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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

There's not enough Hall & Oates in cyberpunk.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Is this an album from Champaign, IL c.2004 Or A Tubi cartoon c. 2004

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

"Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart is one of the horniest songs of all time.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

My wife after I showed her "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead: "Is this a depression orgasm?"

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Oh her? That's Princess Beef Queef We keep her on ice Because she's so damn slutty.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I'll bite a fash on the face like a mishandled chimpanzee.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

This kind of shit would never happen in Donkey Kong Country

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I look better through a truck stop glory hole or whatever Magnetic Fields said.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I don't have an inner child. I have an inner Roger from American Dad

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Eggnog Cream soda Lemon curd Cinnamon Allspice Bee pollen/honey Stir I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa" Happy holidays

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm calling all my sluts trollops now.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Ain't no sunshine when she's goth She needs darkness every day Ain't no sunshine when she's goth And she's always goth too long Everytime that Bauhaus plays

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Must be hard for healthcare CEO's to watch Luigi get the kind of security they need rn

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 12/12/2024

"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

You can't love John Brown and hate Luigi Mangione

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

If our healthcare horror stories were coming from Iran, we'd use it as a pretext for invasion.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

You're the realest fucking one in the game.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Mom charged with terrorism for saying "Delay, deny depose" to health insurance company after being denied a claim:

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Mom Charged With Terrorism for Health Insurance "Threat"

How the FBI is protecting the insurance industry

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

"it had to be done. These parasites had it coming" would make a sick Ivermectin commercial

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

That graph is the most accurate depiction of Spinosaurus to date.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

So, my mom said "Fuck you, you two-faced bitch. Go fuck yourself." And Phyllis had a whole ass breakdown as my uncle dragged my mom out.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I honestly don't remember, but I'll give you the context, fellow traveler. I'm from Schlafly's hometown. My mom was doing a pest inspection in her basement and Phyllis had her friends over. My mom came up and gave her a report. She looked at her friends and said "killing bugs is man's work."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Your local holiday parade is like a strange dream. Mrs. Claus drives a firetruck. Realtors pelt you with candy. Your dentist waves from a flatbed trailer. He’s dressed as the grinch

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

CPTSD definitely makes living every day harder, and I'm sorry that more things have been thrown on your shoulders, comrade. I hate it when people expect more out of situations than can be given and don't have the patience to help us figure it out. I hope it gets easier for you.

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

This is super relatable. I was 2. Hope is what kills you. So does faith and empty optimism. I like to look at it like a goal at the end of a fucked up tunnel. I grab it and pull through. The other side may suck (usually does), but some days a CEO gets a return on his investment I live for those days

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Skeeted & Defeeted @lastdamnchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Did you and Fountains of Wayne ever kiss?

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