshot of The Shining (1980) Jack Torrance with a case of the seasonal affective winter in New England disorder. Jack is frozen outside after a snowstorm.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
that one pride flag I will never serve
Screenshot of a Nor’easter storm map of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island with a colorful snow fall inch predictions. Via wbztv
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This President’s day, here’s what U.S. presidents have said about Native Americans. nativenewsonline.net/currents/us-... "Indians and wolves are both beasts of prey, tho' they differ in shape."- George Washington
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US Presidents in Their Own Words Concerning American Indians
Editor's Note: This article was previously published in Native News Online on prior Presidents' Days. It was updated to include works concerning American Indians made by the current president of the U...
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When your love language went from making mix tapes to making memes with images from the shared photo album. Happy Valentine’s
Combined photos of (top) Abel Tesfaye, The Weeknd, from The Idol (2023) with the text “Fuckin’ stretch that tiny, little ‘Dussy’” (bottom) A picture of a person in a dunkin donuts costume that looks like a donut hole with hole in the middle.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
To: (tag your pet)
Valentine’s Day Card Meme - screenshot of Luther Ronzoni Vandross Jr from “Never Too Much” music video and the words “A thousand kisses from you is never too much” above him.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
started watching Industry; bitches be high, talking to close, horny and broken
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Jason Hickel @jasonhickel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
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Creative Dexterity @creativedexterity.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
this is reality greg FUCKICE: creativedexterity.com/products/f-ck…
Handmade golden earrings with the words “FUCK ICE” on the front. Two stubborn but seriously looking French bulldogs are on the corner. Still from E.T. (1985) photoshopped. E.T. Wearing golden earrings that have “F*CK ICE” text and his heart beams “ACAB”. Two stubborn but seriously looking French bulldogs are on the corner while Eliot saying “this is reality greg”.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Last year, I wrote about Jeffrey Epstein and Twin Peaks. I wrote about Laura Palmer. A generation of girls, now women, who grew up in Laura Palmer’s world. sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/laura-palm...
sarahkendzior.substack.com
Laura Palmer’s House
Jeffrey Epstein, Twin Peaks, and dreams of justice.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The same Richard Neal that signed a resolution last summer that also “expresses gratitude to law enforcement officers, including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel, for protecting the homeland.” Interesting…
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 01/02/2026
For #BlackHistoryMonth we're offering 40% OFF Haymarket Books on the Struggle for Black Liberation
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Haymarket Books on the Struggle for Black Liberation
Black History Month is not only a celebration of the rich history of Black life, politics, culture, and struggle. It is also a reminder to engage every day with that history as we ...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/02/2026
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
a protestor holding up a smartphone with a cop’s arm around his shoulder. text reads PICS OF FACES GO TO DATABASES! CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST!
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
reposting for historical contexts only en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
https://allthatsinteresting.com/fragging-vietnam-war
Screen cap of article on All That's Interesting, Fragging: When Soldiers In Vietnam Revolted Against Their Officers By Murdering Them With Grenades (by Gina Dimuro 2019)
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
apparently, we’ve reached the awkward part of this evenings show #grammys
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
my latest assigned sleep paralysis demon, entering the chat #Grammys
Lady Gaga performing ‘ Abracadabra’ during the Grammys.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Wait, did one of The Righteous Gemstones just win a Grammy for that Contemporary Country category?! #Grammys
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I secretly hope ‘Manchild’ is about Barry Keoghan.
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’ve reached that Auntie stage, the one I knew was coming but dreaded, where I need my nephew/niece on standby to explain to me who these people are during the Grammys.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The wrong perverts run this country
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
To:
From:
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Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM
Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
[ESTOP/P/1 ]
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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
DIG UP THAT FUCKING GOLF COURSE. WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING? I feel like I’m losing my mind.
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 30/01/2026
In solidarity with all those standing up for our communities against the brutality of immigrant detention and ICE occupation, we're offering free ebooks of three crucial books about migrant justice and border abolition.
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Free Ebooks: Abolish ICE, Abolish the Border
In solidarity with all those standing up for our communities against the brutality of immigrant detention and ICE occupation, we're offering free ebooks of three crucial books about migrant justice an...
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
we finally gonna have a TAX (filing) Strike or nah
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Mother Elektra Abundance-Evangelista Jackson
Pose’s house mother Elektra Jackson lubricating her vocal chords: "Your uniform of J. Crew culottes, fake pearls, and 50 cent scrunchies can not conceal the fact that you do not know who you are. I know our presence threatens you. We fought for our place at this table, and that has made us stronger than you'll ever be."
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Legit snuck in a glass container of pasta to an evening movie because I hate eating dinner past 8pm, that’s dessert/snack territory!
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
We are all drowning in a pool of systemic propaganda so I understand why the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti feel esp shocking and I think it is important to do the internal work of asking yourself, if this applies to you, why the deaths of immigrants/Black folks don't shock in the same way
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L▲uren ▲n ▲bel ▲ @laurenanabela.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my dog is on poop strike effect immediately (since the snow started)
a grumpy Frenchie (cow) dog wearing a winter coat, sitting in front of a space heater
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