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Laurasaurus

@laurasaurus.bsky.social

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I’m Laura. I’m in Delaware. I am BlueSky’s foremost raccoon domestication program advocate.

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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 23h

Look at them.

Siamese cats in tiny Sixers jerseys

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Trust the process, Nellie.

Lilac point Siamese cat in a Sixers jersey that she seems to be unsure about

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ok this seems like a bit much.

THC drink that has 50mg of THC

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Me

The “Hello, Human Resources!?” meme with Biden and Trump saying they shop at Joseph A Banks

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Amazon is like, “WOW, this lady is a great mom.”

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My Amazon “About Me” page is mostly horrifying me with how much very personal info they know about my kids, but my husband’s is reading him for filth.

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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In what fuckin universe is this costume a size 5T?

Comically large Siamese cat onesie costume with actual 5T clothing placed on top for scale

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This an example of what I mean about “I didn’t [knowingly] vote for this” not necessarily being a lie but still being morally damning. You can’t be so careless about something as consequential as an American Presidential election. You just can’t.

that politicians and activists, including a Springfield pastor named Carl Ruby, were blaming the Trump administration for what happened. "It's our immigration policy that took his life," Ruby had told reporters.
Jack thought about that. He was a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024, reasoning that things weren't getting better, so why not try something different. He'd supported what
Trump had said about deporting undocumented immigrants convicted of crimes, but none of what he was learning now sounded like that.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tired of this fucker.

Wikipedia photo of ragweed

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I built this FYP brick by brick.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Look at this guinea pig I found online.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s not getting any better.

Moe
Mommy? Do you ever just feel like crying?

Hey! It's Mommy!
Leif
Did you say Mommy?
What a happy name.
Oh, yes, and I'm Leif.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Grateful to her 🙏

Gray kitten with yellow eyes catching a pink toy on a string

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh no. Is Celia a chemtrails conspiracist?

celia
Some plane painted vapor trails all across the sky as it passed over us.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why is this so funny

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s important that he see himself in literature.

Montgomery the Siamese cat looking at a 3 year old’s book with a Siamese cat in it

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine this, but very tall for some reason.

1990 teal Toyota Corolla

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh wow it’s not a stage name.

Wetmore grew up in Kalama, north of Vancouver, Washington, and graduated from Kalama High School in 2018.[3] At age 11, he taught himself how to play piano inspired by a love for Jerry Lee Lewis.[4]

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Preschool parents detailing Mayor Humdinger’s various offenses.

Martin Luther nailing his complaints to a door

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I regret letting my kids name my villager. It is awful to be called Mommy by Tom Nook.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you do not wish to be perceived by anyone at the vet

Mont the Siamese cat aggressively burrowing his head into my armpit

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Lmao. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

Three different cat words
Little lesbian child

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Update: The cygnets are growing up and, like their mom and dad, they trust Marc and will hang out with him.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🚨 WE HAVE FLORA. 🚨

Flora the flamingo villager

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She’s coming to the island. (I was very careful not to act grossed out by the gorilla and pig villagers we encountered first.)

Celia the eagle villager in animal crossing

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lmaooooo yessss. Absolute weirdo shit.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There are so many like this lmaooooo. What a bizarre over reaction

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know what? This fucker is manipulative.

Wisp the ghost in Animal Crossing:
I-I can't believe it... I mean, I did suspect it, but... To think ghosts are really, really real...

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh.

CBS News recently reported that the holdout juror was accused of domestic violence in 2021. Police in Brockton, Massachusetts, said he was accused of grabbing his wife by the throat and throwing her into a dresser during an argument. He pleaded not guilty to a count of domestic violence assault and battery, and the charge was later dismissed, according to court records.

CBS News legal analyst Caroline Polisi said the key question is whether Desronvil disclosed the allegation on his juror questionnaire. But with a mistrial already declared, it's unclear whether the issue will have any impact on the case going forward, she said.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Calvin’s dad on a bike inserted into the sickos meme format

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She has some good starter villagers.

Phoebe the phoenix and Rowan the tiger on my kid’s new animal crossing island

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is an insane product to ever develop wtf

CPSC email recalling realistic looking gummy bear fridge magnets from SHEIN

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It has stickers too! Anyone who donates before the 20th gets one!

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I didn’t eat enough for breakfast to donate platelets today, but I did give blood. Look what I got!

Hello Kitty x American Red Cross bag

Blood donor hello kitty stuffie keychain

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Box cat.

Montgomery the Siamese cat sitting in a cardboard box

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Angel is living the dream.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have seen my future, and it is bright.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Space cats

Siamese cat on the top floor of a cardboard rocket shaped cat scratcher/house

Siamese cat on the bottomfloor of a cardboard rocket shaped cat scratcher/house

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Frustration is mounting. How do I get this kid to listen to me and put the book on her legs so it’s at an angle?

Siamese cat laying next to klutz friendship bracelet book

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It’s still in print.

Klutz friendship bracelet book

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There were snake crime discussions in the comments too.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I am going to be thinking about this comment for awhile.

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As a firefighter please let us know before hand. As someone who's terrified of snakes nothing is worse than putting out a fire than the homeowner coming up to you and telling you they burned it due to snakes. Its happened to me twice ((o)
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Soon.

Calvin’s dad saying he hopes gas goes up to 8 bucks a gallon

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

!!!

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

People in the DA’s Facebook comments are making very specific comments about his history of misconduct.

This particular officer refused to call a judge for a PFA for me atter a credible threat was made on my life by someone with a history of physical violence towards me. He said in all the years that he's been on the force, he's only seen a Judge grant a PFA via phone twice.
Less than an hour later, 1 was on the phone with a Judge after going to the West Pottsgrove Police Department and speaking with one of their officers.
PFA was granted based upon the report taken by the officers, witness statements, and the evidence presented via Zoom. (Shout out to WPPD for always doing an exemplary job!)
That PFA saved my life and yet Officer Farrell couldn't be bothered to even attempt to assist me. What an awful human being.

There have been prior incidents with this officer which would suggest abuse of power and a pattern for inflicting excessive harm such as stomping on a woman who was already restrained resulting in knee and rib injuries. Intimidation of business owners threatening to pull their license.
There are police officers that tarnish the badge and it would appear this officer is one of them.

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My cat Montgomery with a speech bubble

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That’s right. We do.

Bumper sticker that says “Delaware exists.”

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Well well well. Look at this little genius.