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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷

@laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social
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30. I'm a lesbian Erotica writer. 100% no ai. 100% yes kinky. 18+ ofc. MDNI 🖤🩷💙💚🩵💜🧡💛🤎❤️

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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've had another story more than halfway do e for months, but idk. I think i might just give up on this project. No one cares what i have to say anyway.
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think every trans woman should be legally allowed to force femme (1) cis person
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Promethius stole secret knowledge from the gods and was the first to give the gift of the prostate to mankind
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You want the handjob before or after i clean the cinnamon roll icing off my hands, love?
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just came so hard it started thundering
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
woman who gets into age regression, but she cant find brightly colored toys and clothes like she used to have
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Critical drinker knows less about Green Lantern than the writers of The Big Bang theory
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wtf do people even say to each other during sex if there isn't some level of dom/sub dynamic?
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Ben Sadfleck @bensadfleck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Petra Parker
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The point of naming things 'gulf of America' and 'lake America' isn't for the current generation to all start using it. It's for forcing teachers to teach kids to call it that. Of course, parents can correct that behavior, but after another generation, it will be ingrained.
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tramp stamp that says 'if you're reading this you're gay' in Japanese
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I love your posts“ thanks I’m being hunted for sport please help
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Optimus's voice actor outlived Unicron's voice actor by 40 years. Damn
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Saying gamergate was about ethics in games journalism is the modern day 'civil was was about states rights'
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My main just got suspended lmao oh fuck.
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 22/08/2026
my puritan wrath is just
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 05/07/2026
🩸 sometimes u need to be a high femme pillow princess for a night
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If her diamond clit stud has some grool on it, thats called ice cream
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Chat if i was cursed, would you fix me or think my whimpering suffering is fun?
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 02/07/2026
we need transfem Ram Ranch
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Woman that cries after sex because you're just so, so bad at it
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A whore is just like a concubine thats a ronin if you think about it.
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
All people should be women unless they have good reasons not to be.
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Im sorry dude, you can listen to clowncore emo, or you can listen to straight music, but you CANNOT listen to clowncore emo straight music.
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Throw me into the reflecting pool, and I'll come out pregnant.
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
who up feeling insignificant and unimportant and irrelevant and worthless?
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How many adult women do you think there are that have masturbated to spongebob?
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So would centaurs hatch from eggs, or?
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soushiyo @soushiyo.com · 14/06/2026
are we back?
harley and ivy
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
these are my emotional support cultists
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I am the most unprofessional writer
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Girl who's a pussy magnet x girl who's a dick magnate
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Girl who has everything wrong with her
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Do you wanna be afraid of me? 🥺
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 13/06/2026
some of u on here
youtube thumbnail, big arrow pointing to an unused port on the top of the ps vita labeled "worthless hole"

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the strange holes of gaming
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Chloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Domme who marries you to another domme's sub as part of a political alliance
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ive fucked my ass with one that looks like the middle leaning fem, bottom one. Idk if that's relivent
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Havent had someone threeaten to kill me in a while... Loneliness...
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sorry everyone, Platner ruined it, no one gets to use "epstine class" in future, try "rich rapists" "billionaire rapists" "rapists that run the country"
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i just saw a youtube comment saying 'I want to point out, given enough time, a bunch of apes did write Shakespeare" and I was like "...OH RIGHT"
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The fact that “is this candidate masculine enough” is still a frequent topic of debate at all shows just how far we have to go to unlearn misogyny
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Having your main kinks come with aura preloaded has got to feel so good. You talk about cigarette play or guro and people bite their lip imagining the beautiful darkness lurking in your heart. Inversely, if you rolled inflation on the roulette wheel you're going to be fighting for your life
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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🩷💙💚Laurel Garland💚💙🩷 @laurel-g-erotica.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Im built like this (confusingly)
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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