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Lasty

@lasty313.bsky.social
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"Cis is a slur against straight people." Bitch it's not. But keep going and I might try to make it one. 35M Gender Fluid at best Cis at my worst. Poly DemiPan. Resident menace. Emotionally supportive gigolo. Eldritch support main. Monster fucker.

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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So. I've avoided this spot. The world has been on fire. I'm a father. I HAVE to be vigilant. Do I dare? Cause I've already seen some REAL evil shit.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The world and my house are chaos. But there are some things I can control within the house, that can make me feel control over this world. If cooking is considered a hobby. Than so be it. Cooking is my hobby. Not chemistry. Maybe baking can put those folds in my brain.
No folds, only prep of veggies for a stir fry. Pictured is fully prepped veggies in separate containers multiple knives on a cutting board, and other household spices.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My whimsy, is just wabi-sabi. I'll buy the folded card pack. The slightly off cup. The open box items at Best Buy. Shit makes me happy.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"Why do we spiral Master Lasty?" "Cause we're dumbasses."
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"What are some activities you enjoy?" Me:
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🙂
ICE slipping on ice
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WokeWendy @harleygirl1988.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Peek-a-boo!! I made the paper over in Ames Iowa!!
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The only part of my state I love.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE recruitment is going well.
Background checks don't happen until after people start work, one official said, as HR rubber-stamps applicants in days. Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn't handle them.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I will keep saying it. One day. EVERYONE. Will have been against this.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Those are "he's getting railed tonight" eyes. She's so fucking smitten with him. It's so cute.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/01/2026
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Sketch feito com bic de um cachorro e uma gata meio antropomorfizados,eles vestem roupas de frio, o cachorro um sobretudo sobre terno e gravata e a gata um casaco de gola alta.
 São inspirados no casal Zohran Mamdani e Rama Duwaji.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Damn. Bro is TIRED. Zonked.
Lasty and Jester eepyJester straight EEPIN
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I'd fuck with this so hard. I just need a reason to pull the trigger one day.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Why is it that dramas turned into kinks? Why am I so happy that the dawn of the nun in sex work is once again a thing? Couldn't tell yea.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The thing killing me about this is that he's out in the open. He was able to get there with a gun in the open. Here in the US we have less strict gun laws and our active shooters make a better attempt to cover. Who let him walk out like that??
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 14/12/2025
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers. Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I've grown to love Jester's stoopid wittle fwace.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
How tf am I supposed to smoke under these conditions? Come on. We don't normally get this for another month or two. Frick.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Me when @deathofblue.bsky.social cooks.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Do NOT come to this fucking state we do this to ourselves. CONSTANTLY. Idiots.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Legit my favorite character too. Don't know anything about the actor, but kinda sucks.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Seeing eye dong. Goodnight.
Lasty and Jester
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
He's home, and acclamating. But my nerves are still shot. Yesterday pushed me pretty far. Whomst the FUCK brings a dog to someone else's house. Why the fuck, when that person has a new kitten, did you think that was a brilliant plan? Scared the poor fucking thing, so bad.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Cis/gender nonconforming Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude. Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings. A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
Lasty higher than shit after a wake and bake.
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I almost posted that. It was ..... Horny.
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
it's advent you know what that means
the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Controversial opinion. Period sex is fine, most folks don't want to have to deal with the logistics. As someone who both does and has engaged in periods coitus, but is also a parent. Time is precious, sometimes, stuff like this just cannot fucking hold me back at this junction. Be Responsible.
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a man with glasses and a beard is pointing at the camera with the words test yourself right now below him
Alt: a man with glasses and a beard is pointing at the camera with the words test yourself right now below him
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Still from the sopranos showing the famous "it's anti Italian discrimination" meme but Silvio is wearing a Mario hat and has a mustache like Mario and the guy behind him blowing his nose has a Luigi hat
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@deathofblue.bsky.social it us
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iris (they) 🔞 @handle.invalid · 27/11/2025
national day of indigenous mourning is here. pay an indigenous person reparations. don't let the sun set without being grateful for the stolen land that you sit on.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I bring a sort of fucking your dad vibe to the bluesky timeline that people with dads dont really like
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GnollBreath 🍖💦GOING➡️MFF 2026!! @gnollbreath.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
<--- !
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Since it turned 5am, I was horny. It is 6:30am. I remain horny.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 22/11/2025
mamdani knew exactly what the fuck he was doing
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Has anyone tried putting the "fun" in Executive Disfunction? Did they ever get to that? I need that hack.
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 19/11/2025
Oh my. James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists. Get this man in the Senate.
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Vivienne M @vivziepop.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
EXCUSE ME ITALY??? 😂
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Y'all ever watch U571 on 8.1 crystal clear Dolby Atmos? This scene is CRAZY. The drips coming from where the sub would be leaking feels fucked up.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Look. I'm a 35 year old cis dude. The anime magical girl transformation is just as fucking dope as Gear 5 or SSJGBE (Be mad about the name. Don't care.) I would also kill for the sequence. It's universal.
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So FUCKING horny right now. Why is boy brain this stupid?
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Service pet. 😏
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
'Stop being loud about your abuse' I was hoping this place would be better. But it's just unfolding into the same tired slope. Platform gets decent size, moderation folds, people's circumstances and well-being get pushed aside to crunch them into more numbers.
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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I wish I could go back to when I didn’t understand this. 🥴
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
yo, “big beautiful BILL”???? curious
deep fried meme of squid ward with his hands out saying hol up
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Lasty @lasty313.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I need bro to even attempt to hit that fuggin nail. Brother. Girl. Hon. Sweaty. Give it gusto.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Donald Trump is missing a UFC fight in NYC. We're entering the end times, folks.
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