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Laughing Jesus

@laughingjesus.bsky.social
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I’ve come share the good news that you don’t need salvation. The only guaranteed failure is to never try. I try to be kind and humble, but frequently fail.

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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 3m
Why would a President talk about shoving anything up anyone’s ass? 🤔 Oh yeah, a real President wouldn’t.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 2h
For anybody who doesn't know AI is only free because they need you to use it. Once they have everyone dependent on it, it will become really expensive really fast. Just like Uber, Netflix, Groceries...
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ChumpTrump @chumptrump.bsky.social · 21h
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 4h
This is artistically beautiful but I can also see this floating technique used quite effectively in a horror movie.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h
First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)
pic of Natalie walking, bag in hand
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 6h
She’ll post a bit on Truth Social, restock the diaper bag and be ready for another day of excitement.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h
Trump: "We had our country that was a joke, that was laughed at. And now we have a country that's emulated. Everybody is looking at us. Europe wants to copy us. Everybody wants to copy us."
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 23h
JUST IN: 🇮🇱 🇦🇪 The Omani pilot in FlyDubai “hijacking” was actually BANNED from flying. He was banned due to having “radical views” He was specifically hired and placed on the UAE to Israel flight. This has to be of the worst false flags I’ve ever seen 🤦🏻‍♂️
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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello, vegetarians are allowed to dissect meat. Purely form a forensic pathology POV. 🤷‍♀️😉
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T.J. Lee @trueflint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's no way to amass that much wealth via honest labor.
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Declassify UAP @declassifyuap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Just as Germans who backed Hitler and the Nazi Party after 1933 were fully aware of what they were joining, so Christians who have backed Trump and the MAGA movement a second time know and bear responsibility for what they are now endorsing.” www.theguardian.com/books/2026/o...
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When is the right time to compare US politics to the Nazi era? This expert on Christian nationalism says: now
Robert P Jones argues that declining white Christian influence has fuelled an alliance with Trump, and warns it is reshaping US democracy
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting rid of billionaires would actually help society and the planet immensely.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spend a lot of time worrying about the things blood-thirsty Republicans are up to on a seemingly hourly basis. They are truly terrible people, they really are. They have fallen at the fat little feet of a man who’s a proven racist, liar, abuser, and traitor. Sadly, that’s just the start. I still
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I signed up with Bluesky I was an angry Seattle liberal mad at the right and Donald Trump. Two years later I have 26 thousand followers, a therapeutic outlet for my anger, and a way to organize likeminded individuals for protests. Never underestimate the effect a single individual can have.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The GOP is the party of law and order. Except it's led by a convicted felon who approves of rape, sexual assault, pedophilia, and bribery and corruption in all forms. And the MAGA base fully buys in. Cornell is another demonstration of all of this. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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We live in a rape-prone society. The horrific Cornell case reveals what that looks like | Rebecca Solnit
Public outcry to punish the alleged perpetrators in the Cornell case misses the point – the only solution is political, legal and cultural equality of women
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Right like it’s fine to not like him but the question these people are asking is so stupid lolol
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
So weird seeing these podcast clips where these folks are like “do you think Tom Cruise understood what he was saying?” And it’s like … you think he delivered that monologue the way he did and didn’t understand … what he was saying? It‘s such an incomprehensible take lol
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DJ @darnich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😆 We have a billionaire problem youtube.com/shorts/a9Uk9...
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Fed up with the billionaires, Butters calls an exterminator.
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump is morally aligned with rapists and authoritarian terrorists like Putin. He’s one sick bastard.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨 TRUMP/EPSTEIN NEW LAWSUIT: A new victim has come forward against Donald Trump directly. And the details are disgusting. It happened in front of Epstein! MAGA Cult Slayer 😎
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But of course Trump feels bad about rapists being caught.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I could be optimistic that “environmental enlightenment” were in our future, by whatever cause. But right now I see a planet controlled by greedy billionaires who see it as their’s to rape and plunder. Getting rid of billionaires would give me more optimism.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her exact thoughts: “Stay the fuck away from me you smelly old lecher.”
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/10/2026
Her face says, “We are absolutely not doing whatever you think this is.”
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 02/10/2026
