💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Successful day keeping Calgary bookstores in business. Great visit at Nocturne. Friendly, supremely knowledgeable staff, fantastic selection. Then I saw sleepy Kilgore at Pages. 1102
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't know why but the talk is a lot a lot a lot more today and if you know what happened in 2012 then you know but anyway I think I'm logging off for a bit. Did some reposts sorry I have no comment sometimes I am just beyond comment. 060
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Since Golden Inn closed I dunno where to go anymore. Help me #yyc. (Northwest or downtown please) 110
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed: 172300453
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Ash⁷ @arajellybean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ontario friends, update on when flu and COVID vax is available! 2138
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here is my response to today's discourse: not knowing the popular thing of the moment is not any reflection on today's moment or whatever. I am missing whole sections of 90s pop culture before I just didn't listen to commercial radio for years and didn't have cable so wasn't watching videos. 490
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Huge, huge talent. Give him that Giller sooner than later. 020
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀I wish ill on ___ @monicarooney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Harvest Moon over Lake Ontario #TOPhoto #Toronto #LakeOntario 1043967
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I've sat in front of a roaring fire six months out of the year in my three-story Victorian house for half a century and I would like your pity" is very Toronto. 1140
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am thinking about those Lake of America sweatshirt people and how they are such prototypical MAGATs. Posture big about your bullying but when pushed back on admit your bravado was actually fake (AI) and you would not actually have the guts to enact your supposed big guy stance. 380
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My friend is going to Paris in a couple months and he said "I don't do so well with rich food" and I was like "Oh, buddy. Not even salad is safe." 2112
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The pipeline from maverick-darling-of-the-left to right-wing-mouthpiece because the likes-casino stopped giving him triple sevens is authentically tedious by this point. 1756
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a former summer lover who now spends the whole season with crushing climate anxiety and health-related overheat and lethargy HOLY SHIT IS IT PERFECT OUT RIGHT NOW YEAH FALL. 2160
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TODAY'S THE DAY MY ALREADY UNWEIDLY TBR BECOMES VOLCANIC IT'S BOOKER SHORTLIST DAY 1110
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 My answer to this question is always @nellstevens.bsky.social The Victorian and the Romantic. Such a gorgeous book. 052
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 18/09/2024I recreated my Twitter tradition of changing my name to this Halloween name (the only one I've ever been able to think of) and then just never changing it back. 1101
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is such a classic "Brits abroad" bit Monty Python made a sketch about it. Yeah ok the location is extra 😬 but it's not a sign of "decay in society" or whatever the person whose QT I saw opined. This is English people on the continent. 140
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Micro movie synopsis: Carrie "yeah fuck them kids 👀🔥" 040
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Similarly, you don't need to drink corporate beer there's literally a small brewery three blocks from you anywhere in Canada. Every sports and concert venue will have at least one local on offer. 292
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Whistler shut out of awards lists?? SHENANIGANS 031
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Zit Remedy will no longer be Ed Sheeran's backing band 0113
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour. 158101822209
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On top of everything else it's grey as hell so I'm already in my bat jams. I have given up on Tuesday. 3140
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Once again almost murdered while riding my bike. Thanks, Doug. 280
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I will never read the 40 emails in the chain before it gets to me. Summarize or hold your surprise when you have to repeat information. 110
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Those ice cubes and wine people are really on to something. 120
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardena. 140
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 08/09/2026¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 382
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So I'm watching the Top Gun sequel (it's bad) and it occurs to me that all of Elon Musk's gender affirming care and style choices are an attempt to be Tom Cruise? 260
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A wasp managed to sting me between the coils of my snake ring today and I sort of have to respect that hustle. 4323
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀maerchen1313 on Twitch 🇨🇦 @maerchen1313.bsky.social · 07/09/2026🖤🎹🌹 This week on --> twitch.tv/maerchen1313 <-- a DEPECHE MODE special! On my TUESDAY #80s / #90s #stream from 3 – 8 p.m. EDT I'll spin 5+ hours of #depechemode & related #artists, inc. solo tracks, deep cuts & rarities. Join us! #radio #DJ #music #darkwave #punk #postpunk #musicchannel #LGBTQ #Vsky 098
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In @thestar.com I write about how to reimagine & continue Ford's very Trumpy, absurd & ridiculous bike lane war: don't feel lonely (there's more cyclists everyday); protests will grow (note to engineering firms & drivers); it's a culture war (facts, science & good faith don't matter). Let's go.thestar.comShawn Micallef: Doug Ford has waged a Trump-like war on bike lanes. Here’s how Toronto can fight backFord’s war on bike lanes is a culture war. From protests to narrowing roads, here is how Toronto can fight back. 1018773
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I was a Carney government flack and I wanted to bury an important report without making it so obvious that the burying of the report became a whole story itself, how would I do it? Well, let's use the Carney government's just released major climate report as a case study. Read on... #CdnPoli 29064
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh what a lovely summer day ... *war machine sounds* Oh right. The fucking air show. 🫠 1112
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Conservative mouthpiece CTV reports on Ford's Mississiauga announcement but not his anti media comments, followed by another ad for Bradford. 100
Reposted by 💀 Cromortuary 💀Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death. 5951231738
💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hmmmm that sky is moving to the green colour of bad, scary storm, just heads up, Toronto. #dlws 2143