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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I just can’t justify giving up the counter space, I don’t care how good it is.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

If someone gave me $500 for a date night with my wife I would… Make ramen and pay the electricity bill.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I was thinking Paris. Not stepping foot into USA until they get their shit together.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I really need this term to end so I feel safe bringing my kids to America to go to Disney before they age out of that little kid awe.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I only cook fusilli so I can tell people I’m feeling “fu-silly”.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

How rainy has it been this month? They closed the football (soccer) pitches for 4 days proactively due to water buildup. 4 days. Football pitches. Can you even play dry?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Fellow unemployed people…I’m still newish to this…but… How many times a day is it ok to cry?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Some days I’m convinced I can do a standing front flip… Then I remember that I’ve never been able to do that and I’m 40 and I hurt my back sneezing the other day.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

New theory: Pope is a Trill symbiant that has been hosted in humans for several centuries. Got bored and created a religion to fuck with us. #startrek #pope #ds9 #trill

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Imagine there was a Pope symbiant and a rogue Trill has been controlling the Catholic Church for centuries…I’d write this ep.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Just a reminder, birds aren’t real.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

If I ever make complete sense to others, I’m not being true to myself.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

On the one hand, big pharma, on the other hand raw milk… Gonna have to go with the worm!

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Russian Assets = Canadian Liabilities.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I’m only medium depressed. Baseline depressed. No big deal.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Sooo…I guess I feel vindicated now for not investing all these years? Glad I enjoyed all that avocado toast and espresso drinks.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Wait…I thought Russell Brand was already a sex offender…

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

That snake would pivot to bringing it home so fast…

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

A country protecting its industry against a global behemoth is fine. A global behemoth penalizing everyone for not letting them dominate is not.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

@bsky.app will rue the day they gave me extra characters.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This is the 7th consecutive week that I’ve been sick. I know that I’ve exceeded the average male life expectancy from 1800…but middle age sucks.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I find it hilarious that the biggest Stans of these losers are the ones who would have kicked their asses in high school.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

6 year old: “who’s that guy again? Donny Llama?” Me: “the Dalai Lama?” 6 year old: “yea that it”

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Just found out about the Impractical Jokers… Who are they? Why didn’t people get the ick from them the moment they saw them?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Why would anyone want to be trickled on anyway?

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Just leading with the conspiracy theories now. This is not a serious person.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Pierre Poilievre has one gear: -Verb the Noun. If he can’t verb the noun, he’s underwater.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Chevy’s not going to a dry party. Chevy spitting hatred, filled up with cheap rye.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Should be Canada Embarrassed. Sick of these bad actors ruining democracy.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

~5% of the worlds population wiped out by something that didn’t exist yet.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Pontifical Discharge would be a great punk band.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I am chaotic neutral, leaning chaotic good, but mostly chaotic.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I’ll probably waste money on Alf though. That guy needs a comeback.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Just hit my 200 day streak of Reddit activity. I’m 40. Ugh, this is not the life I dreamed of.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

All of the above. Cancelled April travel to the USA. Taking time to explore at home instead. The US is not a safe place to visit,

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Especially on “the man’s dime”

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Taking a regular shit is pink as fuck

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

The red carpet was for the office, the size and placement was for the man.

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Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I feel like this sentiment could be expanded to 90% of religious texts. But in this case, like conservative politics, a common enemy is the best way to exert control.

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