If “apocalyptic optimism” means believing that a massively destructive global climate event will usher in a new era of environmental enlightenment, then we should hope that catastrophe arrives just as soon as possible. I’m rooting for this El Niño. Bring it on!
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Billionaires are a pestilence upon the earth.
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Macklemore’s ‘Free Palestine’ tour has sold out all three European arena shows after he was removed as a support act from Ed Sheeran’s US tour over his pro-Palestine activism. The Grammy-winning rapper’s Dublin, Paris and London concerts will raise funds for 12 organisations supporting Palestinians
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s when a coup and civil war begin.
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
" El Niño could put Washington’s coastal towns in hot water" by @heyjohnryan.bsky.social for @kuow.org Public Radio: www.kuow.org/environment/...
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El Niño could put Washington’s coastal towns in hot water
Some communities in Washington are stepping up their efforts to prepare for higher seas.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When they begin to use the military against the people they need to be sure their testosterone pumped loyalists will be willing to kill their own citizens.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📌NEWS: Pete Hegseth said that the Pentagon is eliminating 1 in 5 generals and admirals. 📌NOTE: Authoritarian regimes eliminate military leaders who they believe aren't loyal to the regime. 📌UPSHOT: This is a very concerning development in the GOP's ongoing attack on America and her Democracy.
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trumpy is a moron. Trumpy is AI: Absolute Idiot.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Billionaires know America is headed for dark times as Trump intends on staying indefinitely in the White House. He intends in using his new golden ballroom for many years after 2028.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The MF’s are so desperate to nail Jack Smith that they simply make shit up and I’m not sure they even realize they are making shit up.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The children of Gaza are bearing a burden 10 times heavier than their age 😢💔😢🤬🇮🇱🤬🤬🤬🤬🇮🇱♾️
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 27/09/2026
Breaking News! Code: FUBAR!!! The preliminary Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature for September 25th was 29.822°C. This breaks the previous highest temperature ever recorded in the region of 29.815°C, set on November 17th, 2015. The Climate 8-ball is exiting, stage right.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess the hundreds of millions Republicans are getting from billionaires for ads in the midterms aren’t enough so they are just going to steal taxpayer dollars to run more of them.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I support anything that might get me elected and not get on Trump’s shit list…”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Minnesota Republican state Senate candidate Austin Peterson endorses NDAs for data centers: "There's a reason why there's NDAs out there"
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remain undeterred in my fight for the release of the entirety of the unredacted Epstein Files. We just have to keep pushing and pushing them with everything we’ve got.
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Randall Gates @rgatess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The billionaires have invested (bet) heavily on these data centers being their goose that lays the golden eggs. If that fails…they get financially hurt. I guess we have another reason to oppose data centers!
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this for Netanyahu and the current terrorist genocidal government of Israel. 🥰
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu walks in at the UN, and everyone walks out. This one is actually TODAY, about 8 minutes ago.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/09/2026
NEW: Attorneys for CNN/MSNOW ask for emergency court hearing, arguing their journalists are still being denied access to White House 1/
A screenshot of the first page of a federal court filing titled, in bold and underlined text, “REQUEST FOR IMMEDIATE HEARING.” The document is in a case against “Donald J. Trump, et al.”

The filing says that earlier that morning, the court issued a Temporary Restraining Order directing defendants, except President Trump, to “immediately return, reinstate, and restore” White House hard-pass press credentials held by employees of CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO that were revoked on or around September 18, 2026.

The plaintiffs state that despite the order, journalists from CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO attempted to enter the White House that morning and were turned away. The filing alleges that Secret Service agents also confiscated hard passes from journalists whose passes had not previously been taken. It specifically says plaintiff Betsy Klein, whose hard pass had been confiscated on September 19, requested its return but was denied and refused access to the White House complex.

The filing emphasizes urgency because CNN is scheduled to serve as the television pool for President Xi Jinping’s visit to the White House that evening. It concludes by stating that plaintiffs’ counsel contacted defense counsel that morning and asked to call the court together, but defense counsel had not responded. Page number “1” appears centered at the bottom.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You probably don't know but before 1964 nobody owned the seas surrounding the UK. They were common land. In 1964 they were all given to the King, so now all the Wind Turbines and Oil Rigs in the UK pay rent to him. They should all be placed back under Government control. It's a scam.
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Laughing Jesus @laughingjesus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo: “We have a special place for this in our underground vault right? Deep underground…”
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