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Laurasaurus

@laurasaurus.bsky.social
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I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware. I am BlueSky’s foremost raccoon domestication program advocate.

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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 1h
I did like their ad campaign from awhile back where they said “we know we used to suck - but we don’t anymore!”
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 2h
🎶 Ranch ranch Ranch 🎶
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 2h
I’m crying. They didn’t have to go this hard for a 2010s Dominos ad in Panama, but I’m glad they did.
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Dominos Pizza de los Pueblos Reggae
YouTube video by Artemio
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3h
Big update at the link (www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...), but here's the tl;dr:
Bernie Sanders “I am once again asking for your financial support” meme, with my tiny baby head, from the same photo as my profile pic, very badly photoshopped onto him
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 6h
I’m still generally against the death penalty, but a lot of liberal democracies do seem to be relearning why that has traditionally been the punishment for treason and insurrection.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 8h
His older sister was our other cat for Halloween when she was 2. 🥹
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 8h
I have no clue what to do for my kid’s costume. He really wants to be our cat, Montgomery, but not that many places make Siamese cat costumes. Maybe I can buy a white cat costume and color it somehow?
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 8h
In what fuckin universe is this costume a size 5T?
Comically large Siamese cat onesie costume with actual 5T clothing placed on top for scale
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 14h
NEW FROM PP The Trump admin keeps denying immigration agents are grabbing Americans, so we tracked it 500+ Americans detained 70+ kids, some cuffed or zip-tied 60+ held after filming 36+ held for day+ w/o access to lawyer ~12 deported (yes, deported) projects.propublica.org/american-cit....
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 14h
Where was it this time? :(
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 22h
I’m sorry - the name Sixers is taken.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
False Wilmington is what I call Wilmington, NC.
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
last night I saw a guy waiting at an intersection and heard the beep from him hitting the walk signal, then a few seconds later I saw a large raccoon crossing the street & the guy was gone. possible shapeshifter situation
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 year old has a growing pile of sticks next to our front door that he says are his “most important sticks” and no one is allowed to move. How long does the stick phase typically last?
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brb going to the Patriarch of Constantinople with my cats so he can fix this.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I’m thinking about whether my cats are catholic or orthodox.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Important: On the video sites, there are tons of videos of priests in Mexico and the US blessing cats under the hashtag “gatólico.”
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe not a bad person in the grand scheme of rock musicians, but kind of a bad person for someone who cares a lot about the issues he claims to care about!
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Teen me did not get MIA right, though. So that one’s kind of a bummer.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad 11 years old me decided that Rage Against the Machine sucked for that “Bush and Gore are the same” music video, because now 38 year old me doesn’t have to struggle with mixed feelings about them after finding out Tom Morello didn’t learn shit from 2000.
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World’s Biggest Stagflation Truther @corncobanalysis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
frankly, all this unity is boring to the people online at the center of the universe
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His last diary entry is gonna be about how meeting JD Vance is what did him in.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Serbian barn cat that rides the sheep.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have some questions about the respondent who claims they let their 5 year old go anywhere.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, the five liberals in that community just got complacent now that Bovino is out.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“ICE was met with mass resistance in Democratic, denser areas and not very much resistance in Republican, rural areas. This really says something about liberals’ level of concern about ICE.” C’mon.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of the responses to this are suggesting that it’s a sign that liberals no longer care about ICE. But of COURSE there’s less resistance to ICE in places that voted for Trump and are less densely populated.
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川上信 (Shin Kawakami)🇯🇵🇨🇳🇺🇸 @nkfinity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Between Lula being behind and Lee in S. Korea becoming unpopular, I really would like to emphasize that there’s no one easy trick to resolving facism for good.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Krillion #82 🦐 230 🦑🫧🦑🐟🐟🐟🫧 Not great!
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So does Bolsonaro’s son also go to the hospital a lot, or does he go a normal amount?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This an example of what I mean about “I didn’t [knowingly] vote for this” not necessarily being a lie but still being morally damning. You can’t be so careless about something as consequential as an American Presidential election. You just can’t.
that politicians and activists, including a Springfield pastor named Carl Ruby, were blaming the Trump administration for what happened. "It's our immigration policy that took his life," Ruby had told reporters.
Jack thought about that. He was a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024, reasoning that things weren't getting better, so why not try something different. He'd supported what
Trump had said about deporting undocumented immigrants convicted of crimes, but none of what he was learning now sounded like that.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Others have already pointed out that this guy’s social media posts indicate he’s lying about being a Democrat until 2024. Maybe he’s lying about feeling guilty too, or maybe he lied about the extent of his support because he feels guilty. I dunno.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The part of this article where Pierre Damas Bel’s dad was in the funeral home telling him what a good son he was wrecked me. So many lives destroyed by a fit of pique by Trump voters and nonvoters.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always read it as “sha-ROD” but he says it more like “SHARE-ud.”
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tired of this fucker.
Wikipedia photo of ragweed
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YESSS
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These spicy yuzu potato chips are so good.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHHHH don’t think that into existence.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He got pumpkin dysentery. RIP.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How much do you think that kid weighs? 60 lbs? I can pick up a 60 lb kid.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never once pronounced Sherrod Brown’s first name correctly in my head.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I might enjoy replying to people like this with “actually, I already had its energy cleansed by the most powerful witch on the eastern seaboard.”
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jose Andres is the absolute GOAT. turbolib who has brought meals to disaster zones after the Haiti earthquake & to war-stricken families in Ukraine and Gaza and now he’s YIMBYposting in the face of Spain’s severe housing shortage
@chefjoseandres
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© Translated from Spanish by Grok
Incredible to see the "experts" on resolving the housing emergency that Spain is experiencing! On every television! @telediario_tve @ANoticias
@tele5_noticias @noticias_cuatro The reality is that we have politicians who try to create decrees and solutions when they lack the preparation or knowledge to devise a real solution to the problem we're facing.
Spain doesn't have a problem of a lack of decrees. It has a problem of a lack of housing.
And as long as the Government keeps confusing announcing measures with solving problems, we'll keep paying the consequences of its inaction.
Subsidizing demand without increasing supply pressures prices. Regulating a market more and more without building new housing doesn't eliminate scarcity: it manages it. Taxing a type of rental can change incentives, but it doesn't lay a single brick either.Because housing doesn't get cheaper by distributing scarcity. It gets cheaper by ending it.
Spain needs to build. A lot.
More available land. Permits in months, not years. More density wherever possible. Legal certainty. Much more public housing and also private housing.
But the Government isn't doing what's necessary. It prefers to intervene on the few homes that exist rather than create the conditions for there to be many more. It prefers to present patches as solutions and load the cost of its failure onto owners, developers, and citizens.
The rest can serve to redistribute, protect certain groups, or change incentives. But let's not confuse that with solving the underlying problem.
You don't fix a lack of housing by better distributing the few homes that exist. You fix it by making many more exist.
Less propaganda. Less patches. Less obsession with intervening on the same apartment.
More supply. More construction. More homes.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am considering checking out the gas leak app (Threads).
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