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@lars-ellingsen.dev
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👨‍👦 Parent, ⌨️ software engineer, 🏌️‍♂️bad golfer, ⚽ sports fan, 🎮 gamer, 🌱 vegan He/him

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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 01/10/2026
This completely took me out of the show, too!!
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 13/09/2026
Nice Fed you got there. Shame if something happened to it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 26/07/2026
Bouanga is just so good #lafc
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 15/07/2026
Whoops!
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 09/07/2026
France is inevitable
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 09/07/2026
Irony? In this political economy?
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 05/07/2026
Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WEAK SHIT
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 30/06/2026
What a day to be a neutral. And what heartbreaking losses for Japan, Germany, and Netherlands
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 22/06/2026
LET’S GOOOO CPV
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 22/06/2026
Can someone please let Uruguay know what the script is
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 19/06/2026
LOL Zlatan throwing shade at Lalas again
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 14/06/2026
The first half was shaky, but it looks like Germany may indeed be back
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 13/06/2026
They fixed it! Amazing
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 13/06/2026
The US attack is coming through so many players, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this kind of movement from this team before 🤩
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 13/06/2026
You’re probably right but bring this up later, not today
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 07/06/2026
Reel Big Dish
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 06/06/2026
It’s pretty good! The Dr. Pepper one is even better
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 05/06/2026
“And it’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude”
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 05/06/2026
The first sketch I saw from this show and still my favorite. Makes me laugh every time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/06/2026
a perfect sketch. one of the funniest things ever put to film, imo youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...
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Save Corncob TV | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 01/06/2026
california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...
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Still Need to Mail Your Primary Ballot? Don’t Rely on USPS, Officials Say | KQED
State officials are warning that some ballots mailed too close to Election Day might not be counted. Here are other recommended ways to submit your ballot instead.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 22/05/2026
Tens of thousands*
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Terry Godier @terrygodier.com · 05/05/2026
📢 New Essay: The Boring Internet The internet you grew up on isn’t dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. www.terrygodier.com/the-borin…
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The Boring Internet
The internet you grew up on isn't dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. A visual essay about what actually persists.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
wait
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/04/2026
This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to
a little solid-black puppy rides in a shopping cart in a pet store, but she’s not looking at any of the excitement around her. she’s looking straight at you, her eyes wide and ears dropped low, with her front two paws hooked over the shopping cart’s handle. she looks like a very sad little bat, and we’d give her the world if she asked.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 18/04/2026
Well done! I saw you mashing that buzzer 😂
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 18/04/2026
RIP GA, my favorite Angel. I’ll always remember this game. Looking forward to seeing you in the outfield 🪽❤️
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NYY@LAA: Anderson sets club record with 10 RBIs
YouTube video by MLB
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/04/2026
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait. He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it. Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”
NYT: Iran War Live Updates: Trump Escalates Threat to Hit Iranian Power Plants After U.S. Rescues Downed Airman
President Trump used an expletive-laden social media post to taunt Iranian leaders, saying that the United States would attack if they did not fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz.  NYT: President Trump on Sunday escalated his threats to bomb Iranian power plants within the next two days and taunted the country’s leaders in an expletive-laden social media post.

Mr. Trump, seemingly emboldened by the successful U.S. rescue of an American airman in Iran over the weekend, issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz, a major Persian Gulf waterway for the transport of oil and gas, by Apr. 6.

If Iran’s government did not, he said, U.S. forces would target the country’s energy infrastructure, which supplies power for millions of civilians.

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” Mr. Trump wrote on social media. The president has previously postponed his deadline to attack twice and the Omani foreign ministry said on Sunday that officials had discussed how to reopen the Strait of Hormuz with Iranian counterparts without reaching a definitive agreement.“Praise be to Allah,” Mr. Trump added, before signing off in all caps.

Iran has threatened to retaliate by intensifying its attacks on critical infrastructure in Israel and Arab states that are allied with the United States. An escalation could further derail the lives of civilians throughout the region and add to worries about the global economy, which has been rattled by soaring energy prices since the start of the war.

Over the past two days, the U.S. military has been in a race with Iranian armed forces to find the missing airman after an F-15E jet was shot down over Iran on Friday, in the first known instance of a U.S. combat aircraft since the start of the war.

The plane’s pilot was quickly rescued. But a second officer was stranded in Iran and injured in the incident. American commandoes found the airman deep inside Iranian territory under the cover of darkness.
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 03/04/2026
And the grift don’t stop
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/04/2026
According to the Times:
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Never forget that this was how The Washington Post greeted Pam Bondi's nomination. Support independent pro-democracy media. Support Democracy Docket. bit.ly/4qmEiFz
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/03/2026
NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes? LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help? LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/03/2026
i’m rewatching the wire, some thoughts on episode 4, “old cases” 1. bunk/mcnulty scene in the apartment is as brilliant as you remember, but i am actually drawn to something earlier in the episode. it is when herc and carver bust into bodie’s grandmother’s home looking for him…
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Lars @lars-ellingsen.dev · 24/03/2026
Cherry Brown makes sense for a Jerry button tbh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/03/2026
again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state
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