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Laura Roose

@lauraroose.bsky.social
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AuDHD. RVA. Cats and stuff. Tar Heel. College hoops. Struggling through autistic burnout AND perimenopause, so yeah, I'm a real treat 🙄

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any Democrat announcing pre-emptively that they won't impeach Trump is not just failing to fulfill their constitutional duties, they're signaling to Trump that he can ramp up the abuses because they're not going to hold him accountable. Nope.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can't think of anything stupider
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I HAVE NO WORDS
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Omg this game 😂😂😂😂 #Commies
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who needs an elbow when you've got legs 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every word of this from @drewmagary.bsky.social. Democrats will likely retake Congress, but what they do next is an open question. That's why it's important for us all to press Democrats -- right now -- to commit to an aggressive agenda of oversight and accountability.
As desperate as Republicans are to hold onto power, the Democratic establishment is even more rattled. An oil slick like Schumer sees his GOP chums on the other side of the aisle get marginalized by an interloper (Trump), and now fears a similar interloper on his side doing likewise. The Schumers of the DNC fear the likes of Zohran Mamdani and AOC (even as she's gone about sanding down her politics over the last eight years) far more than they fear Trump. So if they wrest control of Congress a month from now, their priority won’t be to reform a brazenly corrupt Supreme Court, or to punish Trump and his many accomplices for their endless crimes, or to finally cut off aid to Israel, or even to force an end to that shitty war in Iran. All they’ll do is sit on their candy asses and wait around for the next election. Then they’ll tell you the best way, the most responsible way, to express your anger at their indifference is to continue voting for them.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll take it 😂 #GDTBATH
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/10/2026
Justice John Roberts grinning
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 06/10/2026
Early voting turnout in Virginia is jaw dropping stuff among Latino voters. Across all other demographics, numbers are well ahead of 2022 at the same point but Hispanic/Latino turnout is 50% higher than it was in 2024-- a presidential election year!
Race, 2022 Count (Share), 2024 Count (Share), 2026 Count (Share)
Asian or Pacific Islander, 7,293 (3.61%), 19,832 (3.43%), 15,827 (4.59%)
Black, 27,395 (13.54%), 85,589 (14.82%), 56,985 (16.53%)
Hispanic or Latino, 4,260 (2.11%), 14,508 (2.51%), 21,577 (6.26%)
Native American, 71 (0.04%), 285 (0.05%), 509 (0.15%)
Uncoded, 818 (0.4%), 1,512 (0.26%), 87 (0.03%)
White, 161,779 (79.99%), 455,802 (78.9%), 249,021 (72.22%)
Unknown, 639 (0.32%), 169 (0.03%), 820 (0.24%)
Total, 202,255, 577,697, 344,826

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Charlie Sykes @sykescharlie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surely the Pentagon has seen strange sights, but seldom anything like the testosterone-besotted, fascisty-tinged clown show put on by the former weekend Fox News host who now runs the US military. charliesykes.substack.com/p/day-one-im...
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Day One: Impeach Pete Hegseth
“No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos.” But Musk.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/10/2026
I'll just say that a guy joking about being a tough guy and holding hands with another guy so they can make a PSA about flu shots is so obviously one thousand times more studly than our idiotic defense secretary who thinks it's about pushups and making fun of beards.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sports app. Place is crackling. Could really use a shithead to pass away right now
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone here thinks you're a weirdo so you should probably just pack it up and go home, weirdo.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone here thinks you're a weirdo so you should probably just pack it up and go home, weirdo.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gosh I would just be so sad!
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Perimenopause completely unmasked my autism and ADHD last year at age 46. The biggest punch in the face you could imagine. Lost my job, lost friends. Had/have to isolate for long periods just to get my nervous system functioning again. 🫠
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Dropping Mic in Trash Can: Anything Else?
Alt: Dropping Mic in Trash Can: Anything Else?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Communism is the new caravans.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My cat has been sick, which has made me feel so terrible and anxious, I can hardly function. She's 19.5 years old and has been with me forever. I fear we're nearing the end and I love her so much. If you have a pet, please give them a kiss for me. Take them out for a walk tomorrow; give them a treat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 15/09/2026
I’m not interested in men in sports journalism writing or talking about this if they aren’t going to directly address men and misogyny in sports journalism.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love that this icon just won an Emmy
Screenshot of famous tweet from Katie Dippold dressed as the babadook
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
jesus christ man, just let go already
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I loved that bit 😂
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
if donald trump stole the constitution from the national archives and torched it on the white house lawn those two would say that clearly the president has the authority to do so
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lotta unforced errors in this dude’s game
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🗣️ LOUDER FOR EVERY ASSHOLE IN THE BACK, FRONT, MIDDLE, IN BETWEEN, LEFT, RIGHT, UP, OR DOWN 🗣️
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s not “on the other side of the aisle,” he’s a private citizen whose only job is bagman! That you frame him as equivalent to a congressional leader is the entire problem!! Fuck!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SOON
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Inshallah
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But it made @slotkin.senate.gov feel good, so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you, Senator. Thank you.
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
good god everything is so stupid 🫠
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@northcarolinats.bsky.social I'm coming home! Let me know when I can work on your campaign for office 😁
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Moving back to NC and never working a 9-5 office job ever again.
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Mark Hennessy-Barrett @markhb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.upi.com/Top_News/US/... Today's Fatal Food is.... <spins wheel> Pork! with.... <spins wheel> Lysteria!
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USDA recalls 1,500 pounds of pork products distributed to eight states - UPI.com
U.S. health officials have issued an urgent recall for more than 1,500 pounds of pre-packaged pork products distributed across eight states.
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Postcards to Voters @tovoters.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Want to help return Senator Jon Ossoff to D.C. this Nov. 3? Write friendly election reminders to Democrats in Coastal GA and also help flip a State Senate District with candidate Corey Foreman. 2-for-1 awareness! Email: Join@TonyTheDemocrat.org It's fun, easy, and it works! #PostcardsToVoters
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every bit of breaking news about the racist billionaire who is funding the Republican Party and destroying our entire world contains salacious details that would normally launch a full-scale assault by the entire media, but I guess he can't compete with "guy who films himself at a computer talking"
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Laura Roose @lauraroose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!
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