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Landon Noss

@landon.wtf
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Innovation and Engineering leadership @ SIEA/PlayStation (HERE UNOFFICIALLY, NOT MY EMPLOYERS POSTS), former Obama.org Eng director, 24 years in the industry and counting. Rooting for you. Make magic, make art. AMA.

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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 3m
[slamming fists on the table] do it do it do it
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 8m
The momentum 5+s they make, with ANC / Transparency mode are extremely good. I own several pair in the house, they are indestructable, to boot.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 23m
isn't this supposed to be kamala harris's whole media conglomerate? disappointing.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 04/10/2026
"Landon, you have had so little self respect for so long, that you have trained those around you that you don't deserve any" like, why do you gotta be like that, man? i pay you money to help me
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 04/10/2026
therapist wants me to write about self respect.
static.klipy.com
Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
ALT: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 04/10/2026
i miss when you could sad post online without everyone freaking out
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
Steel battalion but it’s a bunch of grans in full roll cages quilting competitively over the internet
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
Management has lost its mind. There’s no way.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
I fuckin hate it
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
Can anyone explain why this fucking muppet gets half a billion dollars for just being a name on a page
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 03/10/2026
What do we do about the trash? We take the trash out.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/10/2026
wasn't ready to read that combination of things
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/10/2026
what were the devs thinking requiring two opportunities for jokes before you can even play the game
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/10/2026
unwinding by going to the various newbie areas in wow: forever drinking in the worst names in video game characters: - Brut Frucker (my favorite) - Moodoo Doomoo - Moon Tang
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/10/2026
cursed truths of computer science; i'll start. There are at least three ways to learn something. The wrong that gets you started, the thing nobody does anymore but teaches you to never trust computers, and then the way that makes you money to know
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 01/10/2026
hell of a year for it, do it anyway, out of spite
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
friendslop but you're all minions of gru trying to help him steal the moon
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
Gopherman
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
john blow looks like a human fucked a gopher and then became a trump supporter
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
what i love doing; waking up in the morning and screaming into the pillow for a good 15 minutes
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 30/09/2026
[msft] [teams doesn't work] [msft] WE'RE UPDATING OUR TERMS [msft] [teams still doesn't fucking work]
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.
stelle.menu
Stelle — Kitchen search
Search the ingredients in your kitchen. Find a recipe and cook it, one clear step at a time.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
discord.gg/VWRWesvZpD come hang and tell me how to make it better, i'll even listen (alledgedly)
discord.gg
Join the Stelle i Menu Discord Server!
Check out the Stelle i Menu community on Discord - hang out with 2 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
oh, and the web version is free, forever
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.
stelle.menu
Stelle — Kitchen search
Search the ingredients in your kitchen. Find a recipe and cook it, one clear step at a time.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
that thing where you make an observation and build a platform to support it and then some ai choad shows up with a generated image of the concept executed so, so badly that you almost don't want to launch your thing out of fear of association with the chuds
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
Website stelle.menu it’s annoying because I’ve only just seen that chud who just flat ripped off Michael chu’s work from cooking for engineers where I went the other way and build a corpus of recipes and stuff for generating those “cook table” charts. Fair warning it’s got lots of table bugs left
stelle.menu
Stelle — Kitchen search
Search the ingredients in your kitchen. Find a recipe and cook it, one clear step at a time.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
fried moz, without a doubt. sucker for 'em. i'm so white about it, too, i get the side of ranch
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
just softlaunched my cooking / kitchen app on a lark out of spite, ama
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 29/09/2026
as a reformed arizona cardinals fan, let me assure you; Jay Feely could never score, and this only goes to prove that he has no game, either. FOH
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
having a bit of a menty b today maybe with the rain i can fade away
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
if i see another ad pop up in a productivity software i'm going to lose my fucking mind
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
Society: seems like AI is overblown CEOs deeply failing and becoming more paranoid about being found out as tiny aliens people piloting flesh mech suits: what if it could end life as we know it Society, apparently: hm seems newsworthy, let’s tell everyone that.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
The gun is not at fault here, we are simply clearing out our stockpile of bullets we had chambered in the gun we pointed at the back of everyone’s head. For efficiency.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
meta keeps showing you exactly what they are: sloppy copycats who will stop at nothing for whatever pathetic sliver of market share they can grasp from last place. stop it.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
*scoff* look i ordered a flat white, what is this place, jail??
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
everyone handles grief in their own way
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 28/09/2026
dude, what is going on with the profanity filter @bungieserverstatus.bungie.net i can't say: - About - Raids - Fools - lmfao - lolol w...what? is happening?
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
the language filter is so strong at this point that you can't say "Raids" in chat. (Destiny 2)
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
"We are all in collective shock that you said something so utterly mindlessly stupid and pointless that we made sure to print it in a newspaper" level take
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
Imagine how wrong of a take you have to have to make it make the news, dude. that's trump level shitbrain
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
what a bizarrely rancid, peculiar take about something that absolutely comes from some crusted old 1800s industrial age shtick you let ossify into corporate culture because it keeps the riff raff in check. You probably use the term "riff raff" seriously
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
You can just do things because you want to, and if people judge you for making yourself comfortable in a stressful situation, that says a lot about their lived experiences, and not necessarily what's good or the best for society. Drink whatever the fuck you want, when you feel like you want.
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Landon Noss @landon.wtf · 27/09/2026
listening as an act of self care www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRu...
youtube.com
Mick Gordon - 11. BFG Division
YouTube video by Mick Gordon
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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