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Laser Wulf

@laserwulf.bsky.social
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35 / he him Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever. Fix your hearts or die. ICE delenda est.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
between this and the "liquid filth" monologue in columbo, Donald Pleasence could ACT
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please make this the next season of fargo
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ghoul dente, convenience BASTARD 🍝 @katbridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will absolutely say that "but Tony Khan paid for [wrestler's] medical bills" is not a rebuttal to the need for wrestlers in major promotions to be classified as employees and provided with comprehensive health insurance. you shouldn't have to present your confidential health info to your boss
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
!!! this is the happiest I have ever been about an indie announcement. See you there!
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After many years, I return to Upstate New York.
Cecil Nyx vs Krist Worthless at Wild Zero Wrestling
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is an "eat panko bread crumbs directly out of the container with a spoon" kind of day
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oooh, this looks excellent and exactly the type of thing I am looking for!
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In exchange, i offer you The Battery (2012). Not very scary, despite the zombies, but grounded and beautiful.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hit me up with your most niche horror recommendations - the ones you are most sure I haven't seen. I need new spooky content.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've always thought they wanted to make it easier to test face textures / models during development
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like a whole new bunch of people can't distinguish between deplatforming and literal jail.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gut yontif!
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love you all
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE WARRIORS is a Halloween movie. 📀 🎃
THE WARRIORS 4k menu
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bright spot: my dog is being released from the hospital today. She has been there for four days. I'm feeling so grateful to have her back. Hug your animals from me.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insane depiction of africa and the middle east, too. Even as a gamerbro in 2008 I was like "uh, what exactly is going on here?"
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm gonna absolutely lose it when we see the empty chair in the death rider entrance. RIP Pac.
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Coratee (Garfield Era) @thecoratee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope that after this the next AEW tribute show is long enough away that I can wonder if they still know how to do it right.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I had the words to express how sad I am about PAC. I know I'm not alone in that.
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Court mandated defensive driving course for slamming into the back of a dragula
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
driving across the USA has assured me we are in zero danger of running out of corn
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jon Moxley is even cooler from three feet away. Between aew dynamite and collision, i'm real happy right now.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you! I was picking between it and the Claudio lucha mask. It was a tough choice.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thrilled to be at AEW dynamite!
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate that there is always Online Discourse and it's never about 1978's Dawn of the Dead
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's been under two hours, so you aren't locked in!
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai team Wrong answers only
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I woke up at 4 a.m for a flight that was outright cancelled. They couldn't reschedule me until four days later, so we had to drive 20 hours to a family event. BUT: since we are driving home midweek, I'll get to go to AEW dynamite in Indianapolis! I'm so excited! tony khan works in mysterious ways
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we spend a lot of time being pedantic about the correct name for Frankenstein's monster we don't spend enough time being pedantic about the fact Frankstein isn't a doctor and should never be referred to as such
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
junior benito grabbed my shoulder at mystery wrestling and I am never bathing again
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BOOthanne harms - a BASTARD! @hellobethanne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan fielder: okay. All right. Good chat. jon moxley, befuddled
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw the butcher once in person. He was hanging out in a closed barber shop next to a theater screening Tommy Wiseau's the room. Didn't seem remotely annoyed two AEW nerds wanted to talk to him, and was incredibly kind. RIP.
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Color Webster Green @colorwebstergreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At recent CWG meetings, we have been discussing how nice it would be to have more 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. Several members are in the process of researching to learn where current gardens are, where we might be able to start one, and to learn how... #websterny #communitygarden
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
note: you'll somehow respect your neighbors even less after doing this
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I read my neighborhood nextdoor just to see how wild the posts are. highly recommend if you enjoy boomer posting. this one is fresh from this morning
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/09/2026
Goddammit, I need this bumper sticker now thatscoolthankyou.com/products/wes...
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Blood Meridian / Lonesome Dove Bumper Sticker
A literary western novels bumper sticker for Lonesome Dove and Blood Meridian fans. Weatherproof vinyl sticker for readers, trucks, laptops, and more.
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP excalibur
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I willed him back!
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gonna set a calendar reminder to talk about Omega/Ospreay in Fall of 2063 just to spite Ric Flair
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ghoul dente, convenience BASTARD 🍝 @katbridges.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and this is why we insist on saying "men's world title" 🤷‍♀️ #AEW
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i can't believe there's about to be more AEW when i haven't even finished emotionally processing the last AEW
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/09/2026
Has a single one of you philistines considered that maybe Scrooge had some Trauma
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my partner didn't realize Josh Alexander's ear guards were wrestling gear, and thought he was just a fellow overstimulated neurodivergent. This is now an integral part of my AEW headcanon. Hope we see him again soon!
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Basically all my fantasy booking revolves around everyone being friends with lio
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the one ☝️☝️☝️ @theamberwocky.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
imagine a future where nick wayne retires mjf as a result of this in 20 years
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if we're renaming a great lake after america, we should have picked erie. It's the saddest and most polluted, there's symbolism there.
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Adam Piontek @73k.us · 28/08/2026
Where do all these pro wrestlers keep coming from
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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Cool Ranch Brodido @coolranchbrodido.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This main event is in Silent Hill. #AEW
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Silent Hill 2: Foggy Forest Run
Alt: Silent Hill 2: Foggy Forest Run
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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
youth may be wasted on the young, but being undead is wasted on the old
